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Mwill9530 09-30-2003 03:46 PM

I need to lease or rent an H2 for 3 months, from October through December for my company.

I need it for use in CA, AZ, NV, TX. I also need to wrap to serve as a sponsorship vehicle, which will be wrapped and unwrapped by my company.

If anyone is interested in making some extra cash or has any suggestions, please let me know right away via email – matt.williams@active.com

Mwill9530 09-30-2003 03:46 PM

I need to lease or rent an H2 for 3 months, from October through December for my company.

I need it for use in CA, AZ, NV, TX. I also need to wrap to serve as a sponsorship vehicle, which will be wrapped and unwrapped by my company.

If anyone is interested in making some extra cash or has any suggestions, please let me know right away via email – matt.williams@active.com

Dan 09-30-2003 05:12 PM

A likely story. Some people have it bad!

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 9 months down, 9 to go!
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ICEMAN 09-30-2003 05:50 PM

You ought to check with some of the rental car firms..
I've seen H2's for rent..
Your renting one would seem to suit your purpose.

DRTYFN 09-30-2003 06:06 PM

Sure, I'll take the cash, but you ain't touching my H2.
With all of your company's connections( ) someone has to know someone that has an H2.

DennisAJC 09-30-2003 06:15 PM

I'll rent you my wifey's Rover.

Buy you ain't touchin my H2! BLASPHEMY!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

MAC 09-30-2003 07:16 PM

I am much much nicer all of the above, you can count on me. $30,000 cash up front for 3 months, you can drive it to CA, TX, NV, AZ, You can sponsor or be sponsored or whatever. Oh, yeah, $40,000 refundable security deposit, less damages and clean up. Insurance required. Simple and straight forward, I am ready when you are.

NCHummerman 09-30-2003 10:01 PM

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Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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KMAzz 10-01-2003 01:03 AM

just send me $61,000 and you can have my truck

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

MAC 10-01-2003 01:54 AM

I'll beat that offer with $59,000. I'll throw in a full tank of gas too.

KMAzz 10-01-2003 01:59 AM

Yea but im throwing away at that price the rims ($11,600 for the 5) and the 18,000 in I.C.E.

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

MAC 10-01-2003 02:12 AM

What is 18,000 in ICE?
You paid $11,000 for 5 rims? I haven't seen any rims at that price, got to see them. Photo please.

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 02:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KMAzz:
Yea but im throwing away at that price the rims ($11,600 for the 5) and the 18,000 in I.C.E.

.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Throw these away befor the H2 ...

2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd 10-01-2003 12:43 PM

Come on guys, I knew we would get the smartass replies, but do any of you have a real responses other than NC?

This post is intented to find someone who owns an H2 as a second vehicle and would rent it to my company, or to get some good suggestions on where to get a 3 month lease.

DRTYFN 10-01-2003 01:03 PM

What did you really expect? Someone to loan you an H2 for a nominal fee?
Actually, you got treated pretty well considering the ridiculous request you made.

You know why you came here? Because you probably already went to the rental companies and found out how prohibitively expensive it would be. Why don't you purchase/lease the H2 and write off as much as you can?

For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important.

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 01:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:


For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh that's just too funny!

Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DRTYFN 10-01-2003 01:33 PM

I can't believe this guy didn't get gang-tackled and really beat up.

NCHummerman 10-01-2003 01:45 PM

This guy who wants to use the H2 doesn't even answer personal e-mails ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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KMAzz 10-01-2003 01:52 PM

They are 26x 10 jesse james 357's it was about 11,600 for the wheels,shipping,tires, etc

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

argonaut 10-01-2003 02:01 PM

why would you put wheels like that on an H2? Won't the rocks scratch them to hell when you are offroading?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Dan 10-01-2003 02:08 PM

Alright, how about this:

Go on eBay & buy a used one, then sell it again in 3 months. The depreciation, registration, etc would be your final cost.

Or just steal one.

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 9 months down, 9 to go!
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MAC 10-01-2003 02:22 PM

Todd, why did you signed up for 2 forum names to ask one question?
I gave you a straight offer, $30,000 for 3 months. It may seem expensive to you, nevertheless, that was a straight answer, you just don't like the answer.
NC gave you suggestions, what did you do with them? you snapped at us and expected us to take you seriously when you try to treat us like yahoos or children. You don't even have the basic manner to thank NC for the trouble he took to answer your question.

Todd 10-01-2003 02:23 PM

Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Yes I expected to get flamed for having this request posted, but not to the point that you think it is a seriously stupid request.

YES, I am absolutely aware of how much it costs to rent an H2 - $2000/week. And YES, I though if I offered a personal owner a portion of that money, they might be interested. If I owned an H2 as a second vehicle and some company offered me several thousand dollars for a 3 month rental for something that could actually be a cool...I would definitely consider it! Why not, you would make money and get to see your vehicle used in a very cool promotion.

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.

MAC 10-01-2003 02:51 PM

Exactly as I suspected, a Disco trick.

Your problem is solved, you use your Disco as a company promotion tool. If you guys laugh at Hummer all day long, why do you want Hummer as a promo tool, so they can laugh at your company?

You are a fraud, not a smart one, surely a poor one.

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 02:57 PM

1 Attachment(s)
On cue for Mac....TA DA!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut 10-01-2003 03:04 PM

That is one fugly baby... Where do you find these pics dennis?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 03:10 PM

GOOOOOOGLE search. Forum's best friend .

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd 10-01-2003 03:15 PM

MAC - I spent all morning checking the links NC provided and referenced him as being helpful in my original email. Thank you for your offer, but that is more than what I can rent one for.

I had my associate post this originally, but when I read the replies he was getting, I decided to post an additional message to try and get some better suggestions.

THANKS NC & MAC for your REAL answers!

For what its worth, this is for a armed forces promotion - that is the reason why we are using a Hummer.

Maybe I should have just asked for someone who is interested in helping out our armed forces!

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 03:26 PM

OHHHHH NOOOO!,

I feel so guilty now?

Show us some links about your company and any other pertinate stuff. Telling us in the first place it was for the Armed Forces would have helped you.

But I highly doubt you speak the truth. You and your 14 year old son...err...ASSociate should put some thought in your trolling techniques.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 03:27 PM

P.S.

My wife belongs to the DISCOWEB and she thinks you're a loser too.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC 10-01-2003 03:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Todd:
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!


Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Except for STEVE R! Except for STEVE R! SLURRRP! SLURRRP! LICK, LICK, SUCK , SUCK.....

FORGET IT! STEVE R Belongs to us! You can't have him!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Buckeye Hummer 10-01-2003 03:36 PM

Todd,

Why don't you buy it used and then sell it when you are done? Check the wholesale blue on the H2 given the miles, calculate the wholesale blue after the new miles you will be driving. I am sure the difference will be minimal given the 04's are just arriving (depreciation is already built in). This has got to be your best deal. You might even get away even on this if you work at it and only pay for the gas. There is really no risk this way you just have to secure the vehicle. I would consider it an investment with a return of 24K (2k per week for 12 weeks to rent), not really a return I guess but your net will be close to zero.

Is there a reason you won't do it this way?

DRTYFN 10-01-2003 03:38 PM

Todd,
You sniveling little pussy.
When you don't get someone to lay their H2 at your feet you resort to such petty tactics as saying Discos laugh at H2s(like we give a ****). Did you think that H2 owners are a bunch of inept buffoons because the Disco owners say we bought "grocery-getters"? Is that your management style? I bet you're just like that manager in the movie "Office Space".
Why didn't you contact your local Hummer dealership or Gm corporate and try for a sponsorship? Maybe because you have a really small reptilian brain and sponge off the ideas of others? Or maybe you did, and you rubbed them the wrong way, just like you did to us. Prick.
Can't wait to give your company a call and ask about you and then post your coworkers' opinions here. Sound like fun? I does to me. I'm betting that you're a real treat to work with, you dick.

Todd 10-01-2003 03:47 PM

DRTYFN - for what it is worth...

I am currently in touch with the Hummer marketing department in South Bend, IN. They are reviewing the details of the promotion. I have also spoke with several dealerships - who by the way currently do not offer 3 month lease programs. Do you know of any that will?

What on earth would make you think it is a stupid idea to ask proud H2 Hummer owners if they want to get their vehicle involved with a program for our countries armed forces? Is that really that stupid of a questions to ask?

Better yet - why don't you just call me personally at my office? I would be happy to hear your justification for this BBS flame in person. - 858.837.0631 call any time please!

Todd 10-01-2003 03:50 PM

DRTYFN - funny, I just looked at your web site and noticed a nice picture of you in miltary fatigues.

That makes me wonder even more why you think this is such a stupid request.

Do tell...?

Detonate 10-01-2003 04:04 PM

DRTYFN and Dennis are the board trolls. Just ignore them, they are worthless in every sense of the word.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Circuitguy 10-01-2003 04:07 PM

Ok! You can't pass this up! I will take a loss on my H2 and sell it to you for $40K but my wife goes with it! hehe!! BIG-C

White 03-H2-LUX

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DennisAJC 10-01-2003 04:12 PM

OOps!

Looks like Detonate' been drinkin beer again this morning!

Detonate,
I give two squirts of **** for your insight.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate 10-01-2003 04:12 PM

I considered the request of the original poster. It be nice to rent my truck out for 3 months and get back a couple grand to pay for a roof rack, winch, etc...

Unfortunatley my H2 is not my second vehicle, and I can't even imagine driving my wife to work every day in her car! Bleh!

It's not uncommon for people to look to personal owners to rent their vehicles. Many of the vehicles for show at the Texas Truck and SUV show were other peoples personal vehicles used to display after market products.

Movie companies rent people houses for movie shoots. Like I said, just ignore the asses on this board.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder


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