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we all have probably heard many, and read many off those stupid fortune cookies which give words of wisdoms instead of fortunes but if you hear any good ones post em up! Here are my two favorite

"It is better to persue and not recieve, than it is to not try to persue and never know the outcome" I actually came up with that one when talking to a friend one day,

and my all time favorite : "Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach a man to fish feed him for life" thats an ancient chinese saying

"If you are in a hurry you will never get there" Ancient Chinese proverb

"If your going through Hel1, keep going"- from the video game Blazing Angels

If you have any post em up!

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Good ones !!!!

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:shhh:

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I'm partial to: "Ahhm...Bobbing".

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Do what you want, want what you do!

Grow old not up.

and my favorite " Shut up biatch, I'm driving" :giggling:

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love your job and you'll never work a day in your life

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Don't forget to wipe.

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Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

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Don't forget to wash your crack.

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Please do not flush sanitary napkins.

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If life throws you a lemon, bust out the salt and tequila.

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

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Caution: This product was produced in a facility that manufactures peanuts.

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Do not put blow dryer in tub.

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Do not use with petroleum based lubrications.

Brown capper:clapping:

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Please put your tray tables up and your seatbacks in an upright and locked position.

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I am sorry, my give a $hit is broke

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Nationwide is on your side.

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That's called constipation, it's perfectly normal and is nothing to apologize for.

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May cause hair loss.....

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Please discontinue use if you suffer a burning sensation when urinenating

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please discard after use

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Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely with all ED treatments in this drug class, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help.

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I can't read french - but this is reportedly from a laptop bag label.

Someone translate for me.

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I'm not only the Pirate club for men president.....I'm also a client.

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and some other ones:

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade"

"Lifes a garden, dig it"

"Treat Others how you would want others to treat you"

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Ahoy, matey.

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"Son...Stand up before you fall down." My famous quote after 5 glasses for JW Black

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By Mennen.

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Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight.

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I never meant to cause you... any trouble. I never meant to cause you... any pain.

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I only wanted to one time see you laughin.....

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side effects of this overprescribed medication include stroke and heart disease...

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Didn't I hear that last night.:perfect10s:

Clicky teh linky

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Ummm, Nurse can you help me with this! ;)

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O-once there was this ki-id who.........

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1 is the loneliest number...

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I remember when you camped out there all the time and you didn't have many posts. Lot's of peeps thought you were weird... Some still think you are.:giggling:

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How do you know? You hardly ever came in the chat! :crying: And what do you mean lots of peeps thought I was weird? This is all news to me. :confused: All you guys talked about were Viagra and mortgages, I felt too out of place to talk for awhile, it happens.

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Once there was this gi-irl who.......

(where is the mmm mmm linky ;))