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h2co-pilot 12-17-2007 01:28 AM
JESSICA SIMPSON
 
:mad: IS THE FUKKING YOKO ONO OF THE COWBOYS!!!!!!:mad:

:rant:........... :rant:.......... :rant:.......... :rant:............. :rant:



Big Dad 12-17-2007 02:08 AM
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She's a hottie!

Badace 12-17-2007 02:23 AM
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I vote Roy Williams as the Bill Buckner of the Cowboys. He has no football smarts what so ever. Horse Collaring, No pass covering, getting run over and falling backward tackling POS!

As far as Jess: I would yoko her ono.

Hummer Aficionado_VT 12-17-2007 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Badace
As far as Jess: I would yoko her ono.
LMAO!!!

DRTYFN 12-17-2007 07:01 AM
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:mad: IS THE FUKKING YOKO ONO OF THE COWBOYS!!!!!!:mad:

:rant:........... :rant:.......... :rant:.......... :rant:............. :rant:


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Romo:OWNED: by the poon.

frenzy1 12-17-2007 07:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dad
She's a hottie!

YES !
:perfect10s:

tower 12-17-2007 08:48 AM
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The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 12-17-2007 01:55 PM
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[quote=tower]The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

I thought you were a vegin !!!

frenzy1 12-17-2007 02:01 PM
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[quote=RubHer Yellow Ducky]
Quote:
Originally Posted by tower
The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

I thought you were a vegin !!!


what's a veggie ??? :jump:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 12-17-2007 02:10 PM
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[quote=frenzy1]
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky


what's a veggie ??? :jump:

you know, like a pizza without anchovies...:jump:

h2co-pilot 12-17-2007 02:12 PM
Re: JESSICA SIMPSON
 
No doubt she's cute/hot/humpable, and you guys want her.

But that's what I'm saying, she needs to stay away from the games. :twak:

Defense was great. The offensive line gave him a great pocket throughout (until they got tired in the 4th), he was choking and she was the variable. End of story, Yoko yoko....

SnakeH2 12-17-2007 05:31 PM
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Last time Romo had such a piss poor game is when his last girlfriend came to watch. Some Idol chick.

:giggling:

NewHummerGuy 12-17-2007 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SnakeH2
Last time Romo had such a piss poor game is when his last girlfriend came to watch. Some Idol chick.

:giggling:


Carrie Underwear.......GRRRRRRRR baby:fdance:

DRTYFN 12-17-2007 07:07 PM
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She makes my pants tight.:jump:

Big Dad 12-17-2007 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
She makes my pants tight.:jump:

Wow...uhhhhhhhhhhh...did you say something?!

tower 12-17-2007 07:45 PM
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[quote=RubHer Yellow Ducky]
Quote:
Originally Posted by tower
The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:
Quote:
Originally Posted by tower


I thought you were a vegin (sp. vegan)!!!
Nope, vegetarian. That just means I don't kill it before I eat it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
No doubt she's cute/hot/humpable, and you guys want her.
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

But that's what I'm saying, she gave him a great pocket throughout (until she got tired), she was choking and he was viable. End of story.
:clapping::jump:



:dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

Badace 12-17-2007 08:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tower
] means I don't kill it before I eat it![

It is Spelled Vagitarian. Vag.

KenP 12-17-2007 10:13 PM
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I'd do her.:D

tower 12-17-2007 10:18 PM
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I'd do her.:D
:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

devilsfan 12-17-2007 10:34 PM
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Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

Stacy

KenP 12-17-2007 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by devilsfan
Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

Stacy
She wouldn't catch anything from me, but a mouthful of luvin'.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

NewHummerGuy 12-17-2007 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by KenP
She wouldn't catch anything from me, but a mouthful of luvin'.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

I hear a preggo woman coming to kick your A$$ right............................. about............................... NOW :twak: :jump:

Badace 12-17-2007 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by devilsfan
Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

Stacy

How can you like the Boys and the Devils? They are like polar opposites. Its Good and Evil. The onlything good about the Devils is Langenbrunner.

Go Stars! Go Cowboys! Go Jessica! (To my house and turn off the lights because I think Tony will be there to meet you in the dark)

Badace 12-17-2007 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy
I hear a preggo woman coming to kick your A$$ right............................. about............................... NOW :twak: :jump:


She ain't gots to know about it now does she?

DRTYFN 12-17-2007 11:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
I'd do her.:D
Oh... you're dead.:giggling: :jump: :jump:

wpage 12-18-2007 12:57 AM
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#9 meet the Dukes of Hazzard County!

Agriv8r 12-18-2007 02:33 AM
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i would do her with pam holding the camera....

devilsfan 12-18-2007 02:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Badace
The onlything good about the Devils is Langenbrunner.

Umm, Brodeur, dumbass? Turco can only have wet dreams about reaching those stats.

Cowboys fan by birth, Devils fan by marriage.

Stacy

tower 12-18-2007 02:46 AM
Re: JESSICA SIMPSON
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
I'd do her.:D
When Ken said this, he was referring to the photo of H2c-p weren't you, Kenny? (Work with me on this.) :D:D:D

Badace 12-18-2007 03:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by devilsfan
Umm, Brodeur, dumbass? Turco can only have wet dreams about reaching those stats.

Cowboys fan by birth, Devils fan by marriage.

Stacy


Turco sucks. I meant to say the only thing good about the Devils is Langenbrunner because he was a star. Brodeur may be amazing in the pipes but he is still a devil which makes him bad. That said, I would give you Turco for Brodeur. (I would also include everyone else)

DRTYFN 12-18-2007 07:38 AM
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When Ken said this, he was referring to the photo of H2c-p weren't you, Kenny? (Work with me on this.) :D:D:D
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DRTYFN 12-18-2007 07:43 AM
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I do some seriously naughty things to her.
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bparker 12-18-2007 08:37 AM
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And from Texas ;)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dad
She's a hottie!

tower 12-18-2007 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Hey, at least I'm kissing something! :fdance:

DRTYFN 12-18-2007 08:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tower
Hey, at least I'm kissing something! :fdance:
Ohhhhh.... I've got so many pictures that would be perfect for this opportunity.:jump:

h2co-pilot 12-18-2007 01:57 PM
Re: JESSICA SIMPSON
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badace
I vote Roy Williams as the Bill Buckner of the Cowboys. He has no football smarts what so ever. Horse Collaring, No pass covering, getting run over and falling backward tackling POS!

.

Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D

RubHer Yellow Ducky 12-18-2007 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D

was it good and did you scream !!!

Badace 12-18-2007 04:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D


Ken Suspended?

I think the Suspension of Roy will help the D immensely. He is fixing to get exposed to the NFL Network Audience Saturday. Too bad Gumbel will be doing the game. He is too much of a dumbass to notice Roy's negative impact to point it out.

Field Scout 12-18-2007 05:30 PM
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I do some seriously naughty things to her.
Attachment 45322

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How come none of you with the skill and ability have made a post of some quality Jessica Simpson pics to the Shed? theres got to be some out there.
Tic toc times a wastin:excited: :D

DRTYFN 12-18-2007 05:47 PM
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How come none of you with the skill and ability have made a post of some quality Jessica Simpson pics to the Shed? theres got to be some out there.
Tic toc times a wastin:excited: :D
Sorry, but she hasn't lowered herself to Paris/Britney whoredom yet.


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