This is Hercules, A 6 yr old english mastiff. He weighs 215lbs. He is too lasy to put his paws up to get into my H2. He wont't go up a ramp. I guess I will have to tow him.

This is Hercules, A 6 yr old english mastiff. He weighs 215lbs. He is too lasy to put his paws up to get into my H2. He wont't go up a ramp. I guess I will have to tow him.

Thats one BIG AZZ dog! Looks like a cool dog though. Does it come in Pewter?

Dakota...no relation to Dodge. 135lb. Great Pyrenees and massive slobber producer...

Heheheh....Just put one of those wheel chair lifts in the back....

Outstanding pooch! I don't know though...he may exceed your towing ability if he decides he doesn't wanna come along!


Sean

Just pick him up and set him in. What's the problem?

I think he has 3 hind legs.

Anything but a little yeepee chihuahua type dog. (yes, that's what SHE wants. )

Cool pooch....Mastiffs are cool dogs. My wife tried to talk me into a French Mastiff(dogue de Boredeaux) when my Renasence Bulldog was a pup but they are just too big. They are cool dogs though:



Or how bout this guy, a Neopolitan Mastiff:

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Vizslas are the perfect dog.

DAAAMN! That's a fawking HUGE dog!

Of course, it reminded me of Connie Chungs dried meat curtain wings!

Ultimate snuggler and the ultimate game dog.

Anybody ever see a turd from a mastiff? Now that's Impressive!

All this dog talk Hurts my heart, I recently had to put down my Beloved Bay Boy Diesel. He was a 185lb Bullmastif and the best friend I ever had......Big dogs just dont live long enough.... never again, It fuc*ing hurts.....

....baby boy, Diesel

md_sailor -

I know your pain and feel for you. It took over a year to be ready to get Ipe, our Golden Retriever after our last pup passed away. Hang in there.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
Of course, it reminded me of Connie Chungs dried meat curtain wings! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMGDMFAO!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gcraybas:
This is Hercules, A 6 yr old english mastiff. He weighs 215lbs. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Beautiful! Is the one next to him yours also?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
All this dog talk Hurts my heart, I recently had to put down my Beloved Bay Boy Diesel. He was a 185lb Bullmastif and the best friend I ever had......Big dogs just dont live long enough.... never again, It fuc*ing hurts..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know the pain, my condolences.

-Pete

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
Anybody ever see a turd from a mastiff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not until we went to our bulldog breeder's house. There were these huges piles of dung in the front yard, so I started looking around for a mule or maybe a llama. The answer came when the breeder opened the front door with a French Mastiff in tow.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Vizslas are the perfect dog. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That was one on my list, but I got shot down before getting airborne.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Vizslas are the perfect dog. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That was one on my list, but I got shot down before getting airborne. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll agree with DRTY, the Vizsla is a great dog, although I am partial to Golden Retrievers!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Vizslas are the perfect dog. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My buddy has a Vizsla. They are FUN dogs and have almost as much energy as my Cooper.

Now HERE is an H2 dog. Look how calm he is going to down Lion's Back.

He actually slid forward under that dash on the steep part at the bottom.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
He actually slid forward under that dash on the steep part at the bottom. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>PICS NOW!!!

Retrievers are the best. That idea got shut down, too.

Same with the Basenji, Cocker, Lab, Greyhound, Whippet, etc....

Doberman
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Killer
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Here is someone's camera-shy dog. I won't mention who the owner his. But you can stick his avatar on this rear end and figure it out.

Hey, take that pic down! Too much PORN for a family site!!!!

Let's not discuss Fred's shrinkage issue, please.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
He actually slid forward under that dash on the steep part at the bottom. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>PICS NOW!!!

Retrievers are the best. That idea got shut down, too.

Same with the Basenji, Cocker, Lab, Greyhound, Whippet, etc.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, this is getting serious. She's shooting down all my suggestions.

How about these guys:
Bernese Mountain Dog - 80-120 lbs of the cuddliest, most loveable & loving, snuggle monsters a person could ever find. Beautiful dogs!




or

Corgi, Jack Russell Terrier, Wired or Smooth Fox Terrier, Dachshund (Weiner Dogs!)

She drives a big a$$ monster H2, she can't be havving some sissy purse dog!

She "no'd" everyone of them. EVERY one! By name!

BTW, she had a Bull Mastif some years back, but NO.

Bichon Frese got the NO.

As for the big ass truck, well it's Civic time Baby. NO COFFEE FOR YOU!

As to the Bernese, beautiful dog. But I'll save us both the time and bet she say's NO!

This thread made be think about our Moab dinner. The Fort sure serves some good doggie ribs.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
He actually slid forward under that dash on the steep part at the bottom. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>PICS NOW!!!

Retrievers are the best. That idea got shut down, too.

Same with the Basenji, Cocker, Lab, Greyhound, Whippet, etc.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wait til she meets Mikko.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
This thread made be think about our Moab dinner. The Fort sure serves some good doggie ribs. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>What was that movie where the possessed people or alien people or whatever they were looked like rib-boy there?

I think they liked to eat dog

Thanks for the kind thoughts people....

My Husky... the most stubborn dog I've ever owned..

Bailey and Maverick.

Mav is a 3 yr old Dalmatian - free from a gas station. No one wanted him because they thought he was going to be a horse - mom was 70 lbs, dad was 90 lbs. Mav turned out to be 40 lbs fully grown. Dog has some serious attitude problems, maybe "short man syndrome". Don't get a Dalmatian.

Bailey - we have NO idea what she is. We think she's part lab, part pit bull. Got her from the humane society, she's around 6 yrs old. The fire department had rescued her and her brother from a drainage pipe when she was little - both dogs were stuck, they think the mom got killed in traffic. No one adopted her for 18 mos because she had severe mange, she was pretty much bald when we adopted her. The mange cleared up within a month after we brought her home. GREAT dog. Very good with the baby.

Anyone want a Dalmatian?

Stacy

10 month old Great Dane, digs the windows all down.......big truck, big dog......