Why in the hell does everyone admire my awesome H2, and then ask what kind of gas mileage it gets? Jesus.

I respond with "Funny you should mention that. It's a little known fact that the H2 is equipped with a nano-technology hydrogen fuel cell that allows it to get anywhere from 47-54 miles per gallon."

You should see the looks on their faces....Try it. It's worth the chuckle.

Why in the hell does everyone admire my awesome H2, and then ask what kind of gas mileage it gets? Jesus.

I respond with "Funny you should mention that. It's a little known fact that the H2 is equipped with a nano-technology hydrogen fuel cell that allows it to get anywhere from 47-54 miles per gallon."

You should see the looks on their faces....Try it. It's worth the chuckle.

I told a fib the other day. NO, it wasn't "I'll tell you when it's gonna blow" so quit it. I said it gets 35-40mpg. Should have seen the look on their faces. They didn't know what to do.

Almost everytime I fuel up someone inside or outside asks me , "So how far will that 60 dollars get you" Or "So what kind of mileage do youget out of that thing?"

These vehicles are actually the reason the United States has to start wars with middle eastern countries to bully them for their oil reserves. Europeans don't seem to have these problems. So what happens when the bush family can't steal any more petro? Convert your H2 to propane? Good luck off road with propane power.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
These vehicles are actually the reason the United States has to start wars with middle eastern countries to bully them for their oil reserves. Europeans don't seem to have these problems. So what happens when the bush family can't steal any more petro? Convert your H2 to propane? Good luck off road with propane power. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Stupid. Funny how our oil production has skyrocketed and the price of fuel has plummeted since the war in Iraq.

Ever been to Europe? Ever seen how much fuel costs are there? Just plain dumb.

By the way, how many "middle eastern countries" has the US started wars with?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
These vehicles are actually the reason the United States has to start wars with middle eastern countries to bully them for their oil reserves. Europeans don't seem to have these problems. So what happens when the bush family can't steal any more petro? Convert your H2 to propane? Good luck off road with propane power. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If this country is so bad, why the hell are you still here? Do us all a favor and go back to your homeland and jump on your camel.

Like Paragon said, ever seen the price of gas in Europe? Get a f*cking clue you stupid liberal lemming

Klaus, perfect. And it makes we wonder why all those liberal fruitcakes that promised to leave our beloved country if Bush was (re-) elected are still here. Damn, I wish they'd have kept their promises.

Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
Europeans don't seem to have these problems. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, London is having no such problems right now. Spain didn't have problems either. The issue is not oil it is religious zealots, who fear an equal society with rights for EVERYONE, be they black, white, man, woman.

Another dumbass.

Hey the faster we use the oil up the less he needs to worry about it! I thought of a new bumper sticker to drive the liberial weenies nuts:

"Drive a Prius..I need the gas"

Fighting wars becasue of Hummers. Now I like mine even more if you feel that way. Hey, we could always let China have the oil. They would do great things with it right?

Drive a Hybrid items available at http://www.cafepress.com/mudinyeri/667253

Damn! I thought me thoughts a dat all myself!

Funny! If they drive a car, buy food (like pizza every day), or have utilities (service and delivery) they burn the same gas! You don't see these bums complaining about truckers or construction equipment fuel consumption....they'd probably have a few teeth missing (if they didn't already)!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots.

Also what the idiots don't understand is that there are tons of chemicals that are by-products of refining gasoline. These products go into millions of things that we use everyday and we need to grow our economy. Whoever controls the oil controls the world. Also what oil did we ever steal? Seems to me we are BUYING the oil. If we didn't buy it, somebody else will

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can you say LEMMING!!!

Can you believe there are actually people that think like this guy? I use work think loosely. Maybe you would have more fun over here http://www.moveon.org. Todays Kool-Aid flavor is lemon. Have you had yours today yet?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 89vette:
Damn! I thought me thoughts a dat all myself! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, Jeepers need gas too.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. are you that insecure about yourself? i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab. i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle, this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. are you that insecure about yourself? i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab. i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle, this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhh, didums get a boo-boo from mean ole DRTY? Just wait until it gets going next week.
I do appreciate you providing more fuel for the upcoming fire. Did I mention you're the main course?
I'm going to savor every last bit of you whining.

Fagi115, shouldn't you be attending the latest HOWARD DEAN appearance? We wouldn't want to deprive any of you kneepadders on the left from your daily duties!

It's going to be such gargantuan fun.



(I'm not really expecting you to figure this out, but thought I throw it out anyway.)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
you, know, you<span class="ev_code_RED">'</span>r<span class="ev_code_RED">e</span> a real ****ing cocksucker.<span class="ev_code_RED">as opposed to a fake one</span> why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life.<span class="ev_code_RED">That is so sad. I almost feel bad for you.</span> are you that insecure about yourself?<span class="ev_code_RED">are you? </span> i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab.<span class="ev_code_RED">BAD word</span> i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle,<span class="ev_code_RED">someone's angry</span> this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy.<span class="ev_code_RED">Slappy?</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
you, know, you<span class="ev_code_RED">'</span>r<span class="ev_code_RED">e</span> a real ****ing cocksucker.<span class="ev_code_RED">as opposed to a fake one</span> why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life.<span class="ev_code_RED">That is so sad. I almost feel bad for you.</span> are you that insecure about yourself?<span class="ev_code_RED">are you? </span> i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab.<span class="ev_code_RED">BAD word</span> i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle,<span class="ev_code_RED">someone's angry</span> this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy.<span class="ev_code_RED">Slappy?</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pant........Pant........Pant..........

Hey guys!.......Pant........Pant.........

Sorry I'm late??????.........Pant........


AWWWWWWW NO!!!!!!!!! You all gone kill him alweady???

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
......i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle...... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>ooops, well that set off an alert and it wasn't with Drty. Hmmm! I wonder if it will take till next week now? Damn, and that Patriot act hasn't quite just expired yet.

Can you guess who put their maxi pad on adhesive side up today???

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh gawd, we have system admins that actually believe in america. and are so brainwashed and cornered into their respective family commitments that they have to pretend to uphold the law. hmm how many of you **** heads are cops. little sexually frustrated repressed social outcast droids that found your nitche as soon as being a cop gave you the props to get laid. yeah, Frued wrote a book on how you've been tricked into submission. it's called the discontents of civilization and was written in the 1930's. why do i even bring this type of **** up? i guess the same governemnt that you work for implanted microchips in me to program you to come of age. well that and the radiation work hand in hand to titiilate your puny thought tranes.

So now your pissed off at cops because they can get laid and you can't. You're all over the place man. Pick a subject and stick with it. Maybe you should hop a plane home, rub some more sand in your vagina, and come back tomorrow with a new, more interesting line of crap. And by the way, buy a dictionary and let's work on your spelling. I figured that someone who claims to be as intelligent as you would be a better speller. Or is it hard to type while you're getting your stool pushed in?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
oh gawd, we have system admins that actually believe in america. and are so brainwashed and cornered into their respective family commitments that they have to pretend to uphold the law. hmm how many of you **** heads are cops. little sexually frustrated repressed social outcast droids that found your nitche as soon as being a cop gave you the props to get laid. yeah, Frued wrote a book on how you've been tricked into submission. it's called the discontents of civilization and was written in the 1930's. why do i even bring this type of **** up? i guess the same governemnt that you work for implanted microchips in me to program you to come of age. well that and the radiation work hand in hand to titiilate your puny thought tranes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmmm, one can only wonder what is happening in the "shadows" after the kooky comments. Ok, this firms it up for me. I'm pushing my congressmen to keep the Patriot Act going and not to let it sunset this year.

Fagi magi needs to be visited by some suits.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
oh gawd, we have system admins that actually believe in america. and are so brainwashed and cornered into their respective family commitments that they have to pretend to uphold the law. hmm how many of you **** heads are cops. little sexually frustrated repressed social outcast droids that found your nitche as soon as being a cop gave you the props to get laid. yeah, Frued wrote a book on how you've been tricked into submission. it's called the discontents of civilization and was written in the 1930's. why do i even bring this type of **** up? i guess the same governemnt that you work for implanted microchips in me to program you to come of age. well that and the radiation work hand in hand to titiilate your puny thought tranes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why did he change his name? Did I miss something?

And what is the point of referencing the Freud essay "Civilization and it's Discontents"?

Your absolutely right Paragon, he definitely needs to be paid a visit by suits and white coats. Is he is just a spited convict with a mullet and butterscotch teeth- or from a "civilization" that wipes their ass with their bare hands. Time will tell.

I hope ya'll don't mind me steppin in here. I own a totally different kind of gas guzzler and I bet I get worse gas mileage than a hummer (~8mpg on a good day with the wind) and I spew probably a hundred times more fumes in the air than a hummer due to an older engine.

So, why doesn't the faggot liberal maggot go ahead and say what most all the liberals want -they want us to drive what they say we should drive and do what the govenment says we should do. The damn gas burning is just an excuse. They use excuses to ban something they don't want, are scared of (guns), or can't afford. God forbid anyone should be different. Goddam Communists. I'll buy a one-way ticket for one. And no, by God, I'm not rich, I AM a conservative. If a man can make the money he should spend it the way he wants. More power to you, just don't let the damn liberals have it.

BTW - I have a near cherry 1978 Chevy Blazer Bonanza Edition (rare) w/factory 400 sb. 14 bolt 1 ton rearend, 3/4 ton front 8 lug. I don't have a Hummer, I'm waiting for them to wear out so I can get one cheap! All of them are too new to mess up anyway.

Did I say I despise liberals? Or could you tell?

So, maggot, attack me for a while, I'm fresh.

Doug

To all of the Hummer people on this forum, I apolagize that my first post was of this type. I just have no patience for a commie.

what a joke you people are. ok, i'm attacking you. here you go. call for protection. somone threatened you over the internet. go cry to the governenment. like they have time to waste with message boards and their respective homosexual moderators. any of you have real lives outside of this of this forum? nah, didn't think so.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're the one that said this was your life penis breath.