How often do you poop?
 

Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.

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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.

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That's funny.:giggling:

I never saw my wifey pinch a loaf during our first 4 years. Very discreet. Now after 13 years, she doesn't care if I'm brushing my teeth, she'll walk in and release the hounds of hell.:D

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Me too. Few sips of coffee and a couple puffs from Marlboro Med and I am off to the shi%ter:jump:

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Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.

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If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve

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Now thats the REAL Golden (brown) Spike :clapping:

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I still laugh when I think about that.

"Kenny, we need more butter. Would you be a sweetie and run get some?"

Then....

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Nah uh.:giggling:

:crying:

:jump:

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Actually I think your avatar fits this thread, like a "before/after" Ken leaves.

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All the time.:D

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That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?

No way you could have lasted 14 hours.

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That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.

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Tasted like a Baby Ruth to me.

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Well Sh!t, I was about to go have dinner and have a snickers for dessert then go on the Casino boat,
BUT NO! I have somehow lost my hunger.

Oh well I will have to settle for a few Cap't and cokes instead.

:jump:

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Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:

"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat". :D

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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That read like a cross between a Metamucil and Dairy Queen commercial.:giggling:

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No. You would have found a zip-locked baggie of special surprise tucked under your seat 3 months later.:giggling:

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Well you need to have the thread about how do you wipe:

1. Around the side.
2. Between the legs.
3. One wipe
4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.

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Pretty close, but you forgot to add ",put back in pocket".

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I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water...:excited:

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I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!

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:giggling: :jump:

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Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is so paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!

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www.rent-a-midget.com

That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug:

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Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... :)

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Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.

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This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!

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Must buy one of these:

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Poor Chazz. Someone should chop the dog now.

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thats just wrong

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Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.

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To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.

There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year