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DRTYFN 11-28-2007 06:38 PM

The Real Rear Bumper Pictures
 
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Here it is.:clapping:
1/4" steel, 9k-12k winch and 4 1/2" light holes.
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DennisAJC 11-28-2007 06:41 PM

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Oh my,

Who's sexy beast does that belong to?:clapping:

DennisAJC 11-28-2007 06:54 PM

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Here's one from my office window.:D

NewHummerGuy 11-28-2007 07:16 PM

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Drty

Does this setup with front and rear winch require an additional battery?

Oh, also looks great :)

brad_p 11-28-2007 07:24 PM

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nice!! but i like my swing arm to much.

Badace 11-28-2007 07:47 PM

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Is there no way to put the swing arm on it? Looks nice.

HummBob 11-28-2007 09:18 PM

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That is DEFINATELY.......BAD ASS!!!!!!

frenzy1 11-29-2007 06:35 AM

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lookin' good man !

tower 11-29-2007 07:32 AM

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FUKKING AWESOME LOOKING, DRTY! Super job!!!:perfect10s::perfect10s: !:perfect10s::perfect10s:!:perfect10s::perfect10s:!:perfect10s::perfect10s:

Gooey Gaybob 11-29-2007 09:58 AM

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Nice fab work. Just looks heavy and far too low. :beerchug:

DennisAJC 11-29-2007 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Nice fab work. Just looks heavy and far too low. :beerchug:


Not at all. Still half as heavy as an H2 with a rear tire carrier/gate in the back. It sits 1/4 inch lower but the side departure angles radically improved. But with 37" tires now, it sits an 1" above stock. And that's with the air disengaged.:beerchug:

But don't be embarrassed Gaybob, no one here will ever take you seriously. Your handicap of not having hands on experience with the H2 and off road knowledge was understood since the first day you joined. You're an e-wheeler...... And gay.:jump:

Why don't you just stick to the gay jokes and make us laugh like before. The village idiot thing doesn't suit you.:giggling:


Dang I love this rig more than the first time I sat in it new. Is that possible?

Agriv8r 11-29-2007 04:25 PM

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looks good...the lights are a good idea as well....

DennisAJC 11-29-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r
looks good...the lights are a good idea as well....


He made them to fit a certain PIAA light. I'm looking to put something else since them PIAAs are expensiiiiiive for the beating they might get at that level.

It's getting alot of attention from the local wheeling crowd here. Everyone is impressed. Hope to put it to the test (Obviously on another rig.:giggling:) on our upcoming snow run up Chehalis where the trail is Suzukisam narrow.:D

When I had my portable rear winch, it was always cool to see some of the group jockying for position behind me whenever we were about to head out. Now I don't have to lug that thing around.

tower 11-29-2007 05:49 PM

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The overhead shot from your office makes it look like it's not wired up yet. (3 contacts on the left)


Gooey Gaybob 11-30-2007 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Not at all. Still half as heavy as an H2 with a rear tire carrier/gate in the back. It sits 1/4 inch lower but the side departure angles radically improved. But with 37" tires now, it sits an 1" above stock. And that's with the air disengaged.:beerchug:


So it actually sits lower than a stock bumper? :notallthere:

I see the sides are much improved, but I seriously doubt that bumper with a winch weighs less than a tire carrier bracket and a stock bumper. Maybe if you include the weight of the spare tire, which hopefully he still carries somewhere other than on the top of his roof, it might be close.

I did say that the fab work on the bumper was nice, looks clean and well built, just a tad bit overkill for my tastes.

Gooey Gaybob 11-30-2007 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
But don't be embarrassed Gaybob, no one here will ever take you seriously. Your handicap of not having hands on experience with the H2 and off road knowledge was understood since the first day you joined. You're an e-wheeler...... And gay.:jump:

Why don't you just stick to the gay jokes and make us laugh like before. The village idiot thing doesn't suit you.:giggling:


:crying: Ouch, that really hurt Dennis. I would say I am butthurt over this, but my butt hurts right now because of something else. :fdance:

GVCOGuy 11-30-2007 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Here it is.:clapping:

Finally I get vindication and you realized the one you charged me $2,000 for was too close to the quarter panel.

GVCOGuy 11-30-2007 05:23 AM

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I have a feeling my post count goes to zero and this is removed for posting the prototype :perfect10s:

lennyrebel 11-30-2007 06:06 AM

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All I can say is one slick Fab Job. The Rebel

tower 11-30-2007 06:28 AM

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I like the rubber fender on the line above the thimble. you wouldn't want to get a scratch on that baby. :giggling: Got it wired yet? We want a field use report! :clapping:

DennisAJC 11-30-2007 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
I have a feeling my post count goes to zero and this is removed for posting the prototype



Uhhhhhh HELLO?????

It's funny how inexperienced wheelers (No matter how long they've tried), always blame damage on the rock, the vehicle, or the situation when all along they were the ones who put themselves in that predicament.

"Ya, the bumper should have known better.":OWNED:

"Ya, that rock should have had the brains to move.":OWNED:

"Ya, that bumper should have been 4" thick because of my inability to pick a line.":OWNED:

"It's the Hummers fault.":OWNED:

"It's the worlds fault.":OWNED:

"It's the alcohol's fault":OWNED:

In a few weeks Alec, you're gonna be blaming your Jeep for the mess you get yourself into again.:clapping::OWNED:

Driver ERROR = Alec Wallis = Wheelin noob:OWNED:


:jump:

DennisAJC 11-30-2007 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tower
I like the rubber fender on the line above the thimble. you wouldn't want to get a scratch on that baby. :giggling: Got it wired yet? We want a field use report! :clapping:


DRTY has the wiring still in his truck (I stole that one from him.:D) so I had to order new wiring and control box for it.

I'll probably won't be using it often. Mostly for other rigs or just being a good samaritin out on the winter roads. But when I need it, it'll be there.;)

DRTYFN 11-30-2007 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
I have a feeling my post count goes to zero and this is removed for posting the prototype :perfect10s:

Uhm... dumbass, I ran the same trails you did in Moab right after we put that bumper on your rig and I didn't bang up my panels. I also ran the Rubicon with that bumper and managed NOT to wreck anything. You wheel like crap. Can't wait to see you lay that Jeep on its side or better yet - roll it. You really are a sad alcoholic.

tower 11-30-2007 01:32 PM

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Elcova. The kinder, gentler HUMMER Forum. :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

OrangeCrush 12-02-2007 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Here it is.:clapping:
1/4" steel, 9k-12k winch and 4 1/2" light holes.


Very nicely done... one quick question. Can you not make a cover for the top of the bumper to hide the winch?

I ask only because trying to crawl over the rear bumper to get inside can be a pain and that's where I'm sure most of us put our knees to get up inside.

Looks great, looks and quality-wise.

Mark

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Uhm... dumbass, I ran the same trails you did in Moab right after we put that bumper on your rig and I didn't bang up my panels. I also ran the Rubicon with that bumper and managed NOT to wreck anything.

Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then? :OWNED:

DennisAJC 12-03-2007 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then? :OWNED:


Any amount of space wouldn't have helped your shtty wheelin skills.
And that's no lie.:jump::OWNED::jump:



Don't blame everything else. Blame the guy you see when you look in the mirror.:OWNED:

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Any amount of space wouldn't have helped your shtty wheelin skills.
And that's no lie.:jump::OWNED::jump:



Don't blame everything else. Blame the guy you see when you look in the mirror.:OWNED:

Going to answer the question Mr. knowitalliwentmoabtwice?

Truth always owns you and all you have is your little Dennis circle. :lame:

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then? :OWNED:

Got an answer?

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 03:53 AM

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:


DennisAJC 12-03-2007 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
Going to answer the question Mr. knowitalliwentmoabtwice?

Truth always owns you and all you have is your little Dennis circle. :lame:


I've been there 3 times and I believe a lot of the stuff I did, you took the bypasses.:OWNED:


How many times did you attempt Tater Salad before I came along so you could follow my line? Or had the balls to go up Lion's Back until DRTY and I decided to go up? :giggling::OWNED:


Yup. You went a bunch of times and caused alot of damage to your H2. I guess practice doesn't help you in your case. We've been there less, but we had the nuts to do more than you.:OWNED:

If you can look past your drunken haze, you'd realize that you look stupid to blame the rig, the bumper, the body damage, the hot tub, the tomato plant and me. It's you dummy.:raar::OWNED:

:jump:

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 04:47 AM

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I love how you can?t answer a question and hide the pics. Owned much Dennish?

:jump:

DennisAJC 12-03-2007 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
I love how you can?t answer a question and hide the pics. Owned much Dennish?

:jump:


I'm doing you a favor Alec. Why would you want to show off body damage due to your poor wheeling skills?

That picture is of another bumper and has much relevence to this thread as me posting a picture of a tomato plant of hot tub.:OWNED:

DRTYFN 12-03-2007 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
Got an answer?

:notallthere:
Reading comprehension pwns you.
The body damage you sustained is due to YOUR crappy wheeling skills. I have an identical bumper and have run equally, if not more, difficult trails than you have and have ZERO body damage. Can you explain that? Well?

DennisAJC 12-03-2007 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
:notallthere:
Reading comprehension pwns you.
The body damage you sustained is due to YOUR crappy wheeling skills. I have an identical bumper and have run equally, if not more, difficult trails than you have and have ZERO body damage. Can you explain that? Well?


:OWNED:


Unfortunately this one has to be sober to understand. This is not going to be a possibility for Alec. :D

GVCOGuy 12-03-2007 06:10 AM

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F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.

DRTYFN 12-03-2007 06:14 AM

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F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.

Funny, but you used to say that about Jeepers. Funny how you switch teams. Kind of like you do with "friendships".

DennisAJC 12-03-2007 06:16 AM

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That didn't last long. I hope you don't turn on your remainding family members like you did with your friends here.:(

tower 12-03-2007 06:21 AM

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Fukk, Now I need a Martini!

Gooey Gaybob 12-03-2007 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GVCOGuy
F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.



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