Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
 

My favorate was from from my Fiance. After helping me in my shop for 3 days working on putting my Radix Supercharger on she said "Superchargers are stupid!". LOL!

--John

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:excited: :excited: :excited:
:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

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lets see i told m girlfriend i was offropading this morning and she answered "thats stupid why do that?" i love her though. I shoulda known it was a sign cause i went int he afternoon too and got stuck badly, read this thread about it http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=28092

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"we are going to die... please dont let me die" Wife said this to me going up a steep obstacle @ Moab.:jump:

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"This is Bull#%$*, why would you try to go down that? Let me out I'm walking!":giggling:

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Mine made an interesting statement: "Well, at least we are prepared for the fallout, the truck, your guns, and all of those damn MRE's in the garage!" :D

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Definatly head the "im getting out" or "why do u want to do that its stupid.".

I have my eye on this old bridge thing near my house in ny. Basicly there was a 1 land road back in the 60's and a bridge to cross over it. They closed the road and knocked down the bridge part in the 70's and its a forest now....BUT the banks to the bridge are still there. Im determined to make it up one side and down the other but its got to be about 40 - 45 deg incline, my hitch hits the ground when i aproach it.

My Fiance is definatly scared at that one.

--John

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My when my girlfriend at the time said

'You may have bought this truck to get the girls attention, but it's only the young kids that you see staring.'

Needless to say she's now my 'ex' :)

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My wife tells me how much she hates the truck every chance she gets but everytime I turn around she's going somewhere in the H2.

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Wifey always catches me.

"I see you bought something new for your Hummer."


:jump:

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Same here, so true.

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"Don't hit that!!!!! Don't hit that!!!! Don't hit that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hubby at any offroad event. Which is why he now gets booted out of the truck before the obstacle.

Stacy

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Man, I thought I was the only one with a girl that gets jelus when a 21 year old girl looks at me or the truck!

--John

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She was too old?

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"Are you going to get environmental plates?"

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"You spent HOW MUCH on gas last month?".

"I told you before... I won't give you a hummer in the Hummer".. (damn it)

"Your soil relocation project was successful. Now go shovel all the mud out of the driveway..."

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Classic:giggling:

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But.....its so BIG:fdance:

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go cut the grass....

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or let's go to the mall...

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One day I went out and had a Bassani dual exhaust installed. A few days later when my wife and I had to go somewhere together and I started the BRUTE up, she asked, "What's that noise"? I responded, just something I did to the engine..At which point she responded, "Well, I don't like it, turn it off". Of course, I chuckled and said I can't. You will have to get cotton for your ears if it bothers you that much.
After 2 years it is still on and she still hates the noise..No appreciation for the nice rumble of a great exhaust..

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" I don't like all those people staring at us"

Frenzy
Belgium

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"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."

:jump:

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But technically, she is correct. They ARE stupid.

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I've ben giggling all day on this one.:clapping:

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:iagree: :jump:

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Definitely the best quote so far!!!

:beerchug:

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Damn Dennis, well written......:fdance:

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After wheeling hard I banged up my front diff and damaged my left CV, I had to have it towed to the shop. A couple of other Hummer owners gave me a lift home, I walked up to the front of the house and the wife asked "Did you have fun?" that was about wheb she noticed i did not have the truck with me...then she asked "Where's the F..k'n truck?" and "what have you done now?" I just blame Dennis!

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My wifes favorite thing is " For all the money you spent adding things to your Hummer we could of had the porch enclosed! " :D

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"If you don't stop and let me out I'm gonna throw up"
"your not gonna go down that are youuu ahhhhhahhh"
" I want an H2"

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She said a few things over time. A few of the more memorable ones are:

"You've got a Hummer? Damn, you must have a small penis."

"That back seat looks comfy."

"I took the truck."

"I'm starting to like this thing."

"Kenny, I don't like it anymore. I think guys are looking at the truck and not at me."

"Why do you keep breaking things?"

:jump: :jump:

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"Like you need another thing for that d*mn truck"

and/or

"If you keep ordering stuff for that truck I may have an affair with the UPS guy."

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Man, your screen name rules. :giggling:

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BigPoppa1411 is a winner screen name as well.

Thank you for your contribution to the board and to society in general.

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

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Yea I've heard that one, not very original.:giggling:

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HAHAHA!!! You prick.:D

Actually most of the time, only "Harsh" words are exchanged. But they are surprised when they realize their actions are actually putting themselves in regretable danger.:OWNED::giggling:

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Fissed:giggling:

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what does your blow doll say steve?:beerchug: