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MUH_HUM 06-06-2005 03:54 AM

I'm sure you've all seen this right? Hoo Boy...

http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

The bumper sticker on the back of my H2 would be classic.

From their website. Obeying Jesus in our transportation choices is one of the great Christian obligations and opportunities of the twenty-first century.

I'm the first to admit, I'm no biblical scholar, but Jesus didn't drive. He could walk on water for ****'s sake.

MUH_HUM 06-06-2005 03:54 AM

I'm sure you've all seen this right? Hoo Boy...

http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

The bumper sticker on the back of my H2 would be classic.

From their website. Obeying Jesus in our transportation choices is one of the great Christian obligations and opportunities of the twenty-first century.

I'm the first to admit, I'm no biblical scholar, but Jesus didn't drive. He could walk on water for ****'s sake.

XM DUDE 06-06-2005 04:15 AM

For someone that is perfect like Jesus who can walk on water, he really dosent care to drive anything.
He gave man the brains to buld Hummers being as we are not perfect, we can drive the perfect vehicle at least.

DRTYFN 06-06-2005 04:17 AM

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Let's not start on the fables again.

NJ H2 06-06-2005 04:20 AM

You just may face some flames from that post ... and the flames won't be from this forum

DRTYFN 06-06-2005 04:23 AM

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I think he's probably used to flamers.

PARAGON 06-06-2005 11:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
I'm sure you've all seen this right? Hoo Boy...

http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

I'm the first to admit, I'm no biblical scholar, but Jesus didn't drive. He could walk on water for ****'s sake. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Your parents dropped you when you were an infant, didn't they..... a bunch of times.

That or they shot you throught the dumb forest and you hit every tree. It doesn't say "what did Jesus drive," moron, it says, "what WOULD Jesus drive." Since you are synaptically challenged I'll explain it a little more. The point of that site is to use Jesus as some form of guilt to make people think that if Jesus was alive today he would be driving a Prius and THEN having to walk.

So sorry the simple things in life have escaped you.

ckhagman 06-06-2005 11:37 AM

I can put a stop to this. He would drive a pick-up truck. I would really like to see how a carpenter could use a prius effectively.

ckhagman 06-06-2005 11:39 AM

Their office is around the corner from my house. Maybe I will stop in

AHels 06-06-2005 11:41 AM

I actually think that if Jesus was alive today (as if) he'd drive the biggest SUV going..

Just think about it, he always (supposedly) had 12 f'ing disciples following him, right?


HummerNewbie 06-06-2005 11:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ckhagman:
I can put a stop to this. He would drive a pick-up truck. I would really like to see how a carpenter could use a prius effectively. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's funny. Make sure you stop by their office and make them aware of this

Harley 06-06-2005 12:00 PM

... a harley... his gang of "disciples"...



screw the prius...

devilsfan 06-06-2005 02:21 PM

Doesn't matter, but I'd bet he'd have gold spinners on 22s. Definitely. The man liked bling.

Stacy

Yetti 06-06-2005 11:04 PM

I was having a funny thought, if JC came back and needed gas would he turn water to wine and then gas? or jump the wine and go straight to gas?

I'm thinking JC would have something amphibious. he liked to hang out with a bunch of fisherman.

Dug 06-06-2005 11:11 PM

I'm not sure what jesus would drive , probably Eve if he had the chance.

h2co-pilot 06-07-2005 10:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
I'm not sure what jesus would drive , probably Eve if he had the chance. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol!

I think he would drive a "Christler".

that was way corny but I had to.

ShaggyX 06-07-2005 12:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
I'm not sure what jesus would drive , probably Eve if he had the chance. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol!

I think he would drive a "Christler".

that was way corny but I had to. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thank you for brightening up my morning.

PARAGON 06-07-2005 12:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
I'm not sure what jesus would drive , probably Eve if he had the chance. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol!

I think he would drive a "Christler".

that was way corny but I had to. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Would it be a Christler Crossfire? Less emphasis on the fire part.

MUH_HUM 06-08-2005 06:14 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:

Your parents dropped you when you were an infant, didn't they..... a bunch of times.

That or they shot you throught the dumb forest and you hit every tree. It doesn't say "what did Jesus drive," moron, it says, "what WOULD Jesus drive." Since you are synaptically challenged I'll explain it a little more. The point of that site is to use Jesus as some form of guilt to make people think that if Jesus was alive today he would be driving a Prius and THEN having to walk.

So sorry the simple things in life have escaped you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

First, thank you for explaining to me the meaning of the website and the bumper sticker. You see, as you've clearly pointed out, I am pretty dumb.

Using true vernacular of this thread, holy ****! I have an idea. Let's take this a couple of steps further and make a game out of it. Why don't you call me stupid or dumb, or a ****ing idiot or whatever nasty word comes to mind on every post I make, then do a count @ the end of the day and report it to all your friends. Hell you could even blog it!

You can make it easy on yourself by using the feature that tells you when I post, and you can type something rude or insulting as a comment every single time! How much fun for you will that be?

I'm not sure everyone will enjoy it, but you will and **** let's be honest, that is all that REALLY matters.

PARAGON 06-08-2005 10:34 AM

Please, try to be remotely serious. And don't flatter yourself.

So sorry you made yourself look stupid with this thread but you chose to post the stupidity to begin with.

As far as the vernacular of the thread. You set the precedent there einstein with your original post.

DRTYFN 06-08-2005 12:42 PM

Has MUH posted a pic of his/her H2 yet? I smell a non-owner wannabe troll.

Hart1 06-08-2005 12:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I can put a stop to this. He would drive a pick-up truck. I would really like to see how a carpenter could use a prius effectively. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wrong. He drove a "Triumph" The Bible states he "Triumphed" throughout Jerusalem.

Hey Paragoon: Can you use another insult besides "stupid"? You use it so much, that now every time I hear it, I think of you.

DRTYFN 06-08-2005 01:09 PM

Oh yeah, he sure triumphed all right. How about the 2 other guys that were supposed to be crucified with him? I'd say they triumphed. Maybe god liked them more.

Since you don't like "stupid" how about "retarded"?

Hart1 06-08-2005 01:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Oh yeah, he sure triumphed all right. How about the 2 other guys that were supposed to be crucified with him? I'd say they triumphed. Maybe god liked them more.

Since you don't like "stupid" how about "retarded"? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is amazing what you gleam from reading the Bible!

Did you know Moses had rubber skin? Yea, the Bible states he "tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles"

No, retarded does not work. It makes me think of you....

DRTYFN 06-08-2005 02:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
No, retarded does not work. It makes me think of you.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Really? That's weird, because it makes me think of you.

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:02 PM

Really? lol......

KenP 06-08-2005 02:03 PM

This is retarded.

ShaggyX 06-08-2005 02:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
This is retarded. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Takes one to know one.

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
This is retarded. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Bigot!!!

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
Hey Paragoon: Can you use another insult besides "stupid"? You use it so much, that now every time I hear it, I think of you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Why is it not surprising that you hear the word "stupid" so often?

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:10 PM

I like Bigot, it is so PC...

I just hope your vocabulary consists of more than fifth grade rubbish.....na na boo boo...

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:11 PM

So, which is it? Hart1 or Hart-1 or Hart Ponder as you registered first before you changed it to Hart-1.

What other aliases are you using on this board?

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:18 PM

Paragoon:

Fair question. I changed my e-mail on my account last week, and all hell broke loose, got it fixed just last night......

At any rate, I did not want to miss all your Pontificating pronouncements to all the “stupid” people who try to post here.

using the same name is not "aliases", Stupid.

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
It is amazing what you gleam from reading the Bible!

Did you know Moses had rubber skin? Yea, the Bible states he "tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles"

No, retarded does not work. It makes me think of you.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>When one is as STUPID as you there is no gleaming going on. Especially gleaming light bulbs. You have a history here of attempting to use words above your pay grade. The word is "glean" or are you going to argue with the dictionary again this time.

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
Paragoon:

Fair question. I changed my e-mail on my account last week, and all hell broke loose, got it fixed just last night......

At any rate, I did not want to miss all your Pontificating pronouncements to all the “stupid” people who try to post here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Not a fair answer. What does email have to do with reading posts here. Stupid.

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:22 PM

You are right, let me go back to your level:

Sticks and stones, Para-goon, Sticks and Stones!

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">What does email have to do with reading posts here. Stupid </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wanted to be able to reply to the babbling fool of the Hummer forum...The Lost Skeleton commands you!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Especially gleaming light bulbs. You have a history here of attempting to use words above your pay grade. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let me use your out: "oooh, I wasen't thinking." There, that makes it all better, right? Unlike you, I won't cover-up!

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
using the same name is not "aliases", Stupid. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Keep going, I really don't have to say much for you to keep making yourself look stupid.

"using the same name" variations of a name falls exactly under the defini...... forget it. You're just too stupid to understand anyway.

PARAGON 06-08-2005 02:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
Let me use your out: "oooh, I wasen't thinking." There, that makes it all better, right? Unlike you, I won't cover-up! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Where have I said that.

Hart1 06-08-2005 02:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">stupid </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow, there is that word again! It must be true if you say it!

Thinking of you,

Hart


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