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Aubs 06-10-2006 02:44 AM

I need some help
 
I just moved in with some new roommates, and I notice that the place kinda has this greasy smell to it, like a lot of deep frying has been going on. I'm worried this is pot, but I have no idea. Maybe it's insence (there's a lot of that here) but I don't know. Does anyone have some experience? Maybe they just like their taters fried? :(

dеiтайожни 06-10-2006 03:01 AM

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Some of the biggest signs of marijuana usage is devil worship, growth of tails, and dried semen on pants due to constant masturbating when said stoner can't find a rape victim.

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:06 AM

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Well, I can't find any brownie mixes. There is a bottle of canola oil next to the stove, which was quite greasy when I cleaned it. Otherwise, there's no like paraphalia around. I think I've smelled this before, but I don't know where anymore... I've moved/looked at so many places in the last year. The fridge is normal, lot of beer. The one cabinet in the kitchen smells like rotten food, but maybe that's normal because there's a bag of rotting potatoes in there. There are Dead posters, and music posters, but nothing that seems outrageous. Um, don't know what else to look for.

dеiтайожни 06-10-2006 03:08 AM

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Check their pants for semen.

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:09 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Check their pants for semen.


They're chicks...

dеiтайожни 06-10-2006 03:15 AM

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In that case, plant some on their pants and then confront them about it and ask if they are using illegal substances.

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 03:18 AM

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Are they cute?;)

If there is a lot of incense there is prolly a some pot somewhere in there- they just go together. The deep fried oily smell (which is really kinda gross) is prolly the munchie stash.:D

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Are they cute?;)

If there is a lot of incense there is prolly a some pot somewhere in there- they just go together. The deep fried oily smell (which is really kinda gross) is prolly the munchie stash.:D


They're average. :rolleyes:

So what do I do? Do I stay here, evacuate? I HATE druggies, I don't understand the fun/enjoyment/whatever in it.

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 03:22 AM

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I wouldn't stay- you have enough going on right now.

You don't need ugly chick slackers that smell like oil around you all the time.

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 03:31 AM

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Really, you don't want to be room mates with people that do that crap all the time. Trust me I know.

Are you going to make something up or just leave? Are they friends or freinds of a friend? What are you going to say?

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:36 AM

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It was a ad in the paper. I really needed a place to stay. Where I was, she was driving me crazy, I wasn't eating, sleeping, etc. So I met with these girls and they seemed alright. Kinda hippy, but I was trying not to judge them... Anyway, when I got here today, it smells really bad.. I don't remember this from yesterday.

I'm going crazy. I have like no where to go, and I've cried more today than since Jo Lynn left me. I think I might pack up and go stay in a hotel where I know they give Ski Instructors discounts. But I can't have drugs get into my life. I'm trying to get my business going, and it would be a major issue. I hate to say like "My uncle died" but I need to go without suspicion.

And they're on their own for the rent money... I didn't sign anything, and I'm not supporting a druggie. :rolleyes:

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 03:42 AM

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Wow...and here I thought I had issues. :):p

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ShaggyX
Wow...and here I thought I had issues. :):p


My life is like seriously fcuked up right now. I have no idea what to do.

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 03:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aubs
My life is like seriously fcuked up right now. I have no idea what to do.

If you were down in my neck of the woods (Parker) I would give you a couch to crash on for a while...until you figured sh1t out.

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaggyX
If you were down in my neck of the woods (Parker) I would give you a couch to crash on for a while...until you figured sh1t out.


How far is Parker from Breck? I assume it's far, far away. And besides, how do I know you won't attack me while I sleep and steal my H2?? :eek: :p

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 03:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aubs
How far is Parker from Breck? I assume it's far, far away. And besides, how do I know you won't attack me while I sleep and steal my H2?? :eek: :p

About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it. :D

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ShaggyX
About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it. :D


Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room. :D

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 03:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aubs
Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room. :D

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

Probably. :)

Young Jedi? Don't make me kick your ass. :p

Aubs 06-10-2006 03:56 AM

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So, should I leave here, and come up with an excuse?

I mean, I suppse it's pot useage, so I gotta leave sometime.

I haven't actually seen them doing anything, because I haven't been here yet while they were.

deserth3 06-10-2006 03:56 AM

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The easiest thing may be to just ask them if they use. If they say yes then it's time to pack up and go.
If they say no then stay untill you see or strongly suspect something.

You can always tell them something is making you uncomfortable and leave. You really don't have to tell them anything. Just say you changed your mind.

NEOCON1 06-10-2006 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Aubs
They're chicks...


you lucky fhuker ;) :D man some peoples luck :eek: find me some stoner biotches to roll with

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 03:59 AM

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It is 2 chicks right? Just act like an ass and they will kick you out. I could teach you. I am a master at pissing women off and could get you kicked out within hours. :D

Aubs 06-10-2006 04:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaggyX
It is 2 chicks right? Just act like an ass and they will kick you out. I could teach you. I am a master at pissing women off and could get you kicked out within hours. :D


Haha, no wonder only the e-love-bots seem to be attracted to you.:p

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 04:01 AM

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Aubs, I know you are going through a lot right now. I think the best thing to do is make stuff as simple as possible- more importantly work on making yourself happy. So where you live and relax is crucial.

Isn't there a college town around there? Maybe some older folks have rooms for rent. If you have the money- a hotel room for awhile is sweet- maid service- good TV- internet ;) until you find a place. Then find someplace you will be happy with- even if it is temporary. Decorate it the way you want/stuff you love and stock up on stuff you love to eat. You may want to start training and get into biking and ride with CO Hummer in that thing you all were talking about. It will give you a focus on something.

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 04:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aubs
Haha, no wonder only the e-love-bots seem to be attracted to you.:p

I can even piss off the love-bots. Its a gift. :cool:

Aubs 06-10-2006 04:03 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec W
Actually Evacuate now!!


I think I'm taking your advice. I'm going to pack up, evac, and maybe go stay in a local place I know. Or maybe with the Shagster for a while.

HummBebe 06-10-2006 04:05 AM

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Shaggy and Aubs......together forever:D

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by HummBebe
Shaggy and Aubs......together forever:D

Don't think I won't drive all the way out to NorCal just to kick your ass. :p

Aubs 06-10-2006 04:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaggyX
Don't think I won't drive all the way out to NorCal just to kick your ass. :p


Oh come on, you know it's a match made in heaven! :D Call me (check PM) in a bit, and maybe I'll come crash on your sofa. We could go wheeling tomorrow!!

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 04:08 AM

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Even though Shaggy is a twiggy little azzhole- he is really sweet inside.:)

HummBebe 06-10-2006 04:10 AM

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like shugga:D

NEOCON1 06-10-2006 04:11 AM

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hey shag he could live in your pop up tent in the driveway :D

ShaggyX 06-10-2006 04:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NEOCON1
hey shag he could live in your pop up tent in the driveway :D

LOL...that was my sister's...it is another 70 miles away from where he is.

NEOCON1 06-10-2006 04:16 AM

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send him to her house lol :D

usetosellhummer 06-10-2006 04:20 AM

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Sounds like it was a crack house or meth lab, did you notice bad teeth (meth mouth) Glad your out! Hotels will offer monthly rates to nice folks who the think won't screw them over or break stuff. talk to some hotel Mgr.s on a discount.

h2co-pilot 06-10-2006 04:24 AM

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Ooooh yeah. Good call. I heard that stuff has a weird smell.

That is scary.:eek:

Aubs 06-10-2006 04:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec W
You can stay here but you must bring the "evidence" with you. Really, we have to test it to make sure it's real.


Haha, I can't find anything, dammit! I'm still here because I'm trying to pack up all my other stuff and take it to the car without meeting anyone else... Covert, you know.

My head hurts though, and I cannot concentrate. I can still type fine, but I've had a headache all night. I had trouble playing Solitaire earlier. My nostrils may be irritated, but that's probably something I'm imagining. But I have no idea why it smells like it does. It's stuck IN the furniture, pillows, throws, etc. You're right, it could very well be something much more sinister than pot. Meth labs are common, and they're smelly, but probably worse than this... There are places I haven't looked, like a locked closet, but I'd expect that in a roommate situation. I have looked in other closets and found beads, whips, trivial pursuit, etc. Nothing abnormal. I haven't gone into the roommates areas, so I don't know what might be sitting around in there. Maybe it's worth a look-see. Then I'd know for certain.


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