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DennisAJC 12-19-2005 04:49 PM

Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman.

DennisAJC 12-19-2005 04:49 PM

Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman.

dochummer 12-19-2005 04:53 PM

Ok, what'd I miss?

DennisAJC 12-19-2005 04:57 PM

If you'd stayed in Moab long enough......

DRTYFN 12-19-2005 05:12 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoLo 12-19-2005 05:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know, but I am pretty scared that he is thanking Ken and CP for evidently providing what might be evidence...?

Share the story, Dennis -- even if you make up one to appease us!

PARAGON 12-19-2005 05:24 PM

pumice

DennisAJC 12-19-2005 05:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Did you have a soap sample shipped from the Virginia to Canada? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed and yes.

DennisAJC 12-19-2005 05:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
pumice </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Vanilla nuts. Sharp buggers

h2co-pilot 12-19-2005 05:51 PM

He didn't steal it. Ken got to know the staff pretty well, it was a going away present.

CO Hummer 12-19-2005 05:51 PM

I love being in the shower.

h2co-pilot 12-19-2005 05:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I love being in the shower. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's because you always have a boner.

Kellen 12-19-2005 05:52 PM

Yeah, A boner. LOL!!

timgco 12-19-2005 06:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
pumice </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Vanilla nuts. Sharp buggers </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vanilla nuts.... BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA H

Adam in CO 12-19-2005 06:45 PM

Ken probably paid for his weight in that crappy soap with his extended stay.

dochummer 12-19-2005 08:16 PM

or did Dennis wash it with a pumice stone? I wish I were in moab longer....

KenP 12-19-2005 08:25 PM

The women in housekeeping felt bad for me. I guess they thought I needed the extra soap since I was alone for so long.

Dennis, we have enough soap to keep you in heaven until April!

H2Finally 12-19-2005 08:53 PM

Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience???

MUH_HUM 12-19-2005 09:05 PM

Denny had a privates rash and his wifey thought it was crotch crickets, (which he's had before) but was his super sensitive Asian skin to banilla bean by-broducts.


DennisAJC 12-19-2005 11:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?

He did it for the "Experience".

KenP 12-19-2005 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd.

DennisAJC 12-20-2005 12:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips.

KenP 12-20-2005 12:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh man, you just crossed DRTY's ass with Alec's mouth.... I wonder if they tried a double goatsie.

KenP 12-20-2005 12:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Sick bastids </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Not us. You asked about his crack.

DennisAJC 12-20-2005 12:36 AM



I love this group.

h2co-pilot 12-20-2005 01:10 AM

Did you really see Dennis' ween?

CO Hummer 12-20-2005 01:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Did you really see Dennis' ween? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just a short glimpse.

DennisAJC 12-20-2005 02:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:


I love this group. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shut it. It took over a year to get that accidental penis vision out of my mind </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Weird! Considering it only took 1 week to get the taste out of your mouth.

Hey, you're the one who keeps bringing it up.

DennisAJC 12-20-2005 02:11 AM

We should stop now.

Come next Moab, there might be some weirdness between the two of us.

H2Finally 12-20-2005 02:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
We should stop now.

Come next Moab, there might be some weirdness between the two of us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Nah, you two could just get a room together, no weirdness then. All three of yous (with Bab) can then take the rear?

Klaus 12-20-2005 02:28 AM

"Don't drink the punch!"

DRTYFN 12-20-2005 04:35 AM

Holy ghey parade!!! Are you all rummy from Xmas shopping? You are all bringing the ghey.

KenP 12-20-2005 01:53 PM

I'm not camping with them.

You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer.

Adam in CO 12-20-2005 04:32 PM

"Bringing the ghey"

Funny.

MUH_HUM 12-20-2005 04:36 PM

I was thinking of asking if I could join on the next trip to Moab. Given this thread now I'm not so sure.

KenP 12-20-2005 04:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
I was thinking of asking if I could join on the next trip to Moab. Given this thread now I'm not so sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We'll be there during the Jeep Fest.

DennisAJC 12-20-2005 07:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I didn’t want to see it, it was an accident. Dennis should keep his hotel room door locked when he is in the shower.
That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh huh

That doesn't explain why you stared at it drooling and offered to buy me a drink at 10am.

LoLo 12-20-2005 08:35 PM

Alec... only professional therapy will help you now!

KenP 12-20-2005 09:37 PM

That's enough of the penis jokes. The guy with the rainbow on the H3 side will start stalking Dennis.

TootsSUT 12-22-2005 10:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Could be wrong but, from what I understand, the soap at the hotel rubbed ya raw! Get it?


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