Yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

Yo mamma is so fat... her blood type is Ragu!

That was not even funny. But you tried really hard, maybe that was the problem.

Yo momma is so fat, you have to iron her pants in the driveway!

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo Mama is so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Sorry, thats the only one I know.

Yo mama is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma is so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she fell through a wall and all the kids yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"

Yo momma is so fat she rolled over and the tide came in.

Yo momma's breath is so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac!

Yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commericals.

How about Just "YO Momma"

LMFAO!



Oooooohhhh....

Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

LMAO!!

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!

Now THAT is funny.

Your mama's so fat I have to roll her in flower just to see were to put it



Your mama's so fat I had to take this picture with the hubble telescope


On closer inspection your mama's so fat she might be your daddy.

your mama's so fat her belly button can hold a bottle of champagne.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Your momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo momma is so gross, that her pap smear q-tip came out looking like a sugar daddy candy bar.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Touche!

Yo mamas so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Yo momma is soooo greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid!

Touche! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Butt