I am getting into this! I am really starting to have fun with it!


Tonight my wife, daughter and I drove to cut our own Christmas tree, and tossed it into the back - we then decided to stop at the store and grab some food. Well, we ran into a friend in the parking lot (waiting for his wife who was in the store) and we were talking with him for a bit - we say our goodbyes and head toward the store - well there were this group of well dressed (not from around here) people *two couples* who were just getting some things at the store, and one of them points at the H2 - the other guys YELLS "ugh, I would not even drive one of those if some one gave it to me". (yeah - he had no idea it was mine I am sure) They were all cracking up, and verbally crapping on the truck as my wife and I were passing...suddenly adam sandler style pops into my mind, and I use the voice from bill madison (pooping your pants is the coolest) and I say "WOW, I would never drive one of those trucks either - what a PIECE of $HIT!" Then I lock the doors, and it beeps and we keep walking - it was funny to see the looks on their faces! LOL

I am getting into this! I am really starting to have fun with it!


Tonight my wife, daughter and I drove to cut our own Christmas tree, and tossed it into the back - we then decided to stop at the store and grab some food. Well, we ran into a friend in the parking lot (waiting for his wife who was in the store) and we were talking with him for a bit - we say our goodbyes and head toward the store - well there were this group of well dressed (not from around here) people *two couples* who were just getting some things at the store, and one of them points at the H2 - the other guys YELLS "ugh, I would not even drive one of those if some one gave it to me". (yeah - he had no idea it was mine I am sure) They were all cracking up, and verbally crapping on the truck as my wife and I were passing...suddenly adam sandler style pops into my mind, and I use the voice from bill madison (pooping your pants is the coolest) and I say "WOW, I would never drive one of those trucks either - what a PIECE of $HIT!" Then I lock the doors, and it beeps and we keep walking - it was funny to see the looks on their faces! LOL

WHAT LOSERS!!!

It was funny - yet, there was this guy who was also down there, and he was wearing some pretty rough looking cloths...I mean it looked like he was just getting by, and he said " I bet you had fun with that yesterday!!!" (it snowed about 8" yesterday) and I said " Yeah man, I totally did!" and he cracked up as if he was saying "hell ya, I bet!!"

I mean it is funny how people have a choice in life - how to act, treat others, show themselves off as a person....so many make bad choices.

lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think

I love it VT. Carried out with humor, sarcasm and quickness. Flawless I say, flawless.

VT way to go...those were probably the tools wearing lacoste shirts with popped collars, sipping long island iced teas and driving a b,w 3 series back in the 80's

AKA YUPPIES!!!!

homos

Very funny.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> I mean it is funny how people have a choice in life - how to act, treat others, show themselves off as a person....so many make bad choices. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I agree. And that exact comment is exactly what stops me from trying to form personal opinions on how someone looks or is dressed.

I'm guilty of it too. I see someone dressed a certain way and sometimes automatically stereo-type them and find out I'm the idiot.

Way to have a cool comeback....

Mark

Nicely done VT. These loudmouths are loud only behind someone's back. They have no ideas, only prejudices.

Best regards,

George SSSS

Yes, nicely done VT.

If you want a more priceless reaction, the point where the Twinkie rack is just about to crash on their heads is a must try.

Well Done VT - I had a similar encounter here in MD...It's great to see the looks!!!

I printed out a picture of the guy in FL who chased after the guys that just robbed his store and parked his Hummer ON their little car when he caught them. I think I will carry that pic around with me and show it with a smile to any who might get goofy--just to see their snotty little faces turn from ghey glee to "oops, I just sh*t myself" will be priceless!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kodiakz:
I printed out a picture of the guy in FL who chased after the guys that just robbed his store and parked his Hummer ON their little car when he caught them. I think I will carry that pic around with me and show it with a smile to any who might get goofy--just to see their snotty little faces turn from ghey glee to "oops, I just sh*t myself" will be priceless!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes I'm sure that would work.

I carry various fight photos with me to show young punks what would happen to them if they mess with me.

I actually had my first flip-off this past friday. A twerp in a Scion xB was pumping his finger up and down as he went by in the other direction. As soon as I saw it I bust out laughing. I've been waiting 18 months for that!

Gotta love it!

Kokiakz:

Can you post the photo of the H2 parked on the car? I've never seen it.

Thanks,

George SSSS

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marcmedic:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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As a Wise Man once said
"Ever heard of these? ;:,.!?"

didnt know u were so ANAL about the messages thanks for the proofread

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
didnt know u were so ANAL about the messages thanks for the proofread </div></BLOCKQUOTE>sucks to be you

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Yes I'm sure that would work.

I carry various fight photos with me to show young punks what would happen to them if they mess with me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
YOu are an old wrinkled puss so I really wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Better just stick to the headlines oldtimer

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Can you post the photo of the H2 parked on the car? I've never seen it </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I will search for it. Actually, it was posted here by another member a month or so ago as a link to the news story. Pretty funny (except to old Cronkite)!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> didnt know u were so ANAL about the messages thanks for the proofread </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ENGLISH mother****er...do you speak it?!?

yes, but apparently u dont know how to read it- CHUMP

You caught me cuz i'm not sure why cuz needs to be put into a sentence so many times cuz it makes it hard to read cuz most normal people think that cuz is pretty ghey cuz it's how kids talk and type cuz their too lazy to spell out whole words cuz they've been poorly educated in school cuz they're too busy jacking around instead of learning spelling and grammar cuz their parents bought them an H2 cuz...screw it...you should get the point by now.