Okay, I ate some Sushi today and it had caviar on it. It always has, but I never really thought of it until today:

Can fishys grow in my tummy or are they dead? I know they wouldn't live or anything but are they alive to begin with?

Okay, I ate some Sushi today and it had caviar on it. It always has, but I never really thought of it until today:

Can fishys grow in my tummy or are they dead? I know they wouldn't live or anything but are they alive to begin with?

Did you eat a lot of wasabi with it? If you did, you'll be fine, as the wasabi will kill the eggs.

If you didn't, you're a goner -- little fishies are now swimming and spawning in your tummy..

LMFAO!

Actually its not just wasabi, you have to wash it all down with plenty of SAKI

H2CP,
They are alive and reproducing in your stomach as we speak!! Try swallowing a whole live cat and he will eat all of the fish in your stomach within a few days.

CAT....THE OTHER WHITE MEAT..

This is what the inside of your stomach looks like!!

You'll need to cleanse your palate with ginger so that they don't live off the little bacteria.

And the little dudes are called tobiko or roe. You should have also tried the great big "poppers."

Hey, I forgot to mention. You did know that those little fishies will grow to be greate big flying fishies, didn't ya? Those were most probably flying fishies eggs.

So long as you didn't chase the sushi with fish sp*rm you're okay.

I put a little wasabi in my soy sauce bowl.

I'm serious, and they weren't black ones, they were little orange ones...like Nemo's eggs.

Or what if one is stuck in between my molars.

Hey CP,
Did the fish look like ........THIS

You'll be fine. Just don't masturbate with a lobster.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm

Did the eggs look like this?..If so you are in trouble.

J.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I put a little wasabi in my soy sauce bowl.

I'm serious, and they weren't black ones, they were little orange ones...like Nemo's eggs.

Or what if one is stuck in between my molars. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
The orange ones are the flying fish eggs, you will know when they hatch because you will start getting the butterfly in the stomach feeling, but its really the flying fish.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
You'll be fine. Just don't masturbate with a lobster.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hear semen will take care of that. Go find Ken.

(you owe me KP!)

WTF is this topic about?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
WTF is this topic about? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
raw fish

x2

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rodster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
You'll be fine. Just don't masturbate with a lobster.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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That story is so gross!!!


I am over it now. I brushed my teeth and stuff. I will never eat caviar again and request it not be on my sushi, that was an awful thought. Thanks for the support Punks.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
That story is so gross!!!


I am over it now. I brushed my teeth and stuff. I will never eat caviar again and request it not be on my sushi, that was an awful thought. Thanks for the support Punks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can seriously give up that easy, I am majorly dissapointed.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
You can seriously give up that easy, I am majorly dissapointed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can't help it, it is a thought I can't get out of my head. Kenny (non-sushi eater)started it at lunch and I never really thought about it before. They were looking at me, little orange balls of hell.

I ate my last piece in horror, slowly raising the chopsticks and eating it like a fear factor contestant. Whatever Orbie!, you think about it next time and I guarantee that it will make you hesitant.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Whatever Orbie!, you think about it next time and I guarantee that it will make you hesitant. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMA

When I move to California from the meat eating state of Wisconsin 20+ years ago, some old guys I was working with took me out for sushi to try ot gross me out, it backfired, because I got addicted to it. Its all good, if its fresh .
I had my 75 YO mother out here and she ate some of the most challanging sushi you could imagine and loved it. Uni, Spicy marinated codfish egg, nato, baby octopus, jelly fish, not to mention the staple items; fatty tuna, shrimp boats, live scallops, sweat shrimp (head still alive), Yum, I think I need to go out to get some tonight after work. Best sushi bar in So cal is walking distance from home

h2cp- I never thought of that before, but i dont think i will ever eat caviar again. Dont need any fish growing in my stomach.

She almost spit it right back out when I started wiggling side to side like a fish was in my belly.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
She almost spit it right back out when I started wiggling side to side like a fish was in my belly.
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ROFLMAO

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
She almost spit it right back out when I started wiggling side to side like a fish was in my belly.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>I just spit Barqs all over my ****ty notebook after seeing that.

Diet Barqs burns the nose, by the way.