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DennisAJC 10-15-2007 02:45 AM

I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
 
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I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D

DennisAJC 10-15-2007 02:46 AM

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Bleech!

ChiHummer3 10-15-2007 03:29 AM

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Thanks for sharing! Yuck!!! :o

3Hummer 10-15-2007 03:33 AM

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did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.

GLBLWARMR 10-15-2007 03:47 AM

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Speaking of mince meat, I am kind of hungry.

DRTYFN 10-15-2007 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D


Partially mangled??? That's like saying Hillary Roadham is kind of a commie lesbian.

I just closed my eyes and I could see you dancing around like a screaming little fruit.:giggling: :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump:


ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?:jump:

DennisAJC 10-15-2007 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?:jump:


I would have. But holding the puke in my mouth only to have it come out my nose made my eyes water. So I basically called it a day.:clapping:

tower 10-15-2007 07:32 AM

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More photos (close-up) please. :clapping:

h2co-pilot 10-15-2007 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.


Nah, I think it's going to make it.;)

Dennis that is so gross!:o :crying:

frenzy1 10-15-2007 03:04 PM

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Rat Sushi !!:perfect10s: :popcorn:

You have pics where you're poking their guts ???

devilsfan 10-15-2007 07:11 PM

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As if we needed another reason not to move to Canada.... ;)

Stacy

fourfourto 10-15-2007 07:38 PM

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I didnt know rats lived in the forest

I thought they lived in the getto:giggling:

BKLYNH2 10-15-2007 09:07 PM

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You need a mulching attachment for that mower, then you would have had no recognizable parts and your lawn would be well fertillized. :jump:

CO Hummer 10-15-2007 09:15 PM

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When are you going to address this weed problem????

ROX 10-15-2007 09:45 PM

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I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!

DennisAJC 10-15-2007 09:51 PM

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I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?:jump:

BKLYNH2 10-15-2007 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!

If you can't handle it in here ROCKS you can always go to the ........... :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Agriv8r 10-16-2007 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?:jump:



couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-16-2007 01:57 AM

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Makes good RKS...

Road Kill Stew yum yum!!!

CO Hummer 10-16-2007 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r
couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!


haha! Good idea! :D :D



Maybe he could take 'em to a taxidermist, mount 'em, and hang 'em on the wall. :D

Big Dad 10-16-2007 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
When are you going to address this weed problem????


Isn't that a strain of English lettuce...I think the Brits make salads outta that stuff! You know how much the Canadians love the Brits and the French! You might want to put a little twist on BKLYNH2's suggestion and drop that tasty little morsel in the food processor and serve it over a bed of those fresh crispy greens with a raspberry vinaigrette!

CO Hummer 10-16-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
Isn't that a strain of English lettuce...I think the Brits make salads outta that stuff! You know how much the Canadians love the Brits and the French! You might want to put a little twist on BKLYNH2's suggestion and drop that tasty little morsel in the food processor and serve it over a bed of those fresh crispy greens with a raspberry vinaigrette!


:D :D



What's really weird about this whole thread is that I normally associate Canadians with gerbils, not mice.

ROX 10-16-2007 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BKLYNH2
If you can't handle it in here ROCKS you can always go to the ........... :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

LMAO@!!! I deserve that.:D

tower 10-16-2007 05:15 AM

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The RCMP have an APB out for all of Mexicanada for a small asian man who is a "person of interest" in this case of ratricide.:jump::jump::jump:

Big Dad 10-16-2007 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D


Dude, did you sex that thing?!

DennisAJC 10-16-2007 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
Dude, did you sex that thing?!


I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth.:giggling:

DennisAJC 10-16-2007 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by tower
The RCMP have an APB out for all of Mexicanada for a small asian man who is a "person of interest" in this case of ratricide.:jump::jump::jump:


:jump: Dick!:jump:

Small Asian? Dude, I'm probably the same size as you now but the only difference is I have only 7% body fat compared to your 30%. And I can see my toes.:clapping::OWNED:

tower 10-16-2007 06:52 AM

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:jump: Dick!:jump:

Small Asian? Dude, I'm probably the same size as you now (really, have you been growing?) but the only difference is I have only 7% body fat compared to your 30%. And I can see my toes.:clapping::OWNED:

BFD! I can see your toes too! :lame: :giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling:

Big Dad 10-16-2007 07:01 AM

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Hey...you know how Canadians love their beer! I bet he can't see his fricken Canadian Johnson anymore! :giggling:

tower 10-16-2007 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
Canadian Johnson:giggling:

:jump: I got one of those, only mine is adult size.:giggling::giggling::giggling: :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

Agriv8r 10-16-2007 05:40 PM

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here are a couple of their friends....

tower 10-16-2007 05:56 PM

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here are a couple of their friends....

ROTFLMFAO! :jump::jump::jump:

DennisAJC 10-16-2007 05:59 PM

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here are a couple of their friends....


That's one mouse that makes adversity work for him.:jump:


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