Help settle the Spidey H3 controversy. Let's find out why people buy Hummers. And be honest please!

Help settle the Spidey H3 controversy. Let's find out why people buy Hummers. And be honest please!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Where's the "Fed up with H1 breaking down" choice?

That is the reason I bought my H2, there are also reasons which delayed my H2 purchase, mainly the image of the vehicle, or at least what I perceived to be the image

I doubt anyone bought the H2 for "offroad ability ONLY", as there are better vehicles to buy/build if you are only interested in offroad ability. That should really just read "offroad ability".

One of the more obvious choices missing is "All around ability, on/off-road". And of course you have also missed the most important choice, "To be exclusive" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uuuhhh, thought of most of those Phil but not enough choices allowed. The "Because it's different" gets the "exclusive" category. Just toned down. All good points but had to generalize.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
I voted for Offroad ability ONLY because Phil said nobody would...but then there is the real reason.....Tahoe's aren't boxy enough!

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Booo hisss, you fu*cked up my poll

I voted "Like Nothing Else" because that is what I believe the truck really represents. And it encompasses off-road ability and street worthiness.

ssshhhhhh. It's a secret ballot Ken

I was forced to do it. Trust me, she had a... a... a knife, yeah that's it.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I was forced to do it. Trust me, she had a... a... a knife, yeah that's it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
who she? if she white she might stab you...LOL Sorry just having flash backs of my old G/F

Hey Vegas I voted off road.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Albie:
Hey Vegas I voted off road. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You'll just have to show me the pics of your H2 "offroad" Wednesday night.

LV, I sent you a pm.

Sorry Ken, missed it earlier. Got it.

I got mine so I could drive to the mall in style!

Ric-H2

Cuz like the rest of you guys, I got a small dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Dennis made us laugh with:
Cuz like the rest of you guys, I got a small dick. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Cuz like the rest of you guys, I got a small dick. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And you want to add another one to your fleet? You must have micro-phallus.

Countdown to Moab.

Well Actually If You Don't MIND I'D Rather Refer To Mine As COCK !! YOU LUNKHEAD

***** F--K MAN !! Will you look at at that --- I GUTCHA AGAIN

I had the Tahoe with 6" lift and 35" tires. Liked the Hummer not for what it was, but for what I could make it. "Real off road vehicles or built not bought."

I voted, "Like nothing else." I spent 25 years in the service. During many of those years, I found myself behind the wheel of a HMMWV. It's a great vehicle, but in the PI or places like Korea where the roads are narrow, it can be scary without someone riding shotgun. My favorite vehicle was the M1009 CUC-V, a vehicle I had assigned to me during my last tour in Korea. For me, the H2 is the perfect blend of both -- and a whole lot more comfortable than either one of them, something that becomes important when you get a little older.

I bought mine for the great gas milage.

I bought mine to piss off my neighbors. Yup, it's worked.

Stacy

I do not see the "To run over the smaller cars" catagory...So I'll go with "Like nothing else that I can buy without losing it in the parking lot of the mall in the sea of cloned suvs"

I don’t really know which button to push. I bought mine because it is just so F*CKIN’ cool. Girls I date LOVE it, my friends want to ride in it/drive it, socialist sh*t heads HATE it, tiny cars fear it, and… I can finally see over the guard railing on the roadside when I drive to the mountains.

"Like nothing else" that's a very true statement. I didn't want a cookie cutter SUV, escalades are starting to look like Tahoes to me and I'm a Die Hard GM man. So I went with what I believe i the top of the line SUV on the planet. I like the H1 but I love the H2 and there is not another SUV made in any price range that I would trade my H2 for.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted by Hummer NCO:
I bought mine because it is just so F*CKIN’ cool. Girls I date LOVE it, my friends want to ride in it/drive it, socialist sh*t heads HATE it, tiny cars fear it, and… I can finally see over the guard railing on the roadside when I drive to the mountains. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That must be the most honest answer yet. Bravo!

Below is a link to a video that displays part of the reason I have an H2. I was at the farm and my Dad said he heard some coyotes on the place. It was wet and cool and I had no desire to take my 4 wheeler to go hunt them. I put my rifle in my H2, turn on the heated seats and looked for them. I turn the camera on in case I did run into some coyotes or other animals. I chopped this vid down but it is still a large file since it was shot at night I kept the resolution high. It does stream though.

Nighttime dashcam vid

Like nothing else; although more and more are showing up everyday, a good thing, strength in numbers. There was a time when for some of us we could say we were "The few, The proud, The Mar... no wait that's for another conversation. Anyway got to agree with "HummerNCO" and Ken you summed it nicely.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Below is a link to a video that displays part of the reason I have an H2. I was at the farm and my Dad said he heard some coyotes on the place. It was wet and cool and I had no desire to take my 4 wheeler to go hunt them. I put my rifle in my H2, turn on the heated seats and looked for them. I turn the camera on in case I did run into some coyotes or other animals. I chopped this vid down but it is still a large file since it was shot at night I kept the resolution high. It does stream though.

Nighttime dashcam vid </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just had to get the "killing animals" in there didn't you Paragon. Fu*khead

Population control of animals is a requirement for landowners. It's kinda hard to spaid and neuter wild animals and predatory animals have to be kept in control just like any other species of animal. It is what allows the habitat to stay balanced and for the survivors to live healthily.

Yeah… besides those damn coyotes wake my tired ass up at night when I’m sleepin’ up at Tahoe and trying’ to get away from the noise in LA. Oh, and those sons-O-bitches eat pet cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah… I’m a cat person, I admire the stealth hunter and I like pussies.

The deer population must be thinned yearly.

Paragon, it looks like some of that land has been forested in the last 8-10 years. I really liked the Coke bottle clank at the 7:49 mark going through the ditch. I know it wasn't beer.

You don't care much about the paint, do you?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Population control of animals is a requirement for landowners. It's kinda hard to spaid and neuter wild animals and predatory animals have to be kept in control just like any other species of animal. It is what allows the habitat to stay balanced and for the survivors to live healthily. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn Paragon. Lighten up & don't be so serious. Mean't as a jab.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Paragon, it looks like some of that land has been forested in the last 8-10 years. I really liked the Coke bottle clank at the 7:49 mark going through the ditch. I know it wasn't beer.

You don't care much about the paint, do you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You're right about the beer. But it was close, Diet Barq's Root Beer. The continuous knocking sound was the buckles on the gun case. We manage the land for pine timber as well as the animals, so yeah it's in different stages of growth. Not enough mature growth right now though.

I don't think I have any scratches. We do need to trim back some branches in places.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Population control of animals is a requirement for landowners. It's kinda hard to spaid and neuter wild animals and predatory animals have to be kept in control just like any other species of animal. It is what allows the habitat to stay balanced and for the survivors to live healthily. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn Paragon. Lighten up & don't be so serious. Mean't as a jab. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I recognized the jab. I tried to sound as official as I could.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
Sorry Ken, missed it earlier. Got it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did he ask you on a date???

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
Sorry Ken, missed it earlier. Got it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did he ask you on a date??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. Super secret stuff.