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shipbldr 09-09-2005 11:41 PM

Wow... my H2 is up at Hummersgonewild for the supercharger install.

It's never been away from home before.

When I got home from work I looked at the dual battery kit, the welding cable for the inverter, the lights for the gobi rack, and the new batteries. My first thought was to go out and pop them in... then I realized that my H2 wasn't there.

Geez, I always thought it was absurd when other people missed their car...

Boo Hoo. Heh...

Guess I'll have to sit here and edit H2 mud bogging video.

Did anyone get their DVD yet?

Damn, I actually miss my truck.

This is screwed up.

I'm going to complain to my dealer.

Charles

shipbldr 09-09-2005 11:41 PM

Wow... my H2 is up at Hummersgonewild for the supercharger install.

It's never been away from home before.

When I got home from work I looked at the dual battery kit, the welding cable for the inverter, the lights for the gobi rack, and the new batteries. My first thought was to go out and pop them in... then I realized that my H2 wasn't there.

Geez, I always thought it was absurd when other people missed their car...

Boo Hoo. Heh...

Guess I'll have to sit here and edit H2 mud bogging video.

Did anyone get their DVD yet?

Damn, I actually miss my truck.

This is screwed up.

I'm going to complain to my dealer.

Charles

DRTYFN 09-10-2005 12:18 AM

And what if some guy sits his hairy, sweaty, cheesy arse in YOUR seat? Oh, the horror!!!

shipbldr 09-10-2005 12:23 AM

God Damn! It gets worse!!!

Hong now informs me that the last of our condoms are in the driver's console of the H2 and that she is ovulating today.

Lesson: You never fully appreciate your H2 until it is GONE!!

(Think about my pain before you sell your H2)

Damn it! I am goiong in anyway. Mark your calendar and place bets for 9 months down the road.

Hong, come here sweetie....

DRTYFN 09-10-2005 12:25 AM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
God Damn! It gets worse!!!

Hong now informs me that the last of our condoms are in the driver's console of the H2 and that she is ovulating today.

Hong, come here sweetie.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

H2Finally 09-10-2005 01:00 AM

LOL!! Good luck sipbldr!

HGW 09-10-2005 02:46 AM

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DRTYFN:

Other than me and my best mechanic, these are the only asses that may end up in shipbldr's seats.

KenP 09-10-2005 03:12 AM

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Those are nice asses.

Charles, you should have taken all that stuff to John for installation.

DRTYFN 09-10-2005 03:20 AM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
DRTYFN:

Other than me and my best mechanic, these are the only asses that may end up in shipbldr's seats. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hopefully you practice good personal hygiene.

I need more pics of this chickie. You could earn major brownie points with a PM of her info.
YOU DO NOW!!!!!!!

HGW 09-10-2005 12:46 PM

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DRTYFN:

Go to Nopichic.com--she is there along with some others--I will send more personal pics I have of her when I get some time.

HGW 09-10-2005 12:47 PM

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I am more partial to this babe:

KenP 09-10-2005 02:10 PM

I hate getting caught watching NOPI. SOMEONE doesn't believe it's a car show.

GeorgeSSSS 09-10-2005 02:17 PM

You misspelled the web address. It is NOPICHIC.COM instead of nopichicK.com

With that one exception, I agree with everything that's been said -- -- and then some.

George SSSS

HGW 09-10-2005 02:21 PM

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It's a car show?????

How about HOT IMPORT NIGHTS--a show in AC tonight---great show!

And my show in Bridgeport will be a blast as well.

My HGW girl will attend---

HGW 09-10-2005 02:54 PM

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1---sorry for the red eye--I did not take the shot.
Britney will join three other HGW girls at Bridgerport, Sept 24. She is the leader of the group.

HGW 09-10-2005 02:55 PM

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HGW 09-10-2005 02:58 PM

Thanks George-- I corrected the web address.

devilsfan 09-10-2005 09:39 PM

Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes???

Stacy

shipbldr 09-10-2005 11:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes???

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Stacy,

Are you implying we should "check the rear view mirror" on this one?

I dunno... looks pretty natural to me...


KenP 09-11-2005 02:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes???

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Shoes?

HGW 09-11-2005 03:08 AM

She has horses and just came from the farm--really.

KenP 09-11-2005 03:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
She has horses and just came from the farm--really. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>John, only because I like you will I not carry that any farther.

HGW 09-11-2005 03:40 AM

No problem Ken---you know I do not tell lies on here----I am sure some will be inclined to make a smart comment.

Britney is a great lady--hence why I covered up her assets. If she was anything less than a lady, I would have showed the whole pic.

KenP 09-11-2005 03:42 AM

John, make sure you use bulletproof hardware on Charles's truck. That man is CRAZY.

h2co-pilot 09-11-2005 09:59 AM

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No problem Ken---you know I do not tell lies on here----I am sure some will be inclined to make a smart comment.

Britney is a great lady--hence why I covered up her assets. If she was anything less than a lady, I would have showed the whole pic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, I saw a pic of her nips before. Didn't you post her somewhere without the lil' boxes?

I seriously thought the NOPI show was a late night Jergens and Kleenex sponsor until Ken told me otherwise. I didn't see a car or truck for a whole five minutes.

I thought she was the cutest, some were pretty nasty.

DennisAJC 09-11-2005 10:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes???

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Shoes? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Never mind the shoes. Tell her to go see a doctor about then square booobbies. Bleech! She looks unclean.

Efrain 09-11-2005 09:24 PM

I've seen those shoes on nuns, but some women think they are fashionable!

HummerNewbie 09-12-2005 11:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Hey, I saw a pic of her nips before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And your not sharing...WTF

Patriot 09-12-2005 01:37 PM

Man, that chick needs to get her money back for that tit job....yuck!

HGW 09-13-2005 01:12 AM

I posted before and then deleted it-maybe that is when you saw it. I was ****ed off at all the bull**** on here so I posted it on one of those posted that suck--then I decided that I need to cover the pic because I care about my HGW Chicks and did not get here permission before the post.

HGW 09-13-2005 01:13 AM

Can't say the word **** on here now--must be a software improvement.

Dan 09-13-2005 10:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Can't say the word **** on here now--must be a software improvement. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's ****

HGW 09-13-2005 06:58 PM

**** Dan---it did not work for me!

Dan 09-14-2005 09:03 PM

You need to be a Guru

h2co-pilot 09-15-2005 12:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
**** Dan---it did not work for me! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll tell you how to do that <span class="ev_code_BLACK">sh</span>it in exchange for a 6" "Bulletproof" lift.

Dan 09-15-2005 10:20 AM

I'll tell you how to post any ****ing **** you want, AND put a HGW sticker on my truck for a complimentary supercharger.

h2co-pilot 09-15-2005 10:53 AM

Whatever, don't listen to Dan, he is a crazy son of a bi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">tch</span>.

NJ H2 09-15-2005 12:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Whatever, don't listen to Dan, he is a crazy son of a bi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">tch</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks CP, now that song will be stuck in my head for another 6 months!

GeorgeSSSS 09-15-2005 01:00 PM

HummersGoneWild:

Your website is outstanding and, for the record, Brittany is a star. Any guy who criticizes her or any of the other little ladies has a bad case of sour grapes.

George SSSS


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