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HummBebe 09-12-2006 07:58 AM

Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
OK, I don't know how it came up at work, but my Boss swears that ALL men pee in their backyards.....


True?



False?


Regardless, I find it disgusting....:jump:

dеiтайожни 09-12-2006 08:08 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Sure, why not? Makes no sense to stop playing to go all the way into the house to urinate.

DURAMAX TIM 09-12-2006 08:20 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
back yard, front yard, porch, deck, shower, hot tub :grouphug: , pool, lake, drysuit :(

just about anywhere.

DRTYFN 09-12-2006 08:31 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump:

Big Z 09-12-2006 08:32 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
TRUE!...That or expect a beer can from above!...Girlyman! :D

Big Z 09-12-2006 08:50 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump:


True!...But when...and only when you can spell your name Handfree!, Can You Be A Sholin DickFoo Master.. To performThe Swinging Dick Technic! :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

SnakeH2 09-12-2006 12:10 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
I disagree. Backyard is pretty limiting.:D

h2co-pilot 09-12-2006 12:12 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Grody!:mad:

Groundpounder 09-12-2006 02:00 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Actually it is a way of marking our territory.
Strange but true - it will keep the cats from coming in the yard, if one does it around the property line.

CO Hummer 09-12-2006 03:08 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
OK, I don't know how it came up at work, but my Boss swears that ALL men pee in their backyards.....


Absolutely. You have to ask?

KenP 09-12-2006 03:39 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Shouldn't this be a poll?

My answer: Damn straight, woman.:beerchug:

fourfourto 09-12-2006 03:59 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
:iagree: Especially after a few beers :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

Agriv8r 09-12-2006 04:45 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
:iagree:

DDWH 09-12-2006 05:16 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
:iagree: HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

HummBebe 09-12-2006 05:22 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Absolutely. You have to ask?


It came as a total shock to me. To this day I still do not believe that my Husband does:p

timgco 09-12-2006 05:31 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
I must admit it's fun and I got the idea from Bodie and Captain. I pee through the fence in the back yard and try to hit my A-hole neighbor's pitbull. It's funny when she stops growling and barking and walks away all confused. :OWNED:

f5fstop 09-12-2006 05:35 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
In the dark, the front yard too. And let's be honest, the ladies would too if they could do it as easy as we do....:jump:

2-H2's 09-12-2006 05:44 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by f5fstop
In the dark, the front yard too.





Damned motion sensors...:giggling:


:dancingbanana:

The Green Lantern 09-12-2006 05:48 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Nope ... Never!!! But I did it a few times on the Ship over the side during night watch.....:giggling:

HummBebe 09-12-2006 06:00 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Well guys, thanks for the info.

Do you want it to be a secret? OR is it something that was common knowledge that I was never aware of?

CO Hummer 09-12-2006 06:09 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
To this day I still do not believe that my Husband does:p


*sigh* always the last to know.......

2-H2's 09-12-2006 06:12 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
So...can we all come pee in your backyard :jump: now:confused:

Big Z 09-12-2006 06:14 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
Well guys, thanks for the info.

Do you want it to be a secret? OR is it something that was common knowledge that I was never aware of?


Sure can tell the difference between Country and CITIFIED! :D

Fubar 09-12-2006 06:42 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Do all men Pee in their backyards? Of course. Don't all women?

HummBebe 09-12-2006 08:29 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubar
Don't all women?


Absolutely NOT!!!:rant:

31_bandits 09-12-2006 08:51 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
true

Sewie 09-12-2006 09:00 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
Absolutely NOT!!!:rant:


You should try it. It's even better than crapping in a bag. :D :D :D

HummBebe 09-12-2006 10:42 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewie
You should try it. It's even better than crapping in a bag. :D :D :D


You may want to clarify that the "Bag crapping" as you call it, is in a Tent.

You're not wagging around in the wind like you gents seem to enjoy.

Oh and BTW...

Just remember not to pee on the the sourgrass, kids eat that stuff. :p

Mr. I - Man 09-12-2006 10:44 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
If a balcony counts as a backyard, Then Hell yeah:giggling:

Sewie 09-12-2006 11:32 PM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
We used to pee out the window of our third story attic in college. We'd see who could make it all the way to the street. It must've sucked for the folks walking by on the sidewalk. :jump:

h2co-pilot 09-13-2006 12:56 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
I love to pee outside, anyone that has been wheeling with me knows that.:o:D

But not in my own backyard. It is a nimby thing.:D:D

SDH3 09-13-2006 01:55 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump:

Especially during a 27 to zip, nada, zero game. San Diego thanks you for the raider news alert.
:jump: :beerchug:

HummBebe 09-13-2006 03:29 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:

dеiтайожни 09-13-2006 03:46 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:


In the state of California, a urine analysis conducted on a piece of property is considered enough evidence to prove ownership and will hold up in any court. You better get out there and do it before I pee in your yard and make it my territory!

H2Finally 09-13-2006 03:50 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
In the state of California, a urine analysis conducted on a piece of property is considered enough evidence to prove ownership and will hold up in any court. You better get out there and do it before I pee in your yard and make it my territory!

R E A L L Y ???? :eek: I have 8 neighbors adjoining my property... Hmmm... :jump:

dеiтайожни 09-13-2006 03:56 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2Finally
R E A L L Y ????


No, not really. I can't back that up. :o

Alan06SUT 09-13-2006 04:28 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
I pee of my back deck more than i pee in my toilet. Why? I'm an environmentaist. I save water. I do take dumps on the throne though. Only peeing outside is cool.

Now aqua dumps in the ocean are also considered "cool". FYI.:p

Sewie 09-13-2006 05:31 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:


Two words.......




















......drip dry :D

Steve - SanJose 09-13-2006 05:42 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
yep.

S.

KenP 09-13-2006 07:07 AM

Re: Do all Men Pee in their backyards????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:

Drip dry RULZZZ!!!:jump: :beerchug: :beerchug: :jump:


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