Picked up my new h2 on christmas eve for my wife and look what happened last night

Picked up my new h2 on christmas eve for my wife and look what happened last night

Picked up my new h2 on christmas eve for my wife and look what happened last night

some more pics not very good but you get the idea

here is the 610 dollars of paint damage

one more for good measure sorry about picture quality but was kinda in a rush

check here

Why do they just have to f*ck with Hummers? Can't people figure out how to jump off of bridges and tall buildings?
There were some kids in front of me at the grocery one night that were buying eggs. I leaned into their group and told them that if my rig or anybody that I know or that knows someone that gets egged tonight I'd make sure to make their lives are short and painful.

*******s! Thank God I live in Vegas where nobody gives a damn what you drive.

You just need to find the Little SOB, and give them a Good Old Ass Kicking

I wonder if it is jealousy or just people pissed with mile per gallon figures. I remember reading all the ELF dicks, and the damage they had done to various Hummer dealers, and their autos. Um…the burning trucks probably added more pollution than the trucks would have ever added in their lifespan. I had a BMW that was keyed all around the entire car, found out it was some girl in my high school. It’s not like I didn’t work my ass off for things I bought…I have never had things “handed to me” and even if I did…what gives them the right. Maybe the new vanity plate should read *sniper*

Damn man,sorry to see that....I was worried a bit by the comments of people being negative towards the H2, but after one week of ownership and tons of people wanting to see/drive/talk about it,the only concern I still have is that for whatever reason,people want to race me. Texas is truck heaven though.

Man sorry to see that. You think we could start a national vigelante task force maybe divide nation into 6 regions investigate get proof then call in others if Police do not do the job.
Boy did I just burn My brain out with that tasking idea. LOL Just trying to bring You a little laugh at my expense. Wishing You could feel better over it.
I guess it really depends on where You live. In Arkansas it appears to be overall PRO H2. Get waves and Hi's all the time and this state is no offense not last in per capita income because of Mississippi. The 2 of us are always battling it out for last in everything.
PARAGON You know what I mean. I guess this just being a 4 wheel drive, hunting, and outdoors state We are at home here. I hope i'm right.
Sorry For You
Rick

You need to find out who did it and change the color of their car.

Sorry to hear about the egging of your vehicle.
I know it's frustrating, but if you have no idea who might have done it by now, you will probably never find out.
I have been vandalized several times, ie Eggs, Paintballs, lipstick on window, etc.
You cannot change the feelings of the inconsiderate, just hope for a day that you may be able to catch one of them in action, and let them pay for all the things that have been done to your vehicle multiplied by 10!

Sorry...

Ric-H2

THAT SUCKS! I had that done too. It got up on my Gobi rack and the windshield. A little on the paint, but not that obvious. I hope you reported it and asked if their were other eggings. Maybe you can find out who else and start there. My neighbor caught the little ****ers that did mine and they got busted!
Good luck.

when the police came out he pretty much told me that there was nothing they could do and asked me who i pissed off recently when I told him no one he acted as if I was some punk kid. He said I should put security cameras to monitor monitor my stuff. Very odd I have to pay taxes and still provide my own police but with no power to convict or punish. What is the world coming too?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MP5A3:
when the police came out he pretty much told me that there was nothing they could do and asked me who i pissed off recently when I told him no one he acted as if I was some punk kid. He said I should put security cameras to monitor monitor my stuff. Very odd I have to pay taxes and still provide my own police but with no power to convict or punish. What is the world coming too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What a dick!
It's too bad that many of our officers are ****ing idiots today! NOTICE I SAID MANY! Before all of you police loving people get offended I do support our officers and have a couple in the family. Many of them just don't give two ****s about stuff like this. With all of the other crap that goes on in this world, it's not even close to the really bad stuff. It does suck that this happened. time to build a garage to put your truck in, or hire an off-duty PO to watch it for you.

Aha! Now I know where the little ****s moved to that egged mine! Chicken ****s moved out after I caught on to who it was. Some folks do have a death wish.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MP5A3:
when the police came out he pretty much told me that there was nothing they could do and asked me who i pissed off recently when I told him no one he acted as if I was some punk kid. He said I should put security cameras to monitor monitor my stuff. Very odd I have to pay taxes and still provide my own police but with no power to convict or punish. What is the world coming too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
When I owned a Chevrolet Avalanche, it was egged on April 1, my birthday. I thought it would just wash off, but once the egg was gone, there were paint chips all over. Fortunately, it only cost $200 to repair that, but I was still furious. A lot of people tell me to ignore it because it is so minor, but they do not understand how much it can bother a person when they are immaculate with their vehicles. I'm sorry to hear what happened. Maybe you'll come across them in your travels.

Sorry to hear. I remember when some SOB keyed my H2. It was about 2 weeks after I had recieved it. But it has now been months and months, without another incedent. Knocking on wood.

I meant immaculate, but now that you mention it...

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I meant immaculate, but now that you mention it... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oopsie... my bad. You were right. Post deleted. Damn early morning Hornsbys.

MP5A3,
Where do you live, I live out on Long Island NY, out here there is quite a few trouble makers, one security camera over the driveway should do the trick, cant wait till mine come. When you have proof, its court time!!.
List of stuff them kids did to my truck
2wks ago: Threw soda at cars(including BMW)
1wk after i picked it up: threw some rotten egg sandwhich, which i threw back at them (older kids had a car)
1mnth ago: threw listerine bottle at truck, i managed to notice it was empty,huh.
October:Truck silly-stringed,not that bad huh, stringed in inatke and wheel wells, undercarriage, and up exhaust
(later that night it was egged, that was a fun night because i caught them.
Just Recently, beer bottles thrown at window of truck.

With all this stuff its never been in for body repair. Them kids are lucky

Sounds like you really pissed some kids off.

Yea they're parents are hippies and hate anthing that dosent get 70miles to the gallon

Ladies please do not misundertsand what I'm trying to find words to express.
I so far have been blessed with nothing but a finger waving teenager. But, I have been told by those that have been vandalised car or home or mugging that doctors have told them it is not quite but similar to a woman or I guess even a man beng violated against thier will and how they feel. There type of violation is of course in my mind way worse as the other stuff I mentioned can be fixed but what happens to a lady is unrepairable. I only speak of this as it happened in My family not as in immediately under my roof family but close realtive.
As a Christian I now the Bible says vigance is mine "Saith The Lord" but I know He says obey the law of he land also and if It ever happens to me and I kind find out who it is they will see all the vegance the law has to offer.
I feel bad for You and hope it never happens again but, if for no other reason put up a vcr camera to catch and have proof to prosecute. You will be amased how prosecutors not all by quite a few will not pay it much attention but that they do oil the wheel that sqeals the loudest and most often. This is info that comes from 2 cousin lawyers and 3 softball buddies lawyers and other time just friend lawyers who do not charge me if I need somethng. It is difficult but You can set up an 8 hour record time on recorder that will cover it at night and if nothing reset for all day record while You are away. It will not prevent but is evedence at least here in court should it catch the person on film.
Sorry to here Your bad news
Rick

Oh and I forgot that i got flipped off by a hippie in a KIA going to the beach. That was the best. A little cut-off and she was outta here. If anyone on the island needs a good security system I know a good company. But there is only one security system i want for christmas, my good ol' bat.

get a gun...'They're coming right for me!!'

i've gotten nasty looks and one pair of women ( both with VERY short hair <nudge nudge> today actually were in a small SUV ( RAV4 I think ) with a bumper sticker that said something like 'Tree hugging Dirt Worshipers'...the woman took one look at my rig and started shaking her head...so i sped up to get side by side w/ them again ( ok, so I antoganized a bit ) and then she looked at my car and started mouthing 'why why why' my girlfriend and i looked at eachother and just started laughing out loud at her...if i knew where the camera was, I would have taken it out and taken a picture of her ( that REALLY makes people uncomfortable ) they also lots of rainbow stickers on their windows...so much for the fantasy...made for a good laugh though...

at another stop during our trip a black guy yelled at me while I was filling my rig with Gas "HEY HUMMER" not thrilled w/ his presentation, I turned to look at him... "WHAT KIND OF GAS MILEAGE THAT THING GET"....told him about 12 miles a gallon and a near-bye woman in a Ford Explorer Sport quickly said "Really, WOW, I get about 14" that was the end of that conversation...i smiled and said "Yeah, reputation is worse than the reality" two more educated humans DO exist!

I try to show and tell as much as people are interested in....seems as though ignorance gives it a bad name...but once they get a close enounter they quickly change their minds...I've even throw the keys at a few people ( friends/family of course ) who were skepticle and jumped in the passenger seat..."tell me when you think" needless to say they wanted one afterwards...who wouldn't!!!! ugh...ignorance...

ive thought up a bunch of responses for what i figured people who say about my new baby, but haven't had to use any yet ( thank god )...but pray to Allah to the first M*@#%@#F@#%@#% who touches my rig, because I take no accountability for my actions

Can you say 'HUMMER TATTOO'

how funny would that be? a tshirt with someones ass sticking out of their jeans w/ the imprint of the hummer grill and 'H U M M E R' in back and blue on their ass....I might goto the print shop with that idea...anyone want one?

Here's a good shirt.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/axles.html

THAT SUCKS!
Buy a gun and shoot something or someone.(kidding about shooting someone not buying the gun) Why can't people leave things that do not belong to them alone? Hope the little ****ers get caught. Tie them up to a tree and egg the **** out of them. (ok I'm feeling better) this just pisses me off.