Hummer Forums by Elcova

Hummer Forums by Elcova (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/index.php)

- General H2 Discussion (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=6)

- - Prolong (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31840)

What is everyone using on the black plastic pieces over the
bumpers?

My brother gave me a protectant called Prolong (LOL)
that works really well.
Our 2003's was almost gray due to the sun or lack of
maintenance from the old owner.

The product comes in a spray bottle and 2 applicators.
One is used for indside and one on the outside.
I must say the pieces look good as new and have a
dark rich black color to them.
~Richard

Use the search feature for "faded plastic" and you'll find all you ever wanted to know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rico001

I must say the pieces look good as new and have a
dark rich black color to them.

How many times has your truck been washed since you applied the dressing...that's the real test.

This is the only stuff I've ever found to work and last!

http://www.properautocare.com/blacagextrim.html

I've been using it now for more than 10 years on my concours cars. My H2 only gets run through automatic car washes, (Too lazy to do it myself) and it's been over 3 months since the last application. I'm guessing I'll get another month or two before I need to do it again!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by porschett

This is the only stuff I've ever found to work and last!

http://www.properautocare.com/blacagextrim.html

My H2 only gets run through automatic car washes, (Too lazy to do it myself) and it's been over 3 months since the last application. I'm guessing I'll get another month or two before I need to do it again!!

You must have the factory size tires and the car washes in the Tampa
area must be a little bigger than most.
We have found out the hard way ours does not fit.

The real test will be how long it lasts, but with hand washing I'm
thinking we will be gentle with it and it might last awhile.

Prolong also comes in refills 16oz, 1 & 5 gallons, 55 gallon drums
We will have to see how well it does in winter -vs- summer too.
~Richard

We got lucky here, there's one here in the "Big City" that you can run a lifted and running 37" tires.

I have very little plastic on my H2 to need prolong.

Try 303, its bar none the best protectant I have ever used. I wipe down my boats, and jet ski's (which I'm to lazy to ever put the covers on) and they all look great.
http://www.303products.com/tech/inde...TOKEN=95507627

So this post is not about male enhancement?

Quote:

Originally Posted by porschett

We got lucky here, there's one here in the "Big City" that you can run a lifted and running 37" tires.

How wide are your tire and rims?
Our car washes are not wide enough
to take 12 1/2 inch wide.
~Richard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss Hoss

So this post is not about male enhancement?

I was waiting for someone to post about male enhancement.lol
~Richard

:clapping:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I have very little plastic on my H2 to need prolong.

But YOU personally could benefit from it:)

Motorboatin MOFO:clapping: :clapping:

Lexol works great plastic

http://www.lexol.com/vinylex.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

But YOU personally could benefit from it:)

Motorboatin MOFO:clapping: :clapping:

:jump::fdance:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss Hoss

So this post is not about male enhancement?

Why do you sound so disappointed? It sucks for you that your H2 can only compensate for so much in that department.

I hear they sell penis enlargement kits on ebay. It comes with a can of black spray paint and magnifying glass. :raar:

There's something about opening up the forum and seeing the thread: Prolong

And, the name Gooey Gaybob underneath it....

Kinda makes one squeemish to even look....

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad

There's something about opening up the forum and seeing the thread: Prolong

And, the name Gooey Gaybob underneath it....

Kinda makes one squeemish to even look....

:jump: :jump: :jump:

:OWNED::OWNED::OWNED::iagree:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob

So do you get some kind of weird sexual gratification from pretending to be gay online?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

So do you get some kind of weird sexual gratification from pretending to be gay online?

I only do it to fit in with the rest of you queers on this board. :jump:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob

I only do it to fit in with the rest of you queers on this board. :jump:

You know it's okay to be openly straight. Be strong and stand up for your right not to be gay.:clapping: :clapping:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

You know it's okay to be openly straight. Be strong and stand up for your right not to be gay.:clapping: :clapping:

Your post reminds me of a song.....

Mentors

Heterosexuals Have the Right to Rock

Heterosexuals have the right to rock
So glam fags get off the block
Who wants to see transvestites in drag
Who look like a glam rock fag

Looking like a sissy and a bitch
Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
You know that they're a disgrace and a fag

Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock

Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
We don't wear dresses,we wear pants
On the stage we'll rock you all we can
We're gross and fat, but we look like a man

Listen everyone,we're gonna rock
Look like a man not a peacock
The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
Are most likely to have AIDS

Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock

Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle
They prance all around like a french poodle
They hang around in cliques for kicks
But we all know they're chicks with dicks

They wash their hair in a washing machine
You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean
The fags wear earrings in their ear
You know that they're a mother fucking queer

Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Put your homo head on the chopping block
Heteros want to see rock this year
Mentors and not a queer

Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock

You don't have to hide your hetroness.

I've never seen Gooey try this hard.:jump:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I've never seen Gooey try this hard.:jump:

Trying? Normally I don't have to try very hard to be annoying. :giggling: