Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?

Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?

I bought mine to compensate for my small penis.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks you for sharing Tx. I know that feedback like this is not easy to admit to oneself let alone posting in a public forum.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought only yellow or pewter HUMMER owners had that complex. ...but mostly Pewter.

Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.

Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer.

Connie,

Are the tires slanted at all?

JT

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Connie,

Are the tires slanted at all?

JT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean siped?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.

Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you buy yours to compensate for a small penis too? Your husbands I mean.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hi Connie,
Didn't you give a Hummer to Maury? And isn't that in FACT why he looks so happy?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> You are NOT the Father! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I Bought mine just because its cool and I like it! Oh and because of my penis.

I am compensating for my lack of penis.

Bought mine because my penis is so large. The Civic just didn't cut it. I had to hang my junk out the window. Now I just lay it over the shifter.

Well, first I really had a complex, so I bought a pewter H2. I still wasn't feeling good about the length, but the diameter was getting better, so I bought an SUT. Now that I have those Viagra pills to play with, I decided that my size was great, the diameter was even better, so I don't need to make up for size anymore so I would buy an H3.

I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can cut out the Asian jokes. My posts weren't intended to be funny.

I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.

I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.

The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.

Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.

I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.

The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.

Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are gross.

Connie do you remember that time we spent together in Rathers office when he was on an assignment? I can’t perform at quite the same level these days because of my lung disease, but I am in NY next week and will be looking for some action. I’ll be calling you hun…

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can cut out the Asian jokes. My posts weren't intended to be funny. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not joking. I really do love me some Asian chicks. I'll tell ya what.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Peter Jennings:
Connie do you remember that time we spent together in Rathers office when he was on an assignment? I can’t perform at quite the same level these days because of my lung disease, but I am in NY next week and will be looking for some action. I’ll be calling you hun… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


You're going to have to control yourself this time. I'm not going to role play. And no, I'm NOT going to say "Me so Howny, love you long time". That is so 80s.

PM sent See you next week

You guys (& gals) absolutely kill me.

BTW, I bought my H2 because my 1996 Montero SR was destroyed and I wanted the best combination of off-road capability and family car for haulng my teenagers & their friends around.

After I studied the problem, nothing else even came close.

George SSSS

Peter,
I didn't realize there is internet service in the after world?
Do they have dial up or high speed?

I just signed up with GodSpeed.Net, its 2.5 TB (terabits) down and .5 TB up and runs me 3 prayers and 2 psalm readings a month.

That sounds like a great deal Peter!

Connie, how does it make you feel going up against The O'Reilly Factor? The most-watched news show on cable TV.

I wanted one to increase the amount of pussy I got... it worked. I just didn't plan on marrying her.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I wanted one to increase the amount of pussy I got... it worked. I just didn't plan on marrying her. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would appreciate if you wouldn't use the "P" word. Thank you.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
BTW, I bought my H2 because my 1996 Montero SR was destroyed and I wanted the best combination of off-road capability and family car for haulng my teenagers & their friends around.

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We can take Hummer's thing off-road?

Seriously...

I bought mine as a reward for being able to pay cash for it... it forced me to build a company that threw off enought cash that I could pay cash...

So I guess in a way it was therapy for the Y2K stock market crash...

Oh yeah! I think asian chicks are hot too! I married one!! (Damn good woman!)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
(Damn good woman!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Except for that one time.....