WTF IS WRONG WITH WASHINGTON STATE AMERICANS?
 

What gives you the right to push me around because I am Canadian?

How come the first thing out of your mouths when you first meet me is, "You sounded white on the phone."

What's with the limp wristed handshakes?

Why is your secretary 2 in 1?

Why would you expect to get a discount if you pay within 60 days?

Why are Frenchmen always included in the conversation?

Why do you laugh when I tell you I have guns?

Why do you think Arby's is fine dining?

Why would I describe what my wife looks like to you?

What makes you think I'm interested in your college girl conquests?

How would you expect me to act after you just told me, another dude, "You're very attractive for an Asian."?


But you are my customer. So I just smile and laugh. I just smile and laugh.


It's been a rough week. :jump:

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Plus.......there's a lot of Pirates in that part of the country. Stay away!

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Trew. Unless they are Oregon Pirates who are known to be softies.:jump:

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Friggin leftover pirates.

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I believe the term for them is Washingtonians and in yiddish it means Hell! Did you make a trip down this way and not look me up? Or is there someone you need me to pay a visit to?

:beerchug:

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WTF do you do for a living?

If I were you and was being laughed at after telling them you have guns, I would have laughed at them and said: Of course, there is not a single member in the Triads that does not have a gun (and then go from a smile to a very serious facial expression).

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Now that I've had a minute to analyze your first post it seems as if you may have had the pleasure of meeting someone from the Mecca of Washington aka Capital Hill area.

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Which leads me to 1 question...

Did (at anytime during your conversations) they refer to you as a skinny little chunk of sweet meat?

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

I can't wait to go back to Alaska!

:D

Hey man they're just people...don't expect too much from them.

This has been a "Deep Thoughts Moment" with Big Dad!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Did you tell them she was Asian? If so, I can totally field this one for you. :D We American boys have an infatuation with Asian girls. Our society has taught us that Asian women are the only women in the world that "know there place", or dont question their man. Supposedly all Asian women are completely submissive. This is a strange concept to American men, especially in Washington. Did you look at their women... Did you see how many of them dont shave their legs or armpits (:eek: I'm so glad I dont live out west anymore). If I lived in Wa an Asian girl would be looking pretty damn good to me. Or Kacyk's wife. ;)

If I take all the guys I know and ask them what race of woman they would like to sleep with, Asian will be number one (I'm not joking). I dont know what it is but guys are obsessed with Asian girls.

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I'd 2nd that motion. :jump:

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:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:




:fdance:

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Met up with a distributor company from Blaine right at the border. Nice enough guys when it comes down to it but chock full of insults and hints of racism. I love it.:D

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Most Americans are unaware of our gun laws and think guns are banned in Canada.

To get a Level 3 GL here is very difficult. The firearms handling exam has a 80% failure rate. When I took mine and passed on my first try scoring a 98%(Average passing is 80%), I got a lot of suspicious looks from the examiners because I told them I was a nooooob. And I was taking the Non-Restricted,Restricted and Prohibited test at the same time.:jump:

What's Triads?:giggling:

Like a Freemason admitting he's a Freemason.:D

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I 3rd it.

Unfortunately, my wife is not subserviant and beats me on a daily basis. She actually wears the pants in the family.:twak:

Do you know how it feels to be sexually assaulted at whim by your wife even when you have a headache?:crying::D

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Lately, yes.:D

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So true. If I were a guy I'd even be into them. I love Asian Horror and everytime I watch a movie I'll make Rich watch certain parts and then say things like, "Look, isn't she beautiful?" I sooooo covet their hair. So yeah, Asian girls are absolutely beautiful. Quite a few Asian guys are darn hot too. I wouldn't throw Jet Li out or a few I've seen.:giggling:

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Jet Li is an ugly train wreck. What the hell is wrong with you?

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LOL I think he's a cutie!

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I guess if you're into reading braille. :D

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LOL that's being a meanie! Yeah, he doesn't have perfect skin, that's for sure. Just something about him that's cute to me. Sometimes I think people are hot that others would never agree with me on.:p

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But hands down he makes some great movies.

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and he's so tall.....

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Omg this thread is hilarious... and yes some americanas can be soooo egotistical...

I do recall a friend who came down from Pictu to Dallas and was asking where all the horses and cattle were... he was astounded that we didnt all drive cadillac convertibles with bull horns across the hood. :beerchug:

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Yeah he is short. Another short guy I find hot is Freddy Rodriguez. I like tall guys usually. But I have hijacked the thread so please go about your normal business now. :)

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You must've been visiting the west side of the state... :)

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I'm too tall for you. I'm 5'10".

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Ahem...you want my FedEx account number? Or do I have to Get those boys up in Blaine after you?!

:giggling:

Now that I think about it...are you ignoring me?

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LOL Rich is 6'4 almost 6'5 so you're not too tall. :giggling:

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Am not! Patience for Monday you!:D

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:jump:

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Man you sound just like the ex-wife...on the first of the month!

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