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This is the second time this summer that my rig has beet hit. I thought it might be Marc, but he's out camping somewhere. I only say that because this time the truck was covered in human crap.

Sorry for the bad camera phone pics.

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This one shows the crap all over the driver window. Yes, crap. Yes, human.

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Front

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Rear

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Last one

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I thought only monkeys played with thier own crap. Is Al Gore in town?

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What the.......?

Where did this happen? Your neighborhood?

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That sucks, man! People are such a$$holes!!! :mad:
Hopefully there was no permanent damage!

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Man, what is wrong with these people? I'm sure if we search the Web there will be a video of these a$$ clowns dropping a duece and smearing it on your Hummer. Idiots like that usually are stupid enough to film themselves in the act. I would definitely get the police involved. Getting TP'd is a harmless prank, but when they start using bodily fluids, that's just wrong.

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Yup. Twice now this summer right in front of the house.

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The cops know.

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Here's the kicker...

The car in front of mine was wide open, windows down, valuables inside, and untouched.

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Just Married!


:beerchug:

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:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Time for some security cameras.

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You need to have a stake-out and when they come give 'em the smack-down!:clapping:

But sorry Adam, that really sucks! Its probably some kids who think they're hot $hit by messing up your ride. Doooooshbaaaaaags!:twak:

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Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.

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Sorry Adam about this.

Question for anyone here who may know better...............


would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.

Just a thought.

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Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.

Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.

A little crap would be the least of their worries.

My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....

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I think I know why this happening.


the kids are confused. I think you are the victim of mistaken identity. They more than likely came running up to the truck to play on the jungle gym. Than they found out is was really a HUMMER. As for the poop, well, I'm not quite sure. That is pretty fawkin gross. Did they have corn the day before? :giggling:

You are the neighborhood watchdog! Get crackin with those motion activated cams.

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oh yeah, I almost forgot:

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HEY!!! I have never placed feces on your truck. That was Buckwheat. Sucks about your truck...what a bunch of scumbags. :twak:

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If it's in front of your house you could install a video camera that points to the truck from inside the house. Just keep it looping with a days worth of filming. When you see it happen again, capture the previous days' film. Then, find out who they are, and let us know.

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Anything is possible. A proximity sensor connected to a loud speaker that yells something to the effect that the offender is looking at gay porn, would be neat.

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BTW - That's gross. Remember to wear gloves if you decide to ambush them.

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Done. Posted an ad on Craig's list with a reward.

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Lots of good ideas from this group. :rolleyes:

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BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

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I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers:twak:

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Sorry to hear 'bout this Adam. I've never ever heard of anything like that over here.
The people (actually I'm too polite to call 'em people) are truly losers of the worst kind.
Hope you'll be able to catch 'em !!!

Frenzy
Belgium

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that is really really ****ty...............no pun intended.....;)


hook up a couple usb camera's that record in the dark or an ethernet security camera and record to your hard drive. Just delete the files every couple of days.......


Hard to believe this is happening out in front of your house in the ranch.....damn.


I was going to suggest posting it on Craigslist.........someone might just send you the email your looking for.

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That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it... :twak:

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I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do...........:rant: .....

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:jump:

Sorry to hear about the vanalism, sounds like some kids to me....except the smeared turd points more to a psyco teen. We used to do the old flaming sh!t bag and then ring the door bell, but we never touched our own feces, thats just sketchy.:lame:

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You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

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Dei did it.

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Moonie's right. Sorta.

I'll bet it's some HR teenager who can't get a DL or a car and thinks they're green. I had some dumb suburban kid call me and harass me about my Hummer years ago. I posdted the Caller ID on this website and got his entire family history. Called his Dad who said his son is a jackass and that he drives a Suburban. That kind of thing.

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I didn't do THAT but I'm collecting my shit right now and booking a flight to make a little attitude adjustment in Colorado. :beerchug:

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I mean, did you sit at a table and put one sample of your dog's crap on the left, the window crap on the right, then took a whiff of each to compare?

Or, did you do like a blind Pepsi challenge type of test to figure things out?

I need to know.

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Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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