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DRTYFN 01-08-2006 04:13 AM

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DRTY from what I hear you are great at petting beavers

HummBebe 01-08-2006 04:20 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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DRTY Scored?????

GLBLWARMR 01-08-2006 04:20 AM

Thats 1 hairy beaver. You should take it in 4 a trim.

CO Hummer 01-08-2006 04:45 AM

I like your deerskin underwear underneath. It matches the couch.

DRTYFN 01-08-2006 05:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I like your deerskin underwear underneath. It matches the couch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It makes a nice tissue substitute.

h2co-pilot 01-08-2006 10:39 AM

Nice beaver.

It's a puffy little thing. So smooth and shiny, I bet it is all warm and soft.

xonxoff 01-08-2006 11:03 AM

take it in for a wax job. Does your beaver bite?

DennisAJC 01-08-2006 02:41 PM

The fun part is lookin for the wet spot.

Andy C 01-08-2006 02:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
The fun part is lookin for the wet spot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rolling it in flour works best.

TootsSUT 01-08-2006 02:53 PM

On a serious note, is that really a beaver?????????????

DennisAJC 01-08-2006 03:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
On a serious note, is that really a beaver????????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!!! I knew you were a guy!

DRTYFN 01-08-2006 03:16 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
On a serious note, is that really a beaver????????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!!! I knew you were a guy! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PWN3D!!! Tootsie wouldn't know what a beaver was if he had one between his legs.

DennisAJC 01-08-2006 03:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
On a serious note, is that really a beaver????????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!!! I knew you were a guy! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



BAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PWN3D!!! Tootsie wouldn't know what a beaver was if he had one between his legs. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Just messing with you Tootsie.

TootsSUT 01-08-2006 03:33 PM

See what happens when you try to ask a serious question?????

Yeah. I walked right in to that one. Me PWN3D! SH.IT!!!

DRTYFN 01-08-2006 03:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
See what happens when you try to ask a serious question?????

Yeah. I walked right in to that one. Me PWN3D! SH.IT!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, you = pwn3d X eleventy brazilian.

It is a beaver pelt made into a throw pillow. Super soft. Humina humina.

TootsSUT 01-08-2006 03:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
See what happens when you try to ask a serious question?????

Yeah. I walked right in to that one. Me PWN3D! SH.IT!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, you = pwn3d X eleventy brazilian.

It is a beaver pelt made into a throw pillow. Super soft. Humina humina. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


That's a throw pillow??? It looks like a basketball with hair (sorry, "soft" hair) all over it!!

ROX 01-08-2006 04:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
So this is Rox’s beaver </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
NEGATIVE. It now belongs to DRTY. We keep it around so he has something to do with his hands.

TootsSUT 01-08-2006 05:09 PM

Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver?????????

h2co-pilot 01-08-2006 05:41 PM

This thread is making me hot.

Is that wrong?

DRTYFN 01-08-2006 06:06 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

dochummer 01-08-2006 07:19 PM

Wow, that's one big beaver...

KenP 01-08-2006 08:31 PM

Just stick it in, stick it in...

ROX 01-08-2006 08:36 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
This thread is making me hot.

Is that wrong? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

h2co-pilot 01-08-2006 09:26 PM

I know, I just can't stop thinking about your beav Rox.


DRTYFN 01-08-2006 10:45 PM

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This bull dyke asked about you, CP.

h2co-pilot 01-08-2006 11:02 PM

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Tell her I'm taken. Otherwise Jodee gets pissed.

TootsSUT 01-08-2006 11:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you missed the real question. That would be, "would I let him?" HMMMMMM. We shall never know!!!

And at least you said "maybe"!!

RIC-H0 01-09-2006 03:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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Looks like a backside view of a blonde man with a bad haircut!

Ric(-)H2

DRTYFN 01-09-2006 06:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you missed the real question. That would be, "would I let him?" HMMMMMM. We shall never know!!!

And at least you said "maybe"!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think yours would qualify as a beaver. And if it protrudes I'm not going near it.

Besides, you take HUGE missiles in your over-sized silo.

TootsSUT 01-09-2006 02:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you missed the real question. That would be, "would I let him?" HMMMMMM. We shall never know!!!

And at least you said "maybe"!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think yours would qualify as a beaver. And if it protrudes I'm not going near it.

Besides, you take HUGE missiles in your over-sized silo. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!

Ya know, that could be taken as you having an itty bitty wittle snausage with peanuts??!!

How did I get myself in to this????

DRTYFN 01-09-2006 02:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you missed the real question. That would be, "would I let him?" HMMMMMM. We shall never know!!!

And at least you said "maybe"!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think yours would qualify as a beaver. And if it protrudes I'm not going near it.

Besides, you take HUGE missiles in your over-sized silo. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!

Ya know, that could be taken as you having an itty bitty wittle snausage with peanuts??!!

How did I get myself in to this???? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doing you(in a heterosexual way, if that's even possible) would be like throwing a salami down the hall.

TootsSUT 01-09-2006 02:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Drty, are you petting Rox's beaver????????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I doubt there are many beavers Dirty won’t pet. Well maybe yours </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you missed the real question. That would be, "would I let him?" HMMMMMM. We shall never know!!!

And at least you said "maybe"!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think yours would qualify as a beaver. And if it protrudes I'm not going near it.

Besides, you take HUGE missiles in your over-sized silo. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!

Ya know, that could be taken as you having an itty bitty wittle snausage with peanuts??!!

How did I get myself in to this???? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doing you(in a heterosexual way, if that's even possible) would be like throwing a salami down the hall. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Redirect!

Doing you (in a heterosexual way, if that's even possible) would be like playing "find the needle in the hay stack"!

Oh sh*t, I'm in trouble!

DRTYFN 01-09-2006 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Redirect!

Doing you (in a heterosexual way, if that's even possible) would be like playing "find the needle in the hay stack"!

Oh sh*t, I'm in trouble! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It'd be like driving a semi down the 405 at 4am.

TootsSUT 01-09-2006 05:08 PM

It'd be like you finding a worm on the sidewalk and secretly checking your package for lost cargo.

Hate to tell ya this but the 405 is not wide open at 4am anymore. Aaaaaah. Buzzer sounded. Try again!!

KenP 01-09-2006 05:45 PM

Basically, what you two are saying is that if you had sex together neither one of you would feel anything. I think you could try a plan old "grudge f*$k".

TootsSUT 01-09-2006 09:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Basically, what you two are saying is that if you had sex together neither one of you would feel anything. I think you could try a plan old "grudge f*$k". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!!! I didn't notice that!


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