Hurt my son will ya? My Mall Adventure
 

Mall Adventure 2K8

Wifey and my 7 year old stayed behind at this store while I rushed my 4 year old to pee pee. We have to go down these back hallway mazes to get to the bathroom and little man almost didn't make it. Upon leaving the bathroom, Tyler hobbled along side me looking down fixing his pants.

Walking the other way towards the bathroom, 3 guys, looked like the grandfather in his 60's, the son in his 40's and his steroid looking freak son probably early 20's. most likely from India or Pakistan.

Well, Tyler, being 4 and not looking where he was going, walked right into the grandfather. I laughed and said sorry to the old guy because I thought it was kind of cute how Tyler bumped into him and looked up.

Before Tyler could say sorry in his cute little way, the old man grabbed his head and pushed Tyler aside into the wall with a big thud.

This is where my survival instincts kicked in. I went straight for the 20 year old with a quick well practiced upper side cut to his jaw. Down.

Immediately I swung wildly at the father missing the first 2 then directly clocking him square in the nose as all my weight transfered perfectly. Down.

Being free of a possible 2nd and 3rd party assault, I grabbed the grandfather by the collar screaming and spitting wildly, "Where the **** do you think you are? In packy land? We don't tolerate your women beating child abusive ways here ****er!" I slammed his head against the wall but not hard. Enough to make him shield and cower.

I picked up my crying son and carried him off. I spoke comforting words to him and told him he was such a brave boy which made him stop crying almost instantly. I'm pretty sure he didn't even notice what happened in those 20-30 seconds because by the time we met up with wifey and the other son, he was already doing his "Look Daddy!" talking about a toy.

Wifey asked me why I was shaking and looking over my shoulder and generally acting like a crack addict waiting for his next fix. I told her I was just cold. But I think she knew better. Took me about another half hour to get my adrenaline under control.

All in all a good day of shopping. I was even in a good mood afterwards when we did our last stop at WalMart.

In a 3 on 1 situation, always go after the bigger and younger guy first. I was happy about my millisecond assessment of the situation before I acted.

I took a shower and repeatedly washed my hands but I still can't get the curry smell off my fists.:confused:

Flame away!!!!:jump:

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Oh but its alright if they start producing whisky is it - eh - what then, would you have asked them out for a drink:fdance:

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That was CO that said that man! Don't blame me!:D




Just found a little lump on Tyler's head.:raar:

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I've always admired the fact that you can purchase and consume alcohol in Canadian malls!

As far as Jr goes...sounds like he's alright...he's probably jones'n to check the older players on the ice!

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Sorry mate - but YOU put the idea in his head.

Anyway - way to go "Fists Of Fury"

"Well practised", "Millisecond assessment", 'Weight transferred perfectly"

Jean Claude Van Dennis returns in the blockbuster "Kickboxer 2 Punjabi Vengance".:jump:

Oh and you had better hope there was no CCTV back there - that will look good on the evening news.

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I detest the towelies.:mad:
Next time I'm up let's go on Expedition to that mall.:clapping:

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Nice!!!

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Nice work Dennis.

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I'm almost guarantee you would have done worst.:jump:

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If I were you I would have dragged him into the bathroom by that stupid looking rag on his head, ad made him eat the urinal cakes. All of them.

I would love it if we deported them all back to their ****hole countries, then built the largest (edit) fence this world has ever seen. They could wage their wars of terror and genocide against each other while the rest of the world was safe.

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This past 6 months here in B.C.

Punjabi man murders 2 year old daughter because of frustration that she was a girl.
Punjabi man burns his pregnant wife alive because she was pregnant with girl.
Punjabi man murders his daughter by throat cutting for dishonering family for dating punjabi man of lower cast.
Punjabi man murders wife because he over did her daily traditional beating.
Punjabi man stabs 10 year old son to death for trying to shield his mother during beating.

Honor killings of women and children is tradition in their country. For some reason, they feel it's OK to do it here also.

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:notallthere: From reading that list its hard to believe its 2008, not 1108. Thats ****ed.

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hahaha nice Dennis! U r mah hero!! <3

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I'd never flame you because what they did was so wrong. I think you acted totally appropriately and more power to you regardless of where they were from. Good for you! :) I hope your little boy is okay and I'm sorry someone would do such a thing. :(

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Good reaction bro !! Towelbashing ROCKS !!!

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Sounds like the beginning of a tag team partnership. :beerchug:
:twak: WWF here you come:beerchug:

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hahah!! awesome!

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Weird, the same sh*t happening here with the punjab's

Thank you Dennis for keeping Canada Clean!

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Nice work Dennis! Anything in the news yet? :)

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None yet.:jump:

But my left wrist hurts to move really bad this morning.

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:beerchug: :beerchug: Way To Go!!!:beerchug: :beerchug:
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I agree, ship them all back to their sandlot!:twak:

Good going Dennis, hope the wrist feels better soon.

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That a boy. The realization that you can still surprise yourself is a truely unique feeling aye? I personally would have kicked at least one of them in the front of the knee, moving his knee cap to the back side of his knee, to permanently remind them all how to act properly in public! Also fish hooking the old mans nostril while talking to him makes for a very good, "Now what are you going to do next time?" moment!

:beerchug:

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In America what you would do is find out who he is, then sue him for pain and suffering. :giggling:

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But thats not from fighting though is it???? :giggling:

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Damn you Missy M... ;) :fdance: :jump:

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Dennis...congrats on opening up a can of good old fashioned whoop ass on those dolts.

You can f*** with me, but dont even think of f*** with my kid!

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It's always good so see someone like that get what they deserve. Good show! :beerchug:


In 20-20 hindsite, I'd have followed those idiots while calling my wife. I'd have her come and grab the kid, then follow them alone to take action. If things had gone wrong, you wouldn't want your kid sitting there vulnerable to their retribution.

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Normally I would have done that. But sometimes waiting and too much time thinking about what will be done, my rage notches down a few steps and I normally lose my courage. Especially in a scenario where I'm outnumbered.

And the fact that the element of surprise is gone. They would have been more prepared for the confrontation.

In this case, shock and awe prevailed.:jump:

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Yup. That why I said 20-20 hindsight. It's easy to assess after the fact. But I'm 100% certain I'd have done what you did, right there on the spot.

I guess it makes a good case for carrying the bear spray with you. Of course, you should be carrying handguns too. But this would be a case of offensive action that you wouldn't want to actually kill them.

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In other terminology, Speed and violence of action ;)

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EXCELLENT!!!!!