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TXSUT 12-19-2005 04:51 PM

Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. This unit creates a swirling motion, allowing the air to move faster and more efficiently. All for under $70!!! Can you believe it??? And Sam Memmolo says it works, so that's proof right there!!!

http://www.myauto.tv/tfs/?PHPSESSID=...dccacb1cbf8aa5

TXSUT 12-19-2005 04:51 PM

Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. This unit creates a swirling motion, allowing the air to move faster and more efficiently. All for under $70!!! Can you believe it??? And Sam Memmolo says it works, so that's proof right there!!!

http://www.myauto.tv/tfs/?PHPSESSID=...dccacb1cbf8aa5

JetEyeNite 12-19-2005 05:09 PM

lol;
30 days money back guarantee!!!
Sure, I am going to buy one!!!

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:12 PM

I have one.


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They don't work.

JetEyeNite 12-19-2005 05:16 PM

Did you get your money back at least?
lol

TXSUT 12-19-2005 05:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I have one.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, like we're going to just take your word for it. Once a liar, always a liar.

tomp 12-19-2005 05:21 PM

Someone probably sold him one without the sticker and it was only a close copy of one that works. Either that or he is a Collector of useless parts or fails to research components before he makes a purchase. What a Toad...

TXSUT 12-19-2005 05:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
fails to research components before he makes a purchase. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure that you know that reading an advertising claim does not qualify as research, so where's the dyno charts you reviewed before you purchased your intake and MAF?

JetEyeNite 12-19-2005 05:25 PM

tomp,
Are you saying that there is a one that really *does* work? lol
I need to get that asap.

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
Someone probably sold him one without the sticker and it was only a close copy of one that works. Either that or he is a Collector of useless parts or fails to research components before he makes a purchase. What a Toad... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Raaarrrrr!!!!!!!1 pwned!

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Mine didn't claim to make a mini-cyclone. It only claimed to make a Tornado.

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:29 PM

Holy Sh!t! Did you see the price for that beer can thingy at that link. I think I paid something like $12.95

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
Someone probably sold him one without the sticker </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yippy, tompy got something right! Why sure it doesn't have a sticker on it. Why would they put a sticker on something that goes inside your intake?

Oh, you think they are as stupid as you.

JetEyeNite 12-19-2005 05:34 PM

I wonder how much they are willing to pay me if I tell them that it really works on my beautiful H2.. *** Please don't flame me *** I am only kidding...
The last email from their customers were dated 6/24/2002.

tomp 12-19-2005 05:38 PM

That's cool Alec. It really doesn't bother me.

I came to the realization that the trolls are here to stay and that it's just your type of personality that comes with being a troll; and not having anything better to do except to dominate the forum with useless posts. It's all in good fun to me...

tomp 12-19-2005 05:41 PM

Paragon, you once again didn't do your research. You can see right on the above link that there is suppose to be a stikcer on there. Once again, you got jacked and got a copied product.

tomp 12-19-2005 05:42 PM

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I better post a picture because you seem to think this makes someone not a liar:

TXSUT 12-19-2005 05:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof?

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
I better post a picture because you seem to think this makes someone not a liar: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Actually, not lying is what makes someone not a liar. Umm........ get it, Dumbfck!

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I don’t give advice unless it’s something I am fairly confident about or have direct experience with.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like racism and bigotry?

tomp 12-19-2005 06:07 PM

Maybe so, but you don't have the sticker - you big LIAR!

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Exactly </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!

Klaus 12-19-2005 06:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
tomp, you do realize that EVERY time you post now someone will mention wither an alignment or air intakes or both.

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lol

Do you think "tomp" and "Humm This" are related?

tomp 12-19-2005 06:09 PM

Let's see, Paragon said the Granatelli doesn't have screens in it (opinion) and I posted a pic proving that it does (fact).

He also made claims about the sticker on this device being a bad idea, yet there it is for the world to see.

Weee, this is fun. Don't you guys have anything intelligent to offer? Gangin up on me just gives me more bumps and chances to reply

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Come on tompussy, you're ALL about proof, where's your proof of increased performance? We're waiting....

tomp 12-19-2005 06:13 PM

As soon as you prove that it doesn't provide any increase, I will show you some where it does! What a dumbarse....

PARAGON 12-19-2005 06:14 PM

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Ok, I've let you dig your hole long enough.

Here is a pic again, with the label showing for the MAF, the Tornado beer can thingy that was hanging on my shop wall and the same sensors I showed before.

PARAGON 12-19-2005 06:15 PM

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Now a close up said label.

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
As soon as you prove that it doesn't provide any increase, I will show you some where it does! What a dumbarse.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I never said it didn't. You claimed it did, which puts the burden of proof on you. And you're calling me a dumbass? Now THAT is funny! LMAO!!!

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one!

PARAGON 12-19-2005 06:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Paragon, is that thingy for sale? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>For ONE BILLION DOLLARS

PARAGON 12-19-2005 06:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it.

TXSUT 12-19-2005 06:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL!

Klaus 12-19-2005 07:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe you should send it to "tomp". No doubt we would see a glowing review of the Tornado from him! Hell, he's probably got enough empty boxes "lying" around the garage from shiny bolt-ons that he thinks his motor should be making about 2,000 horsepower!

PARAGON 12-19-2005 07:40 PM

I would, but he so damn dumb that he would probably cut his fingers on it and sue the makers.

tomp 12-19-2005 09:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I would, but he so damn dumb that he would probably cut his fingers on it and sue the makers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not a chance, after you dulled it slicing all those apples!

tomp 12-19-2005 10:17 PM

You would like the feel of that "new fist" wouldn't you?

Klaus 12-20-2005 12:29 AM

Rarrhhhhh11!!

PARAGON 12-20-2005 12:34 AM

Klaus, can you post in the removable steps thread so that Kenny will understand that our "Locations: comingle.

Alec can be Snowman since he has Fred.

Klaus 12-20-2005 01:57 AM

How much beer can we haul in your trailer?


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