Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?

I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.

If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok.

Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?

I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.

If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok.

Hahahaha! Good one KenP.

I thought the small willy thing was for a guy in a Vette?

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Scre...&Product_Code=mcs173

Did khiarrr want funny or stupid?

Let's not post stupid/derogatory ones!

My $0.02

Ric

This will get you some attention.

I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?)

Uh oh , Drty and Smyley sittin' in a tree.

What time? I'm at the gym until after 7.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
What time? I'm at the gym until after 7.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know you're not going wheeling. Especially not with those shiny bling bling rims.

Don't be a hater you know you like my bling!

I'd like for you to get it muddy so I could rinse it off with some beer whiz.

Is that what you call it now old man?

I found a collection of bumper stickers, but sorry, none were Hummer related.
Anyway, here they are. A few are pretty funny...

That's some funny stuff! Some even worthy to stick on my bumper.

Get a room

...not a bumpersticker but it could be... this is one of my fav's...

Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.

Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee!

lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here...

no nose hair'd.... K

ooh ooh a hummer one

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.

Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...

K

I have to address this throw-up garbage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I'd like for you to get it muddy so I could rinse it off with some beer whiz. </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Smyley:
Is that what you call it now old man? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Something funny, and fishy, is going on here.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.

Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...

K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So can the right kind of champagne. cough.. cough... laugh... cough....

H2co-co, here, if you wanted it cleaned up.

I saw a license plate frame on an H2 that said:

"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."

The plate said "GOTAHUM".

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."

The plate said "GOTAHUM". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Now I LIKE that one!!

K

I have this one but still hesitate to put it on.

"Compensating for my small...Children!"

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did I hear Scotch? Have you tried that Compass Box - Peat Monster yet?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by khiarrr:
Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?

I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.

If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did I hear Scotch? Have you tried that Compass Box - Peat Monster yet? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, but this is what I've been stuck on lately... pretty good!!

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">I know who needs one of these stickers.</span>

...drove over one too many curbs, said one too many things and fought too many fights on the agave... the wife has forbidden it!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">I know who needs one of these stickers.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>