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BlueHUMMERH2 12-22-2006 09:09 AM

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:yawn:

What a night. Broke up with the girl I was seeing because she was trying to use me to make her other boy interest jealous. Then I tried to talk to a girl at the bar who totally ignored me. Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling. And the girl before her is telling me she's still not over me.... :( My best friend just decided it's time to dump her b/f too. What a night.... At least I got to hang out with my buddies for a few hours at the bar, but I smell like a nasty cigarette. :mad:

:yawn:

So I have a GMID that expires February 01, 2007. What should I do?

DRTYFN 12-22-2006 09:12 AM

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You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.:fdance: :jump:

BlueHUMMERH2 12-22-2006 09:12 AM

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I just called the girl who won't stop calling. She can hardly make sentences, and she's got two random guys at her house, and wants me to come over. Cool.... :rolleyes:

BlueHUMMERH2 12-22-2006 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.:fdance: :jump:


Haha, he can be my "daddy" :giggling: ;)

DRTYFN 12-22-2006 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
Haha, he can be my "daddy" :giggling: ;)


You could get matching feather dusters.:fdance: :jump:

HummBob 12-22-2006 10:34 AM

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I thought you were Gay?? Not that there's anything wrong with that:dancingbanana:

h2co-pilot 12-22-2006 01:52 PM

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Guys!?:mad:

Aubs,

You won't read this for awhile since it's a peachy 7:30 or so Friday morning. But hopefully you didn't go over to her house. It sounds like it was a wild night and everyone was just drunk.

Going out at bars on a Thursday night can only bring you trouble, everyone there is either really immature, desperate or trying to find themselves- or all 3. Alcohol does strange things to people anyway, so it's a cocktail for disaster. It is nearly impossible to hold onto a relationship while going bar hopping- on a weeknight.

I would evaluate things later on today or tomorrow. You and your best friend might want to think about getting your stuff in order and decide if whether one of your significant others is worth going back to. Is it someone you would marry, bring home to your parents etc...? You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar. They could be a great person, but not at that moment, maybe only collect a phone number- no kissing or mingling and certainly not humping.


Then when you figure out what you want in a person or in life and are truly happy with yourself- go to a bookstore, coffee shop, volunteer somewhere or ** insert other place/group (that doesn't serve alcohol)** so that "the one" or at least a mature individual to have fun with- will find you. And fer gawd's sake- don't take them to a bar.

And stay away from needy chicks!:twak:

DennisAJC 12-22-2006 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
Haha, he can be my "daddy" :giggling: ;)


You're too old for RYD. You must be pre-pubescent to qualify.:clapping:

GLBLWARMR 12-22-2006 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
:yawn:

What a night. Broke up with the girl I was seeing because she was trying to use me to make her other boy interest jealous. Then I tried to talk to a girl at the bar who totally ignored me. Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling. And the girl before her is telling me she's still not over me....


While reading this I am hearing all the soap opera tunes going off in my head.:D :D

Mrs.ssippi 12-22-2006 02:45 PM

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Well I was going to say something, but I think I will keep my mouth shut on this one.:giggling:

GLBLWARMR 12-22-2006 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
Well I was going to say something, but I think I will keep my mouth shut on this one.:giggling:


WOW. A woman with an opinion and isn't going to share it. I think I have seen it all now. J/K:giggling::dancingbanana:

Mrs.ssippi 12-22-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
WOW. A woman with an opinion and isn't going to share it. I think I have seen it all now. J/K:giggling::dancingbanana:

You are not kidding, but its the Christmas season, so I will let it go. But in the New Year, watch out. I will mess you up.:giggling:

PARAGON 12-22-2006 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.

truer words have never been said:giggling:

PARAGON 12-22-2006 04:11 PM

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Guys!?:mad:

Aubs,

You won't read this for awhile since it's a peachy 7:30 or so Friday morning. But hopefully you didn't go over to her house. It sounds like it was a wild night and everyone was just drunk.

Going out at bars on a Thursday night can only bring you trouble, everyone there is either really immature, desperate or trying to find themselves- or all 3. Alcohol does strange things to people anyway, so it's a cocktail for disaster. It is nearly impossible to hold onto a relationship while going bar hopping- on a weeknight.

I would evaluate things later on today or tomorrow. You and your best friend might want to think about getting your stuff in order and decide if whether one of your significant others is worth going back to. Is it someone you would marry, bring home to your parents etc...? You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar. They could be a great person, but not at that moment, maybe only collect a phone number- no kissing or mingling and certainly not humping.


Then when you figure out what you want in a person or in life and are truly happy with yourself- go to a bookstore, coffee shop, volunteer somewhere or ** insert other place/group (that doesn't serve alcohol)** so that "the one" or at least a mature individual to have fun with- will find you. And fer gawd's sake- don't take them to a bar.

And stay away from needy chicks!:twak:

Feeling a little foolish now?:OWNED:

f5fstop 12-22-2006 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.:fdance: :jump:


Not sure why, but this was the funniest thing I have heard in a week.....:jump:

CO Hummer 12-22-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling.


Is this "girl" the wife that left you Colorado a few month ago? Do you ever speak a grain of truth in anything you say?

KenP 12-22-2006 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.

That's not true and is dictated only by the time frame of the holding period. For instance, some girls have little holding power, so you just screw 'em and tell them to get the hell out of the house.

Others, with strong holding powers, ie: chefs, should be held onto until the morning. You can have sex with these gals again and they can make you breakfast. Then you can kick her out.

Last of the group are the chicks with super-strong holding power. This group is good for CES, breakfast, CES and a good vacuuming. But always, always kick 'em out.

Keep your head up and make sure you get the right coochy for the circumstances. It makes a world of difference.

Edit: I forgot to mention the ones that have ZERO, ZIP ZILCH holding power. Just tag members of this group in the bathroom and leave 'em there with a handful of bleachy toilet paper.

frenzy1 12-22-2006 05:44 PM

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HUMMER SOAP OPERA :jump: :beerchug:

CO Hummer 12-22-2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.


I'm not sure I agree with that.

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BlueHUMMERH2 12-22-2006 06:12 PM

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The "girl" is not my soon-to-be-ex wife. She's off living with her b/f, sapping the life out of him. She lost her H3 to stupidity and the repo man, her car her father gave her died, and she's moved in with this dude and is working at a retail outlet store with her photography certificate... I haven't talked to her in a while. It's depressing, and she always wants something.... :rolleyes:

See, the problems stem from Myspace. All my friends, who I'm very happy to have met, we've all pretty much met on Myspace. And we meet our dates on Myspace. And we decide when we're going to hang out on Myspace... It's very strange. And then all of us don't like to date people who don't have Myspace because we can't be nosy and look at where we are on their friends lists.... :D

I'm leaving for school in about a month, so I think that will be a much better place to find women. I know there will be many more "keepers" there. Thank you for the advice though CP. I have to agree that you're probably right.

What would you guys do without me? I provide endless entertainment, much at my own expense! :D

DRTYFN 12-22-2006 07:09 PM

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See, the problems stem from Myspace. All my friends, who I'm very happy to have met, we've all pretty much met on Myspace. And we meet our dates on Myspace. And we decide when we're going to hang out on Myspace... It's very strange. And then all of us don't like to date people who don't have Myspace because we can't be nosy and look at where we are on their friends lists.... :D

Ohp... you can't live here.:OWNED:
You must be one of those high-functioning 'tards.

KenP 12-22-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
What would you guys do without me? I provide endless entertainment, much at my own expense! :D

Self-depricating humor at it's best.:popcorn: :jump: :popcorn:

f5fstop 12-22-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by frenzy1
HUMMER SOAP OPERA :jump: :beerchug:


'As the Hummer turns' would be a good name.....:jump:

ree 12-22-2006 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by f5fstop
'As the Hummer turns' would be a good name.....:jump:

:iagree:
:jump:

PARAGON 12-22-2006 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2
I provide endless entertainment, much at my own expense! :D

please end it

Sewie 12-23-2006 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
please end it


:iagree:

ssgharkness020147 12-23-2006 09:34 AM

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First of all going out for a round or two on thirsty thursdays is completly fine and normal. :beerchug:

Meeting chicks at the bar = not good. The last girl I met at the bar (albeit was hotter then hell), had all sorts of family problems, her unlce did things to her that we dont need to talk about, she was an ex crack head. The list went on and on. Needless to say I did not stick around for long.

Myspace... yeah, no good for dates. None of my buddies have found a level headed person on myspace. If you want to find people from highschool or whatever thats fine.

KenP 12-23-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Meeting chicks at the bar = not good. The last girl I met at the bar (albeit was hotter then hell), had all sorts of family problems, her unlce did things to her that we dont need to talk about, she was an ex crack head. The list went on and on. Needless to say I did not stick around for long.

That would fit into one of my 4 categories listed on page one:
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Originally Posted by KenP
Edit: I forgot to mention the ones that have ZERO, ZIP ZILCH holding power. Just tag members of this group in the bathroom and leave 'em there with a handful of bleachy toilet paper.

:jump: :beerchug: :beerchug: :jump:

GLBLWARMR 12-23-2006 04:38 PM

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A buddy of mine a few years back met this wonderful, freaky and extremely kinky girl at a bar. Supposedly she liked to nibble on things. Well now my buddy is missing a nipple. He is not with her anymore.

h2co-pilot 12-23-2006 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
A buddy of mine a few years back met this wonderful, freaky and extremely kinky girl at a bar. Supposedly she liked to nibble on things. Well now my buddy is missing a nipple. He is not with her anymore.


You are freaking kidding me!:eek:

BlueHUMMERH2 12-23-2006 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
A buddy of mine a few years back met this wonderful, freaky and extremely kinky girl at a bar. Supposedly she liked to nibble on things. Well now my buddy is missing a nipple. He is not with her anymore.


:( Bummer.

GLBLWARMR 12-23-2006 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You are freaking kidding me!:eek:


Yeah, he met her at a club that you may have heard of. Its called the EDGE. Va Beach people are a little weird.:giggling:

KenP 12-23-2006 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
Yeah, he met her at a club that you may have heard of. Its called the EDGE. Va Beach people are a little weird.:giggling:

That whole area of The Block is weird. There's a bunch of crazy bars in a one block area.

I don't go there and haven't been there in years.

If your friend is still here, tell him to hit Shore Dr. Super cool bars and they don't need all that security.

GLBLWARMR 12-23-2006 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KenP
That whole area of The Block is weird. There's a bunch of crazy bars in a one block area.

I don't go there and haven't been there in years.

If your friend is still here, tell him to hit Shore Dr. Super cool bars and they don't need all that security.


It was about a year and a half ago. We were doing some training out at Dam Neck. He is back in Cali now.

KenP 12-23-2006 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
It was about a year and a half ago. We were doing some training out at Dam Neck. He is back in Cali now.

Get in touch if you have to come back out.:clapping:

GLBLWARMR 12-23-2006 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KenP
Get in touch if you have to come back out.:clapping:


Will do. May be out that way in Feb.

K9sH3 12-23-2006 11:56 PM

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I don't care who is freaky in VA bch, I still like it there. But then again I think most ppl like where they grew up.

h2co-pilot 12-24-2006 12:02 AM

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You grew up here?!:eek: :D:D

K9sH3 12-24-2006 01:27 AM

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Yup, at least in my book I did. I spent every summer in VA Bch, staying at a house north side by the Lighthouse when I was a boy and I as grew older and could drive I would stay at the hotels (the blue something) and surf at Crotan, cept now that is all houses. And as I started having money I would stay at the Barclay and party at Peabodys and the Raven. I remember 17th st sub shop which is long gone, used to go in barefooted and on that dirty sandy floor, I am sure there was concrete under it.
Now I only come for the surf festival every year, and stay on that end of town. I have tons of great memeories there...almost all of them are from VA Bch. I was even there when Mt Trashmore was opened and when it closed, havn't been to it since it reopened years ago.

Steve - SanJose 12-24-2006 07:26 AM

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Maybe too much information, but technically it's OT...:)

Merry Christmas.

S.


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