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DennisAJC 01-17-2008 06:24 AM

H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 
She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:D

frenzy1 01-17-2008 07:35 AM

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:twak: :beerchug: :jump:

DRTYFN 01-17-2008 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:D

She is pardoned. Don't make me wrinkle all of your freshly done laundry.:fdance: :jump:

CO Hummer 01-17-2008 12:56 PM

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This is becoming the softest forum on the net. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

wpage 01-17-2008 01:28 PM

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Did the Gov call with the pardon:drama:

KenP 01-17-2008 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:D

What, are you afraid your brain will be vacuumed out?:giggling:

Ardennes 01-17-2008 04:53 PM

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:popcorn:

H2Blondie 01-17-2008 09:38 PM

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What exactly did I do to get banned?:confused:

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.

DennisAJC 01-17-2008 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by H2Blondie
What exactly did I do to get banned?:confused:

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.


Welcome back.:jump::beerchug::jump:

H2Blondie 01-17-2008 09:57 PM

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Thanks!:jump:

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 12:02 AM

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We need current pictures of Jabba and his rotundness.

H2Blondie 01-18-2008 12:33 AM

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I wouldn't have any current pictures. Last time I saw him was when I left CA in May of 2006, and the last thing I wanted was a picture to remind me of my f*** up! Bad ex-wifey I am, I haven't even kept up with him. I've been in touch with his sisters, but he doesn't get brought up. Funny how they told me I was always welcome back out there and made it clear that I wouldn't even have to see him if I came to visit!

richl 01-18-2008 12:46 AM

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sorry tard moment . duhhhhhhhhhhhhh

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 01:33 AM

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This thread reminds me of when I used to think Rosie O'Donnell was hot and in great shape. She's a vegetarian, right?

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by H2Blondie

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.


No matter what anyone says A2M is dangerous stuff. As a surrogate doctor he should know that, and not partake in it.

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ardennes
:popcorn:


Who the hell are you.

Karsun 01-18-2008 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
No matter what anyone says A2M is dangerous stuff. As a surrogate doctor he should know that, and not partake in it.

The correctness is ATM. :giggling:

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Karsun
The correctness is ATM. :giggling:


Ahem.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2M

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Karsun
The correctness is ATM. :giggling:

If you knew tower very well you'd know he prefers A2M. I also think he wipes back2front.:jump:

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Karsun
The correctness is ATM. :giggling:


And just how would you know anyways? :fdance:

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 07:54 AM

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I also think he wipes back2front.:jump:


HAHA! :clapping: :jump: :OWNED:

Karsun 01-18-2008 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

My bad! I also saw this there so we're both right. :) It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. I just think ATM is neater sounding. And no, I used to not know what it meant and had heard it and did some searching. LOL I mean the acronym, not the act itself.

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I also think he wipes back2front.


:confused:

He wipes?

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
:confused:

He wipes?


Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he...:eek:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he...:eek:


Now that I think about it....... there's no way he wipes. He's got that big round torso and those short T-Rex arms. No way he can reach.

ssgharkness020147 01-18-2008 08:19 AM

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What about with a luffa?

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
:confused:

He wipes?

On his bedding right after he sh*ts his bed.

Big Dad 01-18-2008 08:23 AM

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Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

:jump:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:26 AM

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What's a luffa?

Big Dad 01-18-2008 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
What's a luffa?


The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....


Hahaha! I think we have one of them.

Big Dad 01-18-2008 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Hahaha! I think we have one of them.


Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....

:jump:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....


:jump: :jump: :jump:



But in all seriousness, I'm always feeling fresh.

Karsun 01-18-2008 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
What's a luffa?

I bet he meant a loofa. :jump:
Edited to add: sorry ssgharkness, I think I have attempted to correct you twice tonight and I apologize. I swear I'm not an egotistical spelling freak. I promise. Anyway, we were both right on the first one so that doesn't count.

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Karsun
I bet he meant a loofa. :jump:


What's a loofa?

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
What's a loofa?


The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

Karsun 01-18-2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
What's a loofa?

Oh hell, I'm worse! It's a loofah. I have been :OWNED: twice tonight! That's what I get. Here's a loofah:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....


So it's the same thing. Loofa is the correct spelling, I guess.


I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.


Probably. He enjoyeth teh clean gerbils.

KenP 01-18-2008 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

:jump:

Did that, she threw it out.:o


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