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Kellen 01-04-2006 08:10 PM

I know that Fubar is a professional pornographer. But how about the rest of you. What do you all do for a living?

Kellen 01-04-2006 08:10 PM

I know that Fubar is a professional pornographer. But how about the rest of you. What do you all do for a living?

Arizona Hummerboy 01-04-2006 08:58 PM

I own a mobile Locksmithing Business.

CO Hummer 01-04-2006 09:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Arizona Hummerboy:
I own a mobile Locksmithing Business. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You and Alec should get together.

IPStack 01-04-2006 09:04 PM

I see dead people...

Racer-X 01-04-2006 09:06 PM

I kill bugs

Fubar 01-04-2006 09:37 PM

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rocketw19 01-04-2006 09:40 PM

i do personal training.

KenP 01-04-2006 09:41 PM

Sell my sperm to the local Bank. I make .10 per living one. I'm broke.


Racer-X 01-04-2006 09:43 PM

hey, your doing good Ken, I've been known to pay to drop my sperm!

PARAGON 01-04-2006 09:46 PM

a living what?

rodster 01-04-2006 09:47 PM

I'm currently trying to get a job as Fubar's Director of Screening, New Talent Division.

I, too, have shot tadpoles for money, picked locks for a living and planted bugs for and upon the wealthy. I play steel drums. Life has been good.

Kellen 01-04-2006 09:54 PM

Let's keep this one clean and not discuss Fubar's pornography business. Please.

KenP 01-04-2006 09:57 PM

You guys don't realize how many spleeged faces I saw on the 'net before I got a pic of "sperm". A warning to all, Don't type "cum" in a search engine at work....

KenP 01-04-2006 09:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Let's keep this one clean and not discuss Fubar's pornography business. Please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah.

Adam in CO 01-04-2006 10:04 PM

I mop the floor of the peepshow booth.

Kellen 01-04-2006 10:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I mop the floor of the peepshow booth. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't care if you're Fubar's janitor. Take that porno talk to the woodshed, will you?

Racer-X 01-04-2006 10:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Let's keep this one clean and not discuss Fubar's pornography business. Please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Weren;t you the first to mention it?

KenP 01-04-2006 10:45 PM

Yeah, what he said!

DRTYFN 01-04-2006 10:51 PM

But, what everyone conveniently overlooks is that without pr0n Al Gore's internet would still be in its infancy. The demand for pr0n is what jump started the web.

KenP 01-04-2006 11:25 PM

Hey Connie, WHERE THE HELL HAS GERALDO BEEN? Did he get stuck in your California Mud Slide? He's the funniest of all the newscasters.

04H2dood 01-05-2006 12:41 AM

Buy, Sell, Fix cars. Not bad at it either

orlasttoy 01-05-2006 01:07 AM

I edit movie trailers...makin' good people see bad movies for years

Jim_Cantore 01-05-2006 01:21 AM

I am a meteorologist.

jfox 01-05-2006 01:30 AM

Part-time Superhero.

DRTYFN 01-05-2006 05:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 04H2dood:
Buy, Sell, Fix cars. Not bad at it either
05H2 some chrome bits, yes I get it dirty. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I'm glad you get it. Whatever it is.

Dan 01-05-2006 12:26 PM

I go by Mike Oxbig in adult films.

04H2dood 01-05-2006 12:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
And I'm glad you get it. Whatever it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, I get the Hummer dirty. And sometimes I get a dirty ...
Ok this is going nowhere lol

Kellen 01-05-2006 01:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Peter Jennings:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Hey Connie, WHERE THE HELL HAS GERALDO BEEN? Did he get stuck in your California Mud Slide? He's the funniest of all the newscasters. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I out lasted all of them other news casters. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geraldo suffered a mental breakdown and is recovering at an undiclosed medical facility. But I'm insulted that you even call him a newscaster. But Jimmy is a REAL newscaster.

DennisAJC 01-05-2006 01:53 PM

If Tower gets to be Rescue then I'm a Jet Fighter Pilot.

KenP 01-05-2006 02:20 PM

I think it's "cock fags".

TootsSUT 01-05-2006 02:28 PM

Someone needs to change this thread to "What you don't do for a living".

I'll start!

Nude pole dancing. The wang would stick! OUCH!!

CO Hummer 01-05-2006 02:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Nude pole dancing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(offering a prayer of thanks)

Bondage 01-05-2006 02:42 PM

I save the world about every two or three years. The rest of the time, I pop around Europe in my DB7, drink fine champagne and bed the world's most beautiful women.

I AM Bond. James Bond.


Sean

GeorgeSSSS 01-05-2006 03:07 PM

I'm a business attorney. I look forward to going to work every day because no two days are the same.

George SSSS

TootsSUT 01-05-2006 03:26 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Nude pole dancing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(offering a prayer of thanks) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Kellen 01-05-2006 03:44 PM

That is gross.

Fastest H-Town Realtor 01-05-2006 10:16 PM

I,er...um....what was the question again? Oh,yea...I have R/R broadband because of pRon.

Dug 01-06-2006 12:21 AM

I'm a dirt donkey.


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