Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
 

I'm sure there are a few Hummer operators out there swinging these things from their trailer hitch mount, but I notice them more recently on Jeeps.

"The room is spinning? from all the? gayness.?

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the blue balls are pretty funny :giggling: :giggling:

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:jump:

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And I thought tearing up my H3 rear license plate was bad.

I'd hate to drag my nut sack over the rocks:)



I bet some enterprising gay will make them in rainbow colors soon

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Who would do that? Thats just plain nuts. :giggling:

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plain lame too

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The mans nuts. Grab em:grouphug:

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I see them all the time around KC on Jeeps and mostly pickup trucks. I think it's pretty ghey myself - I hope to never see them on a Hummer. If you have to purchase a set of balls to display, you may need to question where yours are?

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BTW- in CO you can get a ticket for having them.

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BS. For what?

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They come standard with the chew spit stain down the drivers side of the rig. git er done.

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I think it is hilarious. I would get a set to display. I would mount it were it was not totally obvious.

People would be like, "I think that hummer had balls?".

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Ah, Truck Nutz.

Cisco Adler was the model I bet you.

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They hang below the legal limit for swinging items attached to motorized vehicles. Squirrels kept getting hit in the chin by them.

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My neighbor got pulled over for having these on his dodge.


I agree it's BS that you cannot have them on there if you want em.

But since you called BS, I did a quick search.

Here;s a couple of links for your reading enjoyment that show the debate.

http://www.crablaw.com/2007/03/meta-...and-truck.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...022201426.html



One more quick read. It's from 06, but shows that people are getting pulled over in certain areas. Also show those owners haven;t been cited in this report.


New Vehicle Accessory Causing ControversySave Email Print Posted: 10:26 AM Mar 24, 2006
Last Updated: 10:26 AM Mar 24, 2006
Reporter: Theresa Freed

New Vehicle Accessory Causing Controversy
March 23
It's a new vehicle accessory that some drivers say is vulgar. The video included in this story may be offensive to some people.
if (self['plpm'] && plpm['Mid-Story Ad']) document.write('');if (self['plpm'] && plpm['Mid-Story Ad']){ document.write(plpm['Mid-Story Ad']);} else { if(self['plurp'] && plurp['97']){} else {document.write(''); } }if (self['plpm'] && plpm['Mid-Story Ad']) document.write('');You will find all kinds of messages and ornaments on people's bumbers. Some of them are funny, and some of them are offensive.
Driving around Wichita, you will find all kinds of offensive things. Bumper stickers you don't agree with, mud flaps that may seem a bit too racey for the road, and now you will even find what are called "truck nuts."
They are a novelty item that resembles testicles. They're often found dangling from the bumpers of trucks. Some people just think they are fun, others think they are disgusting and are calling them obscene.
KAKE News checked with the Sedgwick County Attorney's offices, and as far as they know, it's not against the law to display them. We also checked with Wichita attorney Charlie O'Hara. He says not only is it legal, it's a matter of free speech.
O'Hara says the only way the novelty item, or any other questionable message can be deemed obscene, is it it's of sexual nature.
KAKE News contacted a distributor of the fake testicles based in California. He says some of his customers have commented that police have pulled them over for displaying the bumper decoration and even ticketed them, but it's never held up in court.

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Just lookin at em kinda makes me itch. :o


I liked the one about the poor squirrels. :giggling:

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Nuts on your your wall = walnuts

Nuts on your chest = chestnuts

Nuts on your chin? = Wienis in the mouth!!

:beerchug:

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:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

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I was thinking of hanging something else other than a wreath on my front door this XMAS. Heeeexcellent idea.

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What are the ladies running?

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Nice find timgco, thanks for the post! :beerchug:

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LOL :giggling: :giggling:

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Don't misunderstand, I wasn't calling you out. I was saying it was BS as an outrage.

Funny thing, I had a green pair under my Green Chevy S-10 ZR2 some 10 years ago. 3 motorcycle cops stop behind me at a light. I see one pointing and they are all start laughing. I make a U-turn and they are all giving me the thumbs up and still smiling. It just takes one uptight person to ruin it for everyone.

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I was tired and cranky. :fdance: :giggling:

I also agree it's BS to get pulled over for that. If you hade super big balls- and they were on the ground making sparks, than I could see getting the ticket. :clapping:

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Giving someone who has truck nuts a thumbs up is almost as gay as having truck nuts.

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maybe these http://www.costumebuttsbreasts.com/ (might not be for some of our more sensitive viewers). or maybe the other parts:confused:

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i think they are kinda stupid...who want nuts hanging from their truck...

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Yeah, who wants trucks hanging from their nuts?

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My co-worker has them on his H3. I told him he was trolling for men and now they are gone.

Hummer balls:OWNED:

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:perfect10s:

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First of all,I can see you guys don't know "gay" from "redneck".I'll be the first to admit that I didn't know anything about "rednecks" until I moved to Florida.There is not one self-respecting "redneck"that would be caught dead with such a "cheesy"set of balls as depicted in this thread.When I first arrived here, I was stopped at a light, and there they were,a set of testicles on the back of the local mode of transport,a red F150.I soon learned that this was a sure sign of masculinity since the women drive their trucks without "balls".I have also noticed that the quality of these "nuts" varies from manufacturer to manufacturer with the top of the line testicles comparing to an actual prosthetic in quality.

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I think you are correct. This is a "redneck" thing. Not that there is anything wrong with being a redneck.... Unless you're sporting a Tennessee Top Hat / Kentucky Waterfall / Camaro Crash Helmet, you have no business running these. As for nuts varying in quality from manufacturer to manufacturer, a girl I work with said that holds true from guy to guy, with the top testicles comparing to... :giggling:

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Trailerpup..I see you have some knowledge of the "redneck" sub culture.Your point about the quality of "testicles" is also well taken.You have omitted however,the definitive mark of a true "redneck".All first class "rednecks" have some sort of decal on the back window of their pickup that states "rest in peace Billy Bob"or "In loving memory of "bubba" 1951-1970"

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LMFAO!!! Yeah, the last thing Bubba said before he died... "hey, everybody, watch this!" ...I am working today (virtually, from home)... sux, but thank goodness for the Elcova General H3 forum. Nice to take a break now and then and get a good laugh!! :beerchug:

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Oh man,you definitely got a chuckle out of me with that "Bubba's last words".You just can't make this stuff up.

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Trailerpup,since it's slow around here and we haven't gotten flamed yet,I thought I would give you another chuckle or two.
Dearest Redneck Son,


I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of
your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last Alabama family that lived here took the house
numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their
address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,
so we cut them offand put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him
cremated, he burnedfor three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom

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Well I am a little on the outs here see I am half hillbilly. Hillbilly's would not put rubber balls on the back becasue the bumper was never purchased from the dealer with the truck. Hummer would be something the "Boss" owned or a rich uncle you got their black lung settlement check. I do have some stickers refleting the half hillbilly.

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Man, you guys are just killing me here!!

O.K. I guess I have to be the one to do it..... BLING!

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That is a really dumb add-on, in my opinion.