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DRTYFN 01-11-2008 01:17 AM

ATTN: tower
 
You poor pathetic, butthurt, fat vegetarian. It's pretty obvious that it's you trying to sign me up for junk mail. It's even better that the email I gave to you was an alias that ONLY you have. You might want to use one that don't send an IP description of the computer used: Custom 1: 76.172.75.231 Oh... that IP matches yours. You =:OWNED:

Now it's my turn to play Screw You.

wpage 01-11-2008 01:22 AM

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Ohhh:twak:

ssgharkness020147 01-11-2008 02:09 AM

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Isn't signing someone up for spam illegal?

ZigsRig 01-11-2008 03:35 AM

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if i make fun of him and his top heavy physique, are my comments going to get deleted again? :jump:

Marcmedic 01-11-2008 04:58 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
You poor pathetic, butthurt, fat vegetarian. It's pretty obvious that it's you trying to sign me up for junk mail. It's even better that the email I gave to you was an alias that ONLY you have. You might want to use one that don't send an IP description of the computer used: Custom 1: 76.172.75.231 Oh... that IP matches yours. You =:OWNED:

Now it's my turn to play Screw You.


How in the hell does that happen????

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 06:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
How in the hell does that happen????

I don't know. But he's got a Hindenburgh sized gut that's rock hard. I worked with a guy that was just like that and he ate red meat like tomorrow was the End of the World and he was an alcoholic. Not that Mr. "I'm a world famous ski patrol dude"(:rolleyes:) is, but I'm just saying.:jump:

CO Hummer 01-11-2008 07:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
How in the hell does that happen????


Lotsa cheese and Krispy Kremes will do it. :jump:








All Tower had to do was shut his mouth about 10%. DRTY was unbelievable patient with him, more so than I'd ever be. But he came here, posted a ton in two months, and developed some ill-conceive notion that he was the king of Elcova. LMAO. I knew it would come to this.

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 08:27 AM

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Yep. All he had to do was get a clue from his first partial 1 day vacation. When he got unbanned his mouth got even bigger(not sure how that happened) and his know-it-all attitude ran amok.
Long story short, on one of his next bannings he started whining in emails to other people to "please lobby for poor poor me". Now he thinks registering one of my alias emails up for spam is going to somehow break me??? Listen up, you fat loaf of a chiseling whining bitch - YOU, and you alone, did this to yourself. You went from a 1 week to a 1 month to a 6 month to a 1 year to a permaban.
And to think I felt bad for you and invited you back after you'd been run off before for being a liar.



I wonder if it's possible to prosecute someone for causing a massive stroke over the innerturd web?:dancingbanana: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Eric Lynch 01-11-2008 08:45 AM

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Is that the guy that got:OWNED:by lying about which 4+ trails he'd done in Moab? I thought he died of AIDS?

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 09:43 AM

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Yes, and he's the guy that stood by impotently with his hands in his pockets when some old guy passed out on the sidewalk right outside the dinner in Moab. But tower was more interested in getting back to stuffing his face than showing everyone what a "high profile" super-duper rescue ace he was.:OWNED:

CO Hummer 01-11-2008 10:07 AM

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DRTY,
I think we should un-ban him. How in the world are we going to get enough wheeling pictures on this forum without him? :giggling:

Dang it. All this talk about Tower has me jonesing for a stick of Velveeta. :jump:

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 10:15 AM

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Banned = no access to something he wants.:fdance:

Plus, he's already crossed the line with the email stuff. He should check out the Woodshed. oh.... I almost forgot - he's IP banned.:jump: :jump:

CO Hummer 01-11-2008 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
He should check out the Woodshed.


Haha!

If we had a Foodshed, he's be calling Jason every hour to get back on. :jump:

CO Hummer 01-11-2008 10:21 AM

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LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:



DRTYFN 01-11-2008 10:37 AM

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:shhh:

Marcmedic 01-11-2008 11:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:




My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:

frenzy1 01-11-2008 11:37 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:

same here !:crying:

wpage 01-11-2008 02:25 PM

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My eyes are burning and now turning into a pillar of salt:beerchug:

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 06:04 PM

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How do you guys think poor H2Blondie felt? She's still traumatized.

ssgharkness020147 01-11-2008 06:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
How do you guys think poor H2Blondie felt? She's still traumatized.


Speaking of that, what ever happened to those love birds. Sounds like the never tied the knot.

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Speaking of that, what ever happened to those love birds. Sounds like the never tied the knot.

Rumor has it that he was abusive and tried to bring other men into their bedroom for his pleasure.




Keep sending those emails, fatso.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

Agriv8r 01-11-2008 06:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:




to post something like this is just wrong.....

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 06:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Agriv8r
to post something like this is just wrong.....

He does have some f'ed up manboobs.

DennisAJC 01-11-2008 08:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:







If I had to choose, I would pick the guy in the photo hanging on the wall.:jump:

jmsspratlin 01-11-2008 09:41 PM

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WOW, I hate I missed this. That's very sad to hear that someone passed out and he did not do anything about it? I thought he was somehow in the medical field? That is against the law....period! If all that is true..that is def sad. I had no ill will toward him, but this thread is funny, and seems a bit childish that someone would sign DRTY up fr email spam...like someone said...thats illegal!

ssgharkness020147 01-11-2008 10:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Rumor has it that he was abusive and tried to bring other men into their bedroom for his pleasure.


Wow. Thats gross. :eek:

Agriv8r 01-11-2008 10:41 PM

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drty should be banned because everytime there is a new post to this thread you have to go through that picture again...i know you can go straight to the last post, but if you back up to far....barf...there goes lunch again.....

DRTYFN 01-11-2008 11:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Agriv8r
drty should be banned because everytime there is a new post to this thread you have to go through that picture again...i know you can go straight to the last post, but if you back up to far....barf...there goes lunch again.....

CO was the one that posted it first. Blame him.:fdance:

Agriv8r 01-12-2008 12:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
CO was the one that posted it first. Blame him.:fdance:


your right, i apologize, NOW BAN CO BECAUSE I JUST SAW IT AGAIN CHECKING TO SEE WHO WAS FIRST.........:jump:

CO Hummer 01-12-2008 02:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Agriv8r
NOW BAN CO BECAUSE I JUST SAW IT AGAIN CHECKING TO SEE WHO WAS FIRST.........:jump:


You are so busted. We know you "just saw it again" because you can't keep your eyes off it. :jump:

DRTYFN 01-12-2008 05:55 PM

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20 junk emails from fatty this morning. I wonder what tower's supervisors are going to say when they're notified of his actions? :OWNED:

Agriv8r 01-12-2008 06:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
You are so busted. We know you "just saw it again" because you can't keep your eyes off it. :jump:


you should see it as a background.....tiled.......its worse....:twak:

DRTYFN 01-12-2008 07:12 PM

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Ruh rohhhhh!!!! I can just imagine tower whining to the judge that he can't do any community service because he's all stroked out.:jump:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06...ement_lawsuit/

DennisAJC 01-12-2008 08:31 PM

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I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.

KenP 01-12-2008 11:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.

x2

CO Hummer 01-14-2008 07:33 AM

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I think he should keep fighting!

He's been sending me candid photos of DRTY in his pirate outfits. But I told him I've already posted a few of them here. :giggling:

KenP 01-14-2008 07:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
IHe's been sending me candid photos of DRTY in his pirate outfits

You both need to go bye, bye...:D

DRTYFN 01-14-2008 07:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.

That fat pussy is never coming back. Never ever ever. Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back. Should have known better that he'd still be a piece of sh*t. My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile".:jump: :jump: :jump:

CO Hummer 01-14-2008 08:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back.


Did you make him promise that he'd have to disclose the location of those hard-core Moab trails upon his return? :giggling:

NewHummerGuy 01-14-2008 02:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
That fat pussy is never coming back. Never ever ever. Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back. Should have known better that he'd still be a piece of sh*t. My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile".:jump: :jump: :jump:



"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D


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