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kacyk 06-18-2005 01:01 AM

I have my eye on a 2002 XK8 convertible. I realize this has nothing to do with Hummers but I do have an audience of car enthusiasts here.

Can anyone comment about the reliability of said vehicle? Please, no conjecture. I want to hear from real Jaguar owners who have a late model XK series.

kacyk 06-18-2005 01:01 AM

I have my eye on a 2002 XK8 convertible. I realize this has nothing to do with Hummers but I do have an audience of car enthusiasts here.

Can anyone comment about the reliability of said vehicle? Please, no conjecture. I want to hear from real Jaguar owners who have a late model XK series.

Harley 06-18-2005 01:11 AM

my head hit the roof all the time...

K

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-18-2005 01:49 AM

The following is my opinion.. Dont be offended but:

I drove one around for a couple months.. Its a turd. The trunk is butt ugly too.. Everyone also thought it was a Chrysler Sebring. But yeah its ok. lol

Bill Kervaski 06-18-2005 01:52 AM

It doesn't handle mud all that well, the clearance sucks, and it has a hard time towing my harleys.

KenP 06-18-2005 02:20 AM

I don't own one, nor will I ever. But I thought I'd post something to you're benefit. It's a great looking ride and moves down the road just fine.

Hopefully someone here has experience with one.
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/17387.shtml

BTW, EPA score of only 2 out of 10. Good luck.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-18-2005 07:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I don't own one, nor will I ever. But I thought I'd post something to you're benefit. It's a great looking ride and moves down the road just fine.

Hopefully someone here has experience with one.
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/17387.shtml

BTW, EPA score of only 2 out of 10. Good luck. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you even read my post? It was truthful. The car drives like a tank.. Thus the turd comment. And yes we also own a S-Type so I am a Jag owner.

Since I will aparently be called a liar;

This is the XK8 we got rid of really fast..

<img src=http://66.235.229.53/users/angie/jag2.jpg>

This is her with the S.
<img src=http://66.235.229.53/users/angie/ang_jag.jpg>

tower 06-18-2005 02:32 PM

A former girlfriend had one. Black over black convertible. Awesome looking, very sexy, great body. Same goes for the car. Rode nicely. 2 minor issues, the burlwood dash was kind of milky looking and consequently looked cheap. The nav system sucked, not user friendly and needed to be going very slowly or stopped to enter data. Had to go back to the dealer a few times for Lo-Jack issues, but obviously, that's an after market issue.

KenP 06-18-2005 02:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2cheezewizguy:
Did you even read my post? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Nope. Try not to. The only reason I read the one above is because you quoted me.

tower 06-18-2005 02:36 PM

Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time.

KenP 06-18-2005 04:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Too busy spending time with someone. No time fo da damn polls.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-19-2005 01:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geez get over it already ya imature little ****.

kacyk 06-19-2005 02:47 AM

Well, we drove the Jaguar today and on the lot there was a 1999 Porsche 996 as well. Two very disparate vehicles indeed but IMHO the Porsche is the one for me! Too bad the "mystery man" in the back room couldn't see things my way. But the search is on! 996 baby! BTW, the steering mounted Tiptronic was very fun!

KenP 06-19-2005 03:35 AM

You've got to watch out for those mystery men in the back. They'll messup a deal everytime.

DRTYFN 06-19-2005 03:49 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseWiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geez get over it already ya imature little ****. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CheeseDick, CheeseDick, CheeseDick!!!! Don't you worry- we'll never get over you. You're going to be a never-ending source of sick fun. ...CheeseDick. You've got to be one of the most unimaginative turds ever. H2HomoGheyPerson and now CheeseDick? Holy crap. I had a fart earlier that was more imaginative than you. It was actually pretty funny.

kacyk 06-19-2005 03:55 AM

DRTY,

You back already? How did it go?

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-20-2005 01:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseWiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geez get over it already ya imature little ****. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CheeseDick, CheeseDick, CheeseDick!!!! Don't you worry- we'll never get over you. You're going to be a never-ending source of sick fun. ...CheeseDick. You've got to be one of the most unimaginative turds ever. H2HomoGheyPerson and now CheeseDick? Holy crap. I had a fart earlier that was more imaginative than you. It was actually pretty funny. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


haha pathetic that your life revolves around my board identity so much.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-20-2005 01:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseWiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Geez get over it already ya imature little ****. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
CheeseDick, it's funny how you have these huge keyboard muscles, oh never mind you know you will never have to bump into any of us what with living 1000s of miles away from the mainland.
Lame </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wasnt it him who attacked me first? Shut the **** up tard.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-20-2005 07:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I ment in general dickcheese. Flex that keyboard boy, lmao you called me a tard, ooooh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your board ident isnt even interesting enuf to argue with. Try harder next time.

DRTYFN 06-21-2005 08:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
A former girlfriend had one. Black over black convertible. Awesome looking, very sexy, great body. Same goes for the car. Rode nicely. 2 minor issues, the burlwood dash was kind of milky looking and consequently looked cheap. The nav system sucked, not user friendly and needed to be going very slowly or stopped to enter data. Had to go back to the dealer a few times for Lo-Jack issues, but obviously, that's an after market issue. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe she was giving rides to someone else and that was the residue.

DRTYFN 06-21-2005 08:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I ment in general dickcheese. Flex that keyboard boy, lmao you called me a tard, ooooh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your board ident isnt even interesting enuf to argue with. Try harder next time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hurry up and change your name to CheeseDickEater like I told you to, bitch.

Don Flan 06-21-2005 11:40 PM

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I may have uncovered something here, Seems like the reason (S)he is around all these cars and resorts is because of its occupation. That would be: Honolulu Ladyboy hooker. This must be what it is referring by "Hawaiian Style."

h2co-pilot 06-21-2005 11:58 PM

WTH.. newbie? That's your third post?!

timgco 06-22-2005 02:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Don Flan:
I may have uncovered something here, Seems like the reason (S)he is around all these cars and resorts is because of its occupation. That would be: Honolulu Ladyboy hooker. This must be what it is referring by "Hawaiian Style." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

3rd post and LMAO! That's the way to start!!!!

KenP 06-22-2005 02:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Don Flan:
I may have uncovered something here, Seems like the reason (S)he is around all these cars and resorts is because of its occupation. That would be: Honolulu Ladyboy hooker. This must be what it is referring by "Hawaiian Style." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-22-2005 08:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Don Flan:
I may have uncovered something here, Seems like the reason (S)he is around all these cars and resorts is because of its occupation. That would be: Honolulu Ladyboy hooker. This must be what it is referring by "Hawaiian Style." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice alias DRTYFN or whichever loser this is.. I know your sad you have noone with you but cmon this is just sad.

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 01:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYF?:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Don Flan:
I may have uncovered something here, Seems like the reason (S)he is around all these cars and resorts is because of its occupation. That would be: Honolulu Ladyboy hooker. This must be what it is referring by "Hawaiian Style." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice alias DRTYFN or whichever loser this is.. I know your sad you have noone with you but cmon this is just sad. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, nice going on the alias for you ,too.
I have never used an alias- I think it's a weak-dick maneuver to hide behind one. I predict you're going to be sitting on the sidelines for awhile. Have fun, stupid.

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 01:17 PM

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OOPSIE!!! H2HomoGheyPerson/CheeseDick/other aliases has already joined the banned.
Buh-bye.

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 01:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYF?:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseWiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Hey, Kenny!

You could start a poll to see how many people actually read H2gayperson's, I mean CheeseWiz's posts. Nah, come to think of it, that's a waste of time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Geez get over it already ya imature little ****. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
CheeseDick, it's funny how you have these huge keyboard muscles, oh never mind you know you will never have to bump into any of us what with living 1000s of miles away from the mainland.
Lame </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wasnt it him who attacked me first? Shut the **** up tard. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I love that you've been caught in-betweeen aliases now that you've been banned. Stupid dick. Have fun with your Hawaiian hooker.

tower 06-22-2005 01:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
A former girlfriend had one. Black over black convertible. Awesome looking, very sexy, great body. Same goes for the car. Rode nicely. 2 minor issues, the burlwood dash was kind of milky looking and consequently looked cheap. The nav system sucked, not user friendly and needed to be going very slowly or stopped to enter data. Had to go back to the dealer a few times for Lo-Jack issues, but obviously, that's an after market issue. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe she was giving rides to someone else and that was the residue. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

One of your typically charming comments. No wonder you need to hit on your friends' women!

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 02:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
One of your typically charming comments. No wonder you need to hit on your friends' women! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry, you chubby vegetarian, but that wasn't hitting on. Get over your sensitive self.

Hint- Don't push your luck.

tower 06-22-2005 02:48 PM

Now whose being overly sensitive?

Hint-Note the smiley face.

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 02:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Now whose being overly sensitive?

Hint-Note the smiley face. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't there a StairMaster calling your name somewhere?
You better stop eating those chocolate covered veggies if you're going to sweep someone off her feet.

h2co-pilot 06-22-2005 03:00 PM

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Why don't you use your wheel barrow?

DRTYFN 06-22-2005 03:02 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by a StairMaster:
Tooooweeeeerrrr.... Tooowwwweeeeeerrrrr... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


tower 06-22-2005 03:16 PM

I guess it doesn't matter DRTY, since someone like you could never even be in the running. For the record, I don't feel the least bit threatened by you. So take your best shot. Post all the pix you like. In a month or 2 I may be noticeably thinner, but you'll still be a back stabbing ******* who tries (pitifully unsuccessfully) to steal women away from friends. And then pulls the PM's to try to destroy the evidence. If you ever find yourself surrounded by long term acquainances, but without any true friends, at least you'll know why.

I'm off to San Diego, so let your bull**** fly, Bro!


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