not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

YUCK!!! That seat is going to stink and be permanently stained.

That's Hot

It's Pewter.

I think the dog is craving for strips of liver.

i wouldnt turn it down

I would show her the large cargo area in the back with the seats folded down.

The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time.

that's gonna leave a mark!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No way, CheeseDickEater(Change your name again, bitch), I'm not folding it in half for any chick. Maybe if you grow another inch she'd look your way.

Once again, our automotive forum boldly goes where no automotive forum has gone before. I cannot say, however, "where no man has gone before," because a lot of guys -- and likely girls too -- have been there.

Oh well, I like her Dad's hotels.

George SSSS

I like the Paris Hilton full frontal.
LINK

Pewter or not, that H2 sure just dropped in value

LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER!



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Dennis:

LOL. Definitely the quote of the day.

What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry Dennis but I think that she and Nicole are two of the skankiest women on the planet. I wouldn't mind getting a Hummer from her though. She is rich you know, she can afford to get me an H2 right?

Dennis...I wouldnt **** her with your dick.

No ti!$, no a$$, sex like a dead fish (according to what I heard about the video), not very bright, and she likes dogs in her crouch.

Nasty thing.

Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal.

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men.



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You guys are funny. Anyway, She is engaged now to Paris Latsis and behaving quite civil lately.

But the picture does point out something very near and dear to my heart:

See the make-up mirror!!!!It's so small and far away!

This is the only thing that really pisses me off about the H2!!!! WTH! I don't wear a lot of make-up, but when I do, I want to check it prior to my destination. Since our H2 only makes it out to wheel or special occasions etc., it is very important! Why is it so small?!!

didnt even know a mirror was there.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal.

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thanks for that Dennis. Now if you will excuse me I need to go slit my wrists.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
You guys are funny. Anyway, She is engaged now to Paris Latsis and behaving quite civil lately.

But the picture does point out something very near and dear to my heart:

See the make-up mirror!!!!It's so small and far away!

This is the only thing that really pisses me off about the H2!!!! WTH! I don't wear a lot of make-up, but when I do, I want to check it prior to my destination. Since our H2 only makes it out to wheel or special occasions etc., it is very important! Why is it so small?!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

How many of you pervs tried tilting your monitor to get a better view through the mirror?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
How many of you pervs tried tilting your monitor to get a better view through the mirror? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

I know a few people who would probably try that.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well! But, here's the literal description

And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail

(sorry guys, no graphics! )

Lolo:

Thanks for the info. I'm amazed sometimes by the things I don't know.

Best regards,

George SSSS

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LoLo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well! But, here's the literal description

And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail

(sorry guys, no graphics! ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This was the best part.

A variation of 'the Tony Danza' is when the male nears climax he yells "Who's the boss?" This supposedly distracts the female, allowing the male to penetrate the female's anus by surprise. At this point the male answers his own question, yelling "Tony Danza!" and proceeds to punch the female in the back of the head or neck for the reasons given above.

Most excellent!

That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent"

How about:

Wheelchair Barbie

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a joke. And that's not very nice of you.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a joke. And that's not very nice of you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess I over reacted there. Knocking the wind out of someone seems strangley enough funny. But punching a woman in the neck or back of head kind of gave me chills especially when he said most excellent. But ya you are correct, it's just a joke and I'm sorry for the bullet in the head reaction.

I don't want to mess with you since I won't stand a chance. I'll go back to enjoying your posts which I find extremely funny. Thanks Dirtyfn..

Don't apologize. I'll provide you with the cartridge. Joke or not, not much funny about punching a woman.

Besides, notice that you qualified your comment with "If that's what you enjoy." So I don't think there was a need for you to apologize for anything.

Well, if she clenches up, yeah...

I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans.

I wouldn't worry about becoming a victim like past saps unless you plan on bringing it on yourself

In case you didn't see it, we had one of those trolls return the other night with a new handle. Didn't work though, pretty much everyone knew it was him

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you nervous? Because you're misspelling like a son of a bitch. You're a newbie, not a troll. There's a BIG difference. No need to brown-nose to gain acceptance. Just enjoy the site and contribute when/if you can.
Now go change your Depends and wipe off your nose.

I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that those terms exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH!