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Adam in CO 11-16-2005 09:06 PM

Discuss.

Adam in CO 11-16-2005 09:06 PM

Discuss.

NoMoGMPG 11-16-2005 09:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Discuss. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course he is. Look at the similarities.

Asian
Short
Same size penis.

Also of note, you NEVER see them at the same time.
Weird!
Just like Michael and Janet Jackson are never seen at the same time.
Weeeird!

Kellen 11-16-2005 09:16 PM

This is interesting.

It's seems that all you small penis posters have a problem with an asian woman that just wants to have a little fun with a Hummer.

NoMoGMPG 11-16-2005 09:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
This is interesting.

It's seems that all you small penis posters have a problem with an asian woman that just wants to have a little fun with a Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time.

Kellen 11-16-2005 09:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For what?

NoMoGMPG 11-16-2005 09:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For what? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I always knew you were dense, but...

ROX 11-16-2005 09:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs...

Kellen 11-16-2005 09:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fawk, so I'v been wheeling for almost 3 years with one of Connie's AEs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it a rest people. I swear, you're just like my family. Asians love to chatter back and forth and pretty soon they start to believe what they're saying.

My name is Connie, Connie Chung.

ROX 11-17-2005 03:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fawk, so I'v been wheeling for almost 3 years with one of Connie's AEs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it a rest people. I swear, you're just like my family. Asians love to chatter back and forth and pretty soon they start to believe what they're saying.

My name is Connie, Connie Chung. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days?

Kellen 11-17-2005 04:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mostly enjoying the finer things in life, such as jeeping around in my H2.

ROX 11-17-2005 04:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mostly enjoying the finer things in life, such as jeeping around in my H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>.

DRTYFN 11-17-2005 04:06 PM

I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span>

ROX 11-17-2005 04:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue?

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that!

DRTYFN 11-17-2005 04:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue?

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... </span>

ROX 11-17-2005 04:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue?

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know, you made me look.
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

Hey, where is Dennis anyway??

DennisAJC 11-17-2005 04:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue?

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know, you made me look.
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

Hey, where is Dennis anyway?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



I am here. I am watching. And God is not pleased with some of you.



.<span class="ev_code_WHITE">.</span>

Kellen 11-17-2005 04:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul.

ROX 11-17-2005 04:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honey, you don't have a soul. PICS!

Hi Dennis!

Kellen 11-17-2005 04:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Honey, you don't have a soul. PICS!

Hi Dennis! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you attacking me? We should stick together, sister. Please stop call me Dennis. Are you referring to DennisAJC? I've been reading some history, and based on his posts that's pretty offensive.

DennisAJC 11-17-2005 04:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honey, you don't have a soul. PICS!

Hi Dennis! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hi Lyn!

Shut it Connie. Yellow Hummers suck!

ROX 11-17-2005 04:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Honey, you don't have a soul. PICS!

Hi Dennis! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you attacking me? We should stick together, sister. Please stop call me Dennis. Are you referring to DennisAJC? I've been reading some history, and based on his posts that's pretty offensive. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually, I was just saying Hi to Dennis. Don't flatter yourself.
AND, All I asked for were pics of your Hummer. You're awefully defensive for someone that got to be all chummy with Tanya Harding.

Kellen 11-17-2005 05:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Shut it Connie. Yellow Hummers suck! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You would understand if you were Asian. My great grandfather always told me: "If others ridicule, then because you are, is not what you should". That is so true.

ROX 11-17-2005 05:12 PM

Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become."

Kellen 11-17-2005 05:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. You sound like my mother-in-law. Great wisdom, and I agree.

Efrain 11-17-2005 09:15 PM

Connie, can I have your autograph?
My friends will be impressed!
You can pm it to me, thanks.

PARAGON 11-17-2005 09:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. You sound like my mother-in-law. Great wisdom, and I agree. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your inlaws had passed away.

KenP 11-18-2005 05:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Does that mean TubGirl is going to hell?

Kellen 11-18-2005 05:35 PM

Lay off man. Tubgirl is my sister. We were just messing around. A picture here, a picture there. Now she's as famous as I am.

Klaus 12-09-2005 02:53 PM

rtsp://media.twistedtunes.com/twistedserver/twistedtunes/TT_837_4.wma

(Parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull)

Watchin’ Bryant Gumble
Makes my stomach rumble before breakfast is through
Who likes Bawbwa Walters?
She sure talks funny compared to you
Hey, Connie Chung

Connie Chung, my friend
I’m alone in my bedroom
Holding your picture in one hand
I don’t even vote
But I watched the whole convention
Just to hear the mention
Of your name

Who can watch Ted Koppel?
Looking like a cover of a MAD Magazine
No one likes Jayne Pauley
She looks like Dan Rather compared to you
Oh, Connie Chung

Oh, Connie Chung

DennisAJC 12-09-2005 04:25 PM

Connie was a sessy cat 30 years ago.

Kellen 12-09-2005 07:17 PM

I'm not fawkin Dennis you bishes.

KenP 12-09-2005 09:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Connie was a sessy cat 30 years ago. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No she wasn't.

Kellen 12-10-2005 12:14 AM

Yes she was. And is.


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