bought her new in sept and i think i am finally done . i know you die hards wont care too much but i really love this vehicle and i dont think i went too far overboard with the bling. i do drive it hard but never been off road so i guess its a pavement prince. have programmed it and corsa is all the mods ive done for hp . well let the cannons rip

bought her new in sept and i think i am finally done . i know you die hards wont care too much but i really love this vehicle and i dont think i went too far overboard with the bling. i do drive it hard but never been off road so i guess its a pavement prince. have programmed it and corsa is all the mods ive done for hp . well let the cannons rip

bought her new in sept and i think i am finally done . i know you die hards wont care too much but i really love this vehicle and i dont think i went too far overboard with the bling. i do drive it hard but never been off road so i guess its a pavement prince. have programmed it and corsa is all the mods ive done for hp . well let the cannons rip

Chrome is bad- too much chrome is VERY bad!!! You're WAY past VERY bad and well into the hope you die territory.
I take it you're a bad driver and that's why you needed a little R2D2 in your center console to help you drive. And what's with the anal probe for a gear selector? It looks like something JeepChick could use.

FYI this wasn't even a heat lamp treatment so don't get excited.

funny i got all this stuff from umm well your an ******* anyhow so i wont even stoop to your level thanks and carry on

I think we've pretty much come to the realization that some people are born with the bad shiny chrome gene. Do you ever find yourself cawing like a crow and getting all excited when looking at shiny things?

BIGHEAVY, drty and a few others like to bust peoples balls especially if you like the bling and corny aftermarket stuff. I like chrome but haven't gotten any yet. My H2 looks like the short bus retarted kids take to school. I figure with some chrome or polished wheels it will differentialte me from the ride to school.

This forum requires a superduty, NASA approved flame suit. Don't take it personal. What's important is that you like it. Who gives a **** what anyone else thinks.

Welcome to the forum.

Joe

Sweet!

but wazzup with the dirt on the floor?

It's ok except for the **** on the rear window
It also looks like some one blew chow on your dash

All in all it should definately turn some heads on the highway & if you like it thats all that matters.

I got my truck detailed today. They put that tire shine crap on it. I drove through a couple puddles just to get it off.

Chrome on the interior is fine (for you). I only suggest you wear driving gloves or something. It looks like crap with all of the fingerprints.

Are you a professional Basketball player or something? Can't really see any other reason for the Jordan sticker on the back unless you do.

Don't do that again, Put a warning on there for those of us po' folks that just have dialup. Damn those pics are big.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frank6150:
Are you a professional Basketball player or something? Can't really see any other reason for the Jordan sticker on the back unless you do.

S&B Member since '03
Carrot Cuffin' since '04
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Either that or he likes guys with long legs and just one ball

BIGHEAVY,
Dont get all bent out of shape. I laugh my ass off every time I read a post from DRTY. He's doing what he does best. Trying to get a rise out of you and being damb funny doing it. Your rig has too much chrome in my opinion but who gives a **** what I think. Mine has a 6" lift and you'd probably hate mine. Again, who gives a ****. Go with the flow bro!!!! Cant we all just get along? Your dash does look like someone blew chunks on it though. All in fun!

Looks good to me, you've done a great job of customizing it! Where did you get the shifter?

Ed

Uh oh... JohnB... you naughty boy. You know you're not supposed to let cock come out of your mouth. Keep it all the way in there... that's right back down to the balls you man chowder guzzling rump ranger. I've always wanted to ask you what the AU stands for but I think I figured it out. It's to let everyone know that after the prison rape scene re-enactment that you love to be the catcher in you like to be hosed down with the post coitus golden shower cleansing whiz from all of the supporting cast.

BigFatty,
Now that the guys have mentioned it, your dash does look like someone blew something on it. I think it was JohnBGoldenshower spewing his mouthful of man-glue all over your dash.

Ok, let's see how many complaint emails & calls(I still can't believe some tool takes the time to be a total choad and call) Jason gets over this post. YIPEE KAY-YAY MOTHER F'ER!!!!

ps. Smitty gonna be in bigger trouble than me for that link.

wannabe

Big Heavy,

These guys are just having some fun, do not take it personally. Although, the "flame suit" title of your post was just beggin for it. Thanks for sharing the photos, I agree with some of the others, all that matters is that you like it.

Welcome to the forum and to the wonderful world of H2 driving!

Flamers - keep it light and watch the language, or do not do it! Smitty, I do not want to see that photo ever again. It was bad the first time, but far worse seeing it here again.

Regards,
Jason

Fo Shizzel, its a Hummer they're supposed to get dirty

HAHA!! Smitty got in trouble.

Take off the chrome darts off and a few other 100 lbs of shine and it might not be so bad. I actually think the sticker in the back looks kinda cool.

As for the interior...I'm going to go gouge my eyes out now...

Stacy

Other then the marble on the dash and air jornen on the back windows it looks fine, and remember its your hummer so to hell with what other people think.


P.S. CLean the floor

U - G - L - Y

You ain't got no alibi - That's ugly.

Or...

Stock H2 SUV...............$53k
Chrome.....................$10k
More Chrome................$5k
Fake Marble Dash...........$2k
Custom Jump Man 23 logo....$500

What your investment is worth now...

Still $53k and falling daily. Nice ROI.

Step away from the Bling....

Boy, for a guy with his "flame suit" on you sure didn't stay in the fire long. You disappeared after the third post. Come back and fight like a man!!!

OH OK is that what i am supposed to do. thanks that what i want to do sit and argue with a bunch of dolts like you . i really dont give a **** what anyone thinks i was just posting my pics and knew you hill climbers would dog me so thats why i said i have flame suit on.

"dont hate the player hate the game"

heavy, You asked for it:

BIGHEAVY said: "well let the cannons rip"

Then:

BIGHEAVY said: "funny i got all this stuff from umm well your an ******* anyhow so i wont even stoop to your level thanks and carry on"

WTF, are you confused? I am. You asked for it and then ran after calling a fellow member an a$$hol@. If you did not want an honest opinion you should not have asked for it. You are lucky, however, because you would have gotten an honest one anyway.

Hell, you even removed the pic. Obviously you have issues dealing with criticism.

AND you were complimented by some and STILL bitched and ran.

BIGHEAVY, it is surprising how rudely honest members in this forum are. But for exactly that reason, I find them valuable. No, not always agreeable. Not even most of the time. But informative -- and honest.

Think about it, you ask a bunch of strangers for an opinion, and they actually take the time to think about the answers before posting. In other car forums you'd get idiotic comments like "nice", "nice" and more "nice". (Heck, if you did it to you ride, you already know/think that its NICE, right?). Perhaps now you'll view this forum's members' comments in a more positive light.

Btw, from what I remember of your ride, I like the exterior. Maybe the green marble interior looks better in person than in photographs..

(Fyi, I like many blings too. But saving the wife's ok for a supercharger instead ).

Originally posted by BIGHEAVY,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> OH OK is that what i am supposed to do. thanks that what i want to do sit and argue with a bunch of dolts like you . i really dont give a **** what anyone thinks i was just posting my pics and knew you hill climbers would dog me so thats why i said i have flame suit on. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoa, easy there little fella, where just having a little fun with ya.
You really ought to do something about that temper of yours! Might want to get the ole blood presure checked, sounds like your "a headin for a meltdown". Whats wrong with sittin around and arguing with a bunch of dolts like us? Incidentally, when someone puts those little smiley faces at the end of their post, it usually means they are just kidding around. Now see, ya stroked out for nothing.

Why can't I see any pics? Were they taken off the forum?

Originally posted by MMPH,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Why can't I see any pics? Were they taken off the forum?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Apparently the marble dash pics where too much for the human eye to look at. Similar to when you stare at a solar eclipse. It could cause blindness.

as far as i can tell my origanl post does not ask for any opinions i said here are pics take a look . i just knew you ridgerunners would make fun of it thats why i said i have suit on. and as far as running i have a job that keeps me pretty occupied this time of year so i cant sit on the forum and reply to every comment like you guys do. and the dash is not green marble it is grey and i have gotten nothing but positive comments from every person that sees it . i knew i should have never posted those pics because you guys are worse than the corvette forum guys are and they are grade a dicks, so you guys must be prime grade then. like i said i could care less what you in bred backward country ****s think. and on that note i bid you all a good day !

Originally posted by BigTubby,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> as far as i can tell my origanl post does not ask for any opinions i said here are pics take a look <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please excuse us for not following your directions.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>as far as running i have a job that keeps me pretty occupied this time of year so i cant sit on the forum and reply to every comment like you guys do. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Who are you, Santa Clause? Busy building all the toys for the little children for next Christmas. And if you are Santa, does this mean I'm not getting anything next year?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you guys are worse than the corvette forum guys are and they are grade a dicks, so you guys must be prime grade then
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats "Mr" Prime Grade A Dick to you!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> like i said i could care less what you in bred backward country ****s think.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
For a guy that don't care, you sound dangerously close to blowing a gasket.

Nice talkin to ya again. Maybe we'll talk again next time you get off work.

P/S You should consider installing a ceramic tile floor in your H2 to go with that marble dash!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BIGHEAVY:
as far as i can tell my origanl post does not ask for any opinions i said here are pics take a look . i just knew you ridgerunners would make fun of it thats why i said i have suit on. and as far as running i have a job that keeps me pretty occupied this time of year so i cant sit on the forum and reply to every comment like you guys do. and the dash is not green marble it is grey and i have gotten nothing but positive comments from every person that sees it . i knew i should have never posted those pics because you guys are worse than the corvette forum guys are and they are grade a dicks, so you guys must be prime grade then. like i said i could care less what you in bred backward country ****s think. and on that note i bid you all a good day ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You poor little delicate flower. Didums get your widdo feewings hurt? Well, you shouldn't have posted the pics with the dried fluids on your dash. Just a suggestion- next time your trick is done and you need to spit, spit out the window.

Bye bye little flower.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BIGHEAVY:
well let the cannons rip
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sounds like an invite for comments to me?? (Also, BIG, those emoticons you placed at the end usually meant you'd be cool with the "rip" you asked for. If not, shouldn't put a grin there.)

Finally,
Apparently this guy, "Big Tub O Lard" has the attention span of a 5 year old....he can't remember what he typed 10 minutes ago.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BIGHEAVY:
...you in bred backward country ****s think... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>If you're inbred backwards, does that make you bred correctly?

PS - mighty thin flame suit you sorry swamp rat.

Taken just before install of the dash. Nice hair.

you guys are good . does this mean i cant be cool and hang out here . man thats dissappointing. oh well i guess i will have to stay away since all you cool guys told me off. isnt the internet great. all you little faggots can talk all the **** you want and no one can bother you but i bet you pussies are the same ones whose wife tells them what to do and when to **** and piss, and would never have the balls to say things about me if you were standing next to me. just for the record i have that jumpman on my car for a reason duhh i said i am busy this time of year so you dolts try to figure it out isnt there a thing called march madness and the nba playoffs coming up ? so sit back type your keyboards and make fun of one another . i am in the nike box this weekend ****ing young dumb hoes who loved tricked out hummers with puke on the dash and they know why i am called big heavy and it aint my weight!

just do it

Have fun! Hope you blow out your knee whilst sucking off Shaq!