Scurry reptilians...
 

Just moved into my new house and this bastard tried breaking in! I think he is after mah peeps.

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What is that thing?

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peeper-eater?

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Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

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I'll give you a hint... it's a big ass turtle! Twas funny, it stopped in front of my house, looked up, proceeded to the door where it tried to climb up it... found that nobody was home so he turned around and continued down the street to the next house. :giggling:

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That's a soft shelled turtle, you should have eaten him. Excellent meat!
:excited: :excited: :excited:

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:clapping: turtle soup:clapping:

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I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...

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RYD, are you sure about that? That's a fresh water turtle frequently kept/sold as pets and very common. We used to run trot lines for them when I was a kid. They have a nasty bite though....

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I keep hurting my neck. Are you sure the first pic is the same turtle. Is that it's head and neck, where is the rest of it? It looks like a small amphibious elephant to me.:D

Please 'splain.

Congrats on the new house btw.:):beerchug:

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Yeah it's the same turtle, it's body was below the shutters. It has a retractable neck, here it is in the extended position.

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HELL NO I'M not sure...

but it sounded good

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Quite putting your fingers in its mouth. Just thought I would help.:jump:

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Sketchy.

If its any consolation, I had a treefrog attack me at work the other day...:D

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Ew, D. That's pretty gross.:o :D

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Meh... I traded scorpions for turtles and alligators. ;)

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He is Bs'ing all of you, he lives next to the Nuke plant water runoff swamp.

Of course if you go to his house you will also hear Banjo's playing in the swamp at night.

:jump:

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He speaks the truth, that's not a turtle at all... it's baby billy from next door! For years I've been telling his mother not to bath him in the stream but she never listened! Now we just put a turtle shell on him to make him feel normal. :crying:

I took care of those banjo players my first night here, sat on the balcony with my ak and thermal scope and picked them off. Banjos creep me out. :D

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Baby Billy - LMAO!!:jump:

At least you can see these things and not worry about the tiny scorpions, :beerchug:

though there is that chance that a small loyal scorpion family moved with you in yer stuff.

:shhh: :D

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COOL !! BBQ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:beerchug:

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Jurassic Park man

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To add to my scurry reptilian thread... there is a rain runoff pond thing in my backyard, it has been raining for awhile so it's pretty full. I was looking out off my balcony and saw this right by my house!




I went for a closer look off my deck and saw it's eyes roll over and went back into the water. Now it's just sitting there, probably waiting for me.

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Go stick your foot in there.

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Is that what you really want me to do? I'll do it... but if anything happens, it's on you.

It's on the other side of the pond right now. Pretty strange since it was completely dry this morning. Hopefully I can get a pic of him going back to the lake.

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You should see the amount of alligators i have chilling in the lake in my back yard, thats south florida for ya. My friends are always like through a jetski in there and lets go wakeskating, my answer is hell no, i dont want to get eaten. Had a turtle almost brake my wakeboard one time but it wasnt one of those turtles.

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The Florida soft-shell turtle; aka Apalone ferox. They do not taste as good as a green turtle.

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Thats a costly dinner

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NIOCE

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Why do you insist on moving to places that have wild animals, First the hawk took your lil pig, you have some mutant turtle wanting your peeps, and now some damn gator wanting your feet or other pets.
Plus I hope you have alot of Deet! that run-off is a breeding ground.

:beerchug:

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CANDY GRAM!!!:jump:


Holy Crap! If that's going to happen to anybody it's going to happen to Dei.:D

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I told "D" to stop leaving his gate open... One of these days he will have something under his H2. And it will be hungry!!! or Horney...

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There is no gate on the lake side! The reptilians will do whatever they please to us and we can't stop them. :crying:

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Gator Tail sells in local pubs for between $4.95 to $9.95 as an appetizer...

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:jump: :clapping: :jump:

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Another submission for my scurry reptilian thread. I think it's a monitor lizard, it put up one hell of a fight.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :jump:

Dude, be carefull it may attack your lip and hang on, or worse yet I have seen them attack the kids earlobes at the sk8 park and hang on for hours.

Speaking of the Sk8 Park, I had some damn snake Bo up on me on the back deck, Sombitch scared the shiats out of me... F'n Snake

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The pictures are deceptive... the tupperware is huge, I could probably fit in it.

That sucks about the snake, one ambushed the pizza guy the other night. Nearly got the pizza free but the guy wouldn't abandon it.

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Shiat man you sure don't need a Dog, you have the wild kingdom protecting your house.

:beerchug:

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:jump: :jump: :jump:

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