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I never knew that guys actually did that! I find it mildley entertaining yet functional and kinda weird all at the same time.
As a side note, if you guys really want to try this powder thing go for some powder called Honey Dust, made by Karma Sutra. I think you can get it at your local drug store. I am pretty sure Long's Drugs carries it. The metal tin comes with a little feather duster to apply the product and it tastes like honey.

E

You got to admit it's entertaining and funny as hell. P.S. I use Green!

Funny!!!

Jeez , how come we never have topics like this .

Off to the drugstore, gotta get me some GoldBond for the boys!!! THANK JESUS FOR THE SUBARU FORUMS, Just dropped me a Gawd Bomb!!!

IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it!

Funny... in a kind of homo-ish way.
"Nut powder" is funny as hell though.
Might have to suggest that when someone is cranky and obviously suffering from chafeage.
I think Wheelin(aka DRTYFM/DRTYFZ) recently had a hyper-chafeage attack and flamed himself out.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bah, there isn't any "they", unless you are referring to my wife. You won't find me in a forum talking about teabagging a Subaru owner.

Navigator, as Seth asked, what the hell were you looking for?

Funny as hell though.
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."

ILMAO for like 10 minutes.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by timgco:
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Holy Crap...that line almost killed me. I am debating on buying some of the Blue stuff just to see what it feels like.

I'm not really that surprised, i mean some of these people are the same guys who drive the BAJA, and we all know what a sexy car, (or is it a truck? ) that is

Quote "I got a rough case of the itch a while back from some nearly terminal testicular humidity & bought some Tinactin to take care of bizness. Hopped out of shower, sprayed while still damp, and almost had to shut my boys in a car door to make them feel better.

Anyway, am on my way to CVS for some GB right now. Itch is gone, but my guerillas in the mist need some pixie dust..."

Laughing MAO...6 months and 15 page thread

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>every time someone talks about goldbond, i get a queasy feeling in my stomach....we have a gym at work, and one of the guys that works out walks around the locker room with his friggin junk hangin out, then proceeds to put a leg up, and POOF.. antiques his balls with gold bond...can't get that disturbing thought outta my head...I want to take his photo and send it in to gold bond, with a quote" Goldbond.....eliminating testicular adhesion since 1920..." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dont care who ya are, that right there is funny .

wow... I think I need to get a subaru just to join the forum.... those guys are pretty funny. notice the lack of trolls and fights....is that a hummer phenomenon???


unaslob

Man, that thread is funny as s!^t.

It's humid as hell here in the summer. Now I have a cure. And NO WAY am I telling you how I install the chafer-blocker...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unaslob:
those guys are pretty funny. notice the lack of trolls and fights....is that a hummer phenomenon??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Take a page off that Forum. It's like a Forumopia. Come to think of it, I've never recalled a Subaru owner giving me the finger.

BRB,....gotta dust my nuts!

Reading that thread is like driving by a bad accident... you wanna look away, but you can't. It's the end of the world as we know it.

Go with the Green.....but watch the water!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sfox:
See here is the problem I have now, after reading the thread it sounds like an increasingly good idea, but it's just so damn fruity.......I think I should start with Gold huh

S <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by a Subaru freak:
...I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If I come home and find you doing this I will divorce you and take the H2.

J.

That's funny as hell J but we don't tell you ladies how to do your personal things

Great, next you will be asking for one of these for your application business...

J.

Where is my lawyer?

J.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jfox:
If I come home and find you doing this I will divorce you and take the H2.

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seth spread eagled. ****! I just threw up my lunch!

Now Dennis, people who live in glass houses...Have you already forgotten about your little incident?

J.

There's something wrong when one mans claim to another man's penis size is taken seriously.

Had it been a woman's finding, well, we'll never know.

Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip.

J.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jfox:
Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip.

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya, like the impression Adam tried to leave on my hip when he hugged me.

What the....???? Morons. Subaru owners are sick bastards

Gentlemen and Ladies
OK I have read the Fag thread at Subaru and all the threads here. I'm 48 and never dusted my nuts so this is sort of a disturbing concept. BUT, as a club if We are going to decide that this is something that is going to be done then it has too be everyone or no one. Now that I have covered that, We will have to send someone undercover to the Subaru club meetings so He can learn how this all works and actual profesional experienced nut dusters application tech. or if it is left to personal taste. This spy will have to get the low down on all qualified nut dusting products and He must rank them according to what is recommened by the subura nut duster manual. Now this will be a dangerous assignment and I have been a member only a few months and old enough that I probably would lose it the first meeting and either laugh myself into a hernia or just pick up chairs and start knockng the crap out of people, so there for I respecfully request that I not be asked to be this undercover person. Now You veterans of this forum need to step up and take charge to organise this operation and I will bet there are some ex or current Special Forces that would be the person for the job or be able train a few in case we lose one member during the operation we have his backup trained. The Special Forces are lethal if need be but are skilled at stealth and highly trained mentally to keep themselves under control for the good of our National Club so that We can be on top of the last technology and not fall behind the bottom feeders. Thank You for Your time Gentlemen and Ladies for alowing me to put forth this idea of potential plan of action to keep us up to date on the latest nut dusting technology.
I humbily submit for the forums consideration.

TAZ (Rick)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Gentlemen and Ladies
OK I have read the Fag thread at Subaru and all the threads here. I'm 48 and never dusted my nuts so this is sort of a disturbing concept. BUT, as a club if We are going to decide that this is something that is going to be done then it has too be everyone or no one. Now that I have covered that, We will have to send someone undercover to the Subaru club meetings so He can learn how this all works and actual profesional experienced nut dusters application tech. or if it is left to personal taste. This spy will have to get the low down on all qualified nut dusting products and He must rank them according to what is recommened by the subura nut duster manual. Now this will be a dangerous assignment and I have been a member only a few months and old enough that I probably would lose it the first meeting and either laugh myself into a hernia or just pick up chairs and start knockng the crap out of people, so there for I respecfully request that I not be asked to be this undercover person. Now You veterans of this forum need to step up and take charge to organise this operation and I will bet there are some ex or current Special Forces that would be the person for the job or be able train a few in case we lose one member during the operation we have his backup trained. The Special Forces are lethal if need be but are skilled at stealth and highly trained mentally to keep themselves under control for the good of our National Club so that We can be on top of the last technology and not fall behind the bottom feeders. Thank You for Your time Gentlemen and Ladies for alowing me to put forth this idea of potential plan of action to keep us up to date on the latest nut dusting technology.
I humbily submit for the forums consideration.

TAZ (Rick) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMAO!

Yes! I agree with Taz. Who among you have the balls(For dusting)to take on such a mission?

Alright Taz & Dennis. Let's save the resources and cut right to the chase (or nuts, whatever). First, it's not the least bit Fag, just a nice refreshing personal hygiene touch. Second, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Third, I agree. We can't have the Subaru econo(nuts) ahead of us on "nut-dusting" technology. And forth, how about a little line in the sand for you moncho guys. Go get yourself some Gold Bond GREEN (even I won't challenge you to that Blue Nuclear nut melting toxic junk burner). Then take a nice refreshing warm shower. Don't dry them off, just apply in any fashion you choose a generous amount of the old Green. When you're able, report your findings back to the forum.

OK **** it. I don't care if you guys flame me. I'm tryin that **** tonight!

It's time my boys got out of the jungle.