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KenP 08-28-2006 01:47 AM
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Just thought some of this was interesting.


Penis Facts
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches


Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

Sewie 08-28-2006 02:07 AM
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Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

Well that explains what I saw the other day. :confused:

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f5fstop 08-28-2006 10:53 AM
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"The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch":eek:
Pee Wee Herman????:D

h2co-pilot 08-28-2006 01:28 PM
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Boys are gross.:giggling:

Homer 08-28-2006 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sewie
Well that explains what I saw the other day. :confused:

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Where can I get some of that?

Agriv8r 08-28-2006 05:03 PM
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Boys are gross.:giggling:

we are gross??? think what women do with them. now thats gross!!:eek:

ssgharkness020147 08-28-2006 07:07 PM
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You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Boys are gross.:giggling:

HummBob 08-28-2006 08:31 PM
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KenP 08-28-2006 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p
X2. Even the hot ones.:beerchug:

ssgharkness020147 08-28-2006 11:57 PM
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Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:

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Originally Posted by KenP
X2. Even the hot ones.:beerchug:

KenP 08-28-2006 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:
HAHAHAhahaha!!! You're gonna catch crap for that one.:giggling: :giggling: :shhh:

dеiтайожни 08-29-2006 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :beerchug:

h2co-pilot 08-29-2006 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p

Oh please, our organs are like little flowers.

Yours are like...well...dicks and with your nasty little balls. Eyu!:p

Mrs.ssippi 08-29-2006 01:37 AM
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Oh please, our organs are like little flowers.

Yours are like...well...dicks and with your nasty little balls. Eyu!:p
I am a little flower and all of you guys need to go ahead and be truthful. Womens bodies are very beautiful. Mens bodies well..........are not! :dancingbanana:

deserth3 08-29-2006 02:15 AM
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Yup female bodies are great.

It's the mind that makes it real hard to put up with most of you.:D

timgco 08-29-2006 04:59 AM
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WOW- It's great to be above avg. for once. :yawn:

I think they got the shortest length from a CAnasian. :dancingbanana:

KenP 08-29-2006 05:30 AM
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I think they got the shortest length from a CAnasian. :dancingbanana:
Nope, heard it was from guys in the northwest US who drive pewter.

Steve - SanJose 08-30-2006 01:14 AM
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facts are good.

S.

h2co-pilot 08-30-2006 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
boys are gross.

S.

:iagree:

Steve - SanJose 08-30-2006 01:36 AM
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:iagree:

Hey I resemble that.

S.

ROX 08-30-2006 02:53 AM
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So. Any factoids about the average width of a males penis? I couldn't help but notice that width is conveniently left out.

Who cares about the length when it's not erect anyways.:lame:

HAHA! "Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour" Almost as fast as I can go from 0 to Bitch...:dancingbanana:

" Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons " UGH! I could have gone without knowing that one.:(

"Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches " Who the heck is doing this math?
Shortest = 3.5"
Longest = 13"
Average should be 8.25" Hello?:excited:

Any other questions?:OWNED:

ssgharkness020147 08-30-2006 05:12 AM
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The smallest was 5/8 of an inch Rocks.

ROX 08-30-2006 03:38 PM
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Ok, since I can't read when I get excited, I'll redo the math.:D :o
Average length when erect is 6.8". I was trying to point out that every number is exact except the average length, and it varies by 1.2 inches. Inquiring minds want to know. Ya know?:D

DennisAJC 08-30-2006 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
Average length when erect is 6.8".

I'm not cutting off 3" just to be average for anyone.:rant:

Big Z 08-30-2006 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
Ok, since I can't read when I get excited, I'll redo the math.:D :o
Average length when erect is 6.8". I was trying to point out that every number is exact except the average length, and it varies by 1.2 inches. Inquiring minds want to know. Ya know?:D

Poor Little Fellers! :D :giggling:

dеiтайожни 08-30-2006 09:53 PM
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Everybody thank Dennis and BigZ for lowering the average so much. You two...making millions above average, nice work. :perfect10s:

HummerNewbie 08-30-2006 10:43 PM
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Everybody thank Dennis and BigZ for lowering the average so much. You two...making millions above average, nice work. :perfect10s:

ROFLMAO :D :D

Mrs.ssippi 08-31-2006 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I'm not cutting off 3" just to be average for anyone.:rant:
Okay guys, in a few days I will be seeing Dennis and, CP and I will make him prove it. Then I will run back (screaming laughing like a little B!TCH) to the computer and I will post if it is true about how small he is or not. You know the whole Asian race is riding on the size of Dennis. :excited: Are you ready Dennis? Git R Done!!!! And lets drop the pants!!!:dancingbanana:

h2co-pilot 08-31-2006 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
Okay guys, in a few days I will be seeing Dennis and, CP and I will make him prove it. Then I will run back (screaming laughing like a little B!TCH) to the computer and I will post if it is true about how small he is or not. You know the whole Asian race is riding on the size of Dennis. :excited: Are you ready Dennis? Git R Done!!!! And lets drop the pants!!!:dancingbanana:

OMFGLMAO!!!:D

I just cracked the heck out of my mud mask.:giggling:

:dancingbanana: None of us are sleeping well next week.:D

DennisAJC 08-31-2006 03:06 AM
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Thank God Spain conquered the Phillipines and inbred with us 300 years ago.:shhh:

I don't have any insecurities regardless of what some jealous Limey tells you. I have no problems whipping you with it.:giggling:

In Japanese spas, they walk around covering their privates. I don't.:rant: :D

Mrs.ssippi 08-31-2006 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
OMFGLMAO!!!:D

I just cracked the heck out of my mud mask.:giggling:

:dancingbanana: None of us are sleeping well next week.:D
I just took my mud mask off. Paragon walked into the bathroom when I was in the tub and said what the f......because I had on a mud mask. That is too funny. :D

Mrs.ssippi 08-31-2006 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Thank God Spain conquered the Phillipines and inbred with us 300 years ago.:shhh:

I don't have any insecurities regardless of what some jealous Limey tells you. I have no problems whipping you with it.:giggling:

In Japanese spas, they walk around covering their privates. I don't.:rant: :D
Okay Penis boi, I don't know anything about a jealous limey, but we will see.:beerchug:

KenP 08-31-2006 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I just took my mud mask off. Paragon walked into the bathroom when I was in the tub and said what the f......because I had on a mud mask. That is too funny. :D
Teh masks are scary.:rant:

DennisAJC 08-31-2006 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by KenP
Teh masks are scary.:rant:

I love the mask! You don't recognize your wife. Throw her on the bed and have your way with her.

I call it the "Stranger" fantasy.:giggling:

KenP 08-31-2006 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I love the mask! You don't recognize your wife. Throw her on the bed and have your way with her.

I call it the "Stranger" fantasy.:giggling:
I didn't think of that!!!

CP!!!!!

DennisAJC 08-31-2006 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by KenP
I didn't think of that!!!

CP!!!!!

The trick is making sure she doesn't open her yap. It spoils everything.

Have her just thrash around in muted surprise.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Remember, HT her mouth shut.:giggling:



...She's gonna kick my ass when I get there.

KenP 08-31-2006 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
The trick is making sure she doesn't open her yap. It spoils everything.

Have her just thrash around in muted surprise.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Remember, HT her mouth shut.:giggling:



...She's gonna kick my ass when I get there.
Atleast the HT won't leave any residue.:D

dеiтайожни 08-31-2006 04:53 AM
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  • Humane restraint system (virtually unbreakable bond, yet easy peel-off) Great for restraining hostages, no more worrying about injuries inflicted by tape removal, reducing your prison sentence up to 2 years!

HEH! Will that be on the packaging in the stores? ;) :giggling:

Oh yeah...what did the testing consist of before you were able to make this claim? Pics too. ;)

DennisAJC 08-31-2006 05:04 AM
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  • Humane restraint system (virtually unbreakable bond, yet easy peel-off) Great for restraining hostages, no more worrying about injuries inflicted by tape removal, reducing your prison sentence up to 2 years!
HEH! Will that be on the packaging in the stores? ;) :giggling:

Oh yeah...what did the testing consist of before you were able to make this claim? Pics too. ;)

HAHA!!! It's all theoretical right now.

But we'll be able to produce results and some pics next week of CP and Sippi.:dancingbanana:

KenP 08-31-2006 06:45 AM
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HAHA!!! It's all theoretical right now.

But we'll be able to produce results and some pics next week of CP and Sippi.:dancingbanana:
I do video, buddy. Welcome to the 21st century.:giggling:


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