Good morning y’all!

I have been reading a number of the posts on this site and finally decided to join after buying my first H2 this week. There is very little I will be able to contribute, technically at least, to the forum but plenty I can learn.

Lolo and Tower have warned me about the hierarchy here; don’t worry, I respect your “positions” and have no intentions of waging war!

One thing probably needs to be understood from the beginning; this is no mall queen--“Boutique Queen” would be a more suitable title!

Good morning y’all!

I have been reading a number of the posts on this site and finally decided to join after buying my first H2 this week. There is very little I will be able to contribute, technically at least, to the forum but plenty I can learn.

Lolo and Tower have warned me about the hierarchy here; don’t worry, I respect your “positions” and have no intentions of waging war!

One thing probably needs to be understood from the beginning; this is no mall queen--“Boutique Queen” would be a more suitable title!

Good now GFY.

Welcome aboard. As far as respecting other peoples' positions -- -- just say what you think. All H2s are created equal.

Best regards,

George SSSS

How do you know Tower, Blondie? He's in CA.

Welcome to the forum. Great color choice.

Long story short, somehow I ended up getting traded to Tower by LoLo in exchange for an off-road roof lamp replacement at the beginning of this month.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
....warned me about the hierarchy here;.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>What hierarchy?

Welcome Blondie! I assure you the H2 is gonna be one of the funnest car you'll ever owned. Just like this forum can be the funnest internet forum you'll ever joined

LasVegas is right, there is NO hierarchy. Even though papa Jason is BOSS , he hardly ever deletes threads/posts. So this forum is self-policing.

In good fun, you can post, argue, debate, and exchange insults on just abt any topics. The only requirement is it has to be done with INTEGRITY.

That means:

1. Don't present lies as truth (lies as lies, in jest, is not a prob )

2. Present technical knowhow as 'opinions' -- not hard fact (hey, if you're wrong, you could endanger others!)

3. Don't boast abt wealth. This is a HUGE NO-NO (so what you own a Hummer, it actually ain't that expensive in the world of autos..)

4. Take AND GIVE. Even if you can't contribute technical know-how, by just posting your opinion, you're giving to this community. (Nothing worse than leeches who posts ONLY when they NEED somethin, imho ).

5. Don't forget this is for FUN!! Have a thicker skin, and you'll be fine (look at MUH_HUM... )

So remember to take everything you get here with a grain of salt, and enjoy the HUMMER EXPERIENCE -- it ain't like nuttin' else...!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Good now GFY. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOW! to much caffiene this morning?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Long story short, somehow I ended up getting traded to Tower by LoLo in exchange for an off-road roof lamp replacement at the beginning of this month. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
One lamp?!!!! I'll trade a whole light bar for you... if you know tricks, that is.



<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Good now GFY. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOW! to much caffiene this morning? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pent up sexual frustration? Ken better put the wood to her.

Pent up sexual frustration? Ken better put the wood to her.[/quote]

yeah , i think so.


oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.

I was kidding. I winked. It was just too tempting.

I'm not that mean - dorks.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I was kidding.

I'm not that mean - dorks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

MEEEEOOOWWWWW!!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.


I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yup, I think Dug is right... even I had to furnish such a photo when I joined...

K

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.


I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yup, I think Dug is right... even I had to furnish such a photo when I joined...

K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Welcome Blondie! I assure you the H2 is gonna be one of the funnest car you'll ever owned. Just like this forum can be the funnest internet forum you'll ever joined

LasVegas is right, there is NO hierarchy. Even though papa Jason is BOSS , he hardly ever deletes threads/posts. So this forum is self-policing.

In good fun, you can post, argue, debate, and exchange insults on just abt any topics. The only requirement is it has to be done with INTEGRITY.

That means:

1. Don't present lies as truth (lies as lies, in jest, is not a prob )

2. Present technical knowhow as 'opinions' -- not hard fact (hey, if you're wrong, you could endanger others!)

3. Don't boast abt wealth. This is a HUGE NO-NO (so what you own a Hummer, it actually ain't that expensive in the world of autos..)

4. Take AND GIVE. Even if you can't contribute technical know-how, by just posting your opinion, you're giving to this community. (Nothing worse than leeches who posts ONLY when they NEED somethin, imho ).

5. Don't forget this is for FUN!! Have a thicker skin, and you'll be fine (look at MUH_HUM... )

So remember to take everything you get here with a grain of salt, and enjoy the HUMMER EXPERIENCE -- it ain't like nuttin' else...!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Good, Now GFY.[img]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/****you.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Welcome

Forget that Boutique Queen malarky and come on out on the 25th with us and have some fun with that hummer;

http://www.*******club.com/events/jun_2005.html </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Phil, if you want to meet her, just join us (the west coast boys) in Moab and look in my truck.

And just for the record. I traded 2 lamp housings for 1 Blondie!

Come to think of it, that's almost as good a deal as buying from Jeff (partsguy).

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Welcome

Forget that Boutique Queen malarky and come on out on the 25th with us and have some fun with that hummer;

http://www.*******club.com/events/jun_2005.html </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Phil, if you want to meet her, just join us (the west coast boys) in Moab and look in my truck.

And just for the record. I traded 2 lamp housings for 1 Blondie! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Damn, she really was traded.

That's right...Full Frontals!!!
You can send them to me for preview, and then I'll post 'em for you!

Welcome!

Ric-H2

Thanks, I would hate to go ahead and post them only to find out that proper poses were not submitted.

Blondie, should I post one and tantalize them?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Blondie, should I post one and tantalize them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, god damn it!!! If you have neekid pics of her I'm going to be pissed! Did you send her a bottle of wine with roofies in it?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I believe the rules are fairly open. I can't find it now but there is a thread somewhere filled with some basic examples. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I heard it's been updated.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I will take bids on that photo... (I seem to be the resident family photographer, lately... surely I can take that one with MY eyes closed!)

It's about time you joined... welcome to our wild world!

LoLo, let's just keep those photos in the family. In exchange, I'll keep you in parts until you trade your '03 for an '06 (which we both know will happen within a couple of days of their first availability).

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
LoLo, let's just keep those photos in the family. In exchange, I'll keep you in parts until you trade your '03 for an '06 (which we both know will happen within a couple of days of their first availability). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...fair enough!

Anyone know when the '06s will be out??? ...any takers for my pewter '03?

Welcome! We don't care if you're nice to Tower, we just want to know if you WHEEL!

Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab!

I bet he did!!!!

Be careful of the deep cracks and crevices though.

Welcome, BTW.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh hell!!! That visual is going to haunt me all day. The thought of Tower's crack exposed is going to make me skip lunch today.

That's disgusting! not funny.

I'm really glad you don't get off on seeing other men's cracks; I would worry about you otherwise.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
I'm really glad you don't get off on seeing other men's cracks; I would worry about you otherwise. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think anyone that witnessed The Crack Exposure was anywhere near any kind of release except for maybe the contents of their stomachs.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That darn Ruskie! He'd say anything!

Welcome! It's definately interesting being a member of this board... You'll learn a lot from some people, and you'll get dumber listening to some others Glad to have you aboard...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Welcome! It's definately interesting being a member of this board... You'll learn a lot from some people, and you'll get dumber listening to some others Glad to have you aboard... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh?