You have approximately 22 minutes to evacuate the areas numbered on this map. The Peephran government has declared war and must be destroyed. Your government has made threats of using nuclear weapons against my fine peeps and I cannot take that threat lightly.

We will be nuking the areas listed on the map, either you stay and become little sizzly dust bunnies or you flee now and hope for a better life once your cruel regime falls.

Good luck to you.

Bah.

You think I am happy about having to go nuclear with this war? A lot of innocent lives will be lost but I have no other choice.

You are wanting to evacuate over 4100 people in 22minutes! It will never happen! You're insane!

We must have more time!

I'm insane?! WTF are you doing on vacation in Peephran when you knew about the impending war that was spoken about a few days ago.

The clock is ticking.

I have decided to give the fair people of Peephran 8 more minutes to flee the impending doom. Move yo asses!

I came here to prepare people, to lend support. But seeing as you are are cold and heartless we will need to evacuate. But more time is needed! 8 more mintues is not enough. I request at least 15more mins!

I beg of you...don't do this! Negotations can be made!

<marquee><font size=30>U P A! ! ! ! U P A ! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! U P A! ! ! ! </font></marquee>

And so it has begun. Casualties will be high.

Let this be a lesson to the government of Peephran, give up now or this destruction will only continue. I have used only small scale nuclear weapons for this attack, the large ones come next.

Dude, they were nothing but a bunch of liars and cheats. They deserve it. I hope they get burned more.

Thank god I don't vacation in Peephran

I hope that HI was able to get safely out of the area, but yeah, nuke em!

True, there are/were many liars, cheats and AE's that resided in Peephran. Hopefully any casualties suffered will be of those and not of the innocent who had nothing to do with this impending war.

Any damage suffered will be apparent soon.

Evacutations continue.

The overthrow of the Peephran regime is now in full swing. My armies of peeps specially outfitted with anti-raditaion suits have begun to invade the capital city and will soon have full control.

I highly advise the Peephran government to tell its troops to lay down their arms and surrender now.

Your only invading from the North?

You obviously don't know the first thing about military warfare do you newb?

I struck from the north first to throw his troops off and force them to reposition themselves which leaves me with a clear run at his capital. My blue peeps are special forces and can easily handle any stragglers left to defend the south.

Nope, leave that to those with all the peeps

Do peeps even need anti-radiation suits. Are they not alot like twinkies and can live forever?

The Peephran capital has been surrounded.

My suggestion to the regime is to give up now. This battle is over for you, now is your chance to have a peaceful ending.

I will give you 8 hours to surrender your capital. If you do not give up by 9pm est I will attack the capital and I can assure you my military will take no prisoners.

Without the suits they have a tendency to get very squishy from the exposure and have trouble holding firearms properly. You can imagine the mess that leaves.

Hey DDWH you freakin pad machine... Gotta keep this thread up top man, don't you see we are in the middle of a damn war.

You want more people to die because you have padsyndrome?

So, are the peeps using H2's or H1's?

Even better, H3s.

I am betting H3s

Definately H3's!

So much that I could say but I must bite my tounge.

The peeps are travelling in Hummers, we can leave it at that.

Alec....

Just a reminder that you have 5 hours and 27 minutes left to meet my demands.

Couldn't expect anything more of them.

Bet they try to use the time zone excuse when they don't surrender in time even though you said EST

I have a good feeling Alec will not surrender. He doesn't even understand the position he is in. That's the problem with terrorists, they are stupid. At least CO is legit.

F*ck you guy's have way to much time on your hands. This is funny ****.

LOL

How could you say that? Millions of Peeps are dying a horrible death, is that your definition of funny ****? Sad.

It is a sad day. Maybe the laughter he finds in this ordeal will help lighten the heavy hearts of those that have lost soo much.

During our escape from the city of Peephran, several of the T&A affiliates were captured and taken hostage. I believe it was the purple chick peeps that invaded from the west, however, I can’t be sure b/c they were dressed in heavy milita gear. We were sure that our days as hot, hummer driving women were over.

However, the purple peeps took us to their headquarters. There we met with the leader of their army. There we were shown the unseen devastation that the leaders of Peephran have somehow hidden from us. It is clear now who the real enemy of Peephran is…..the leaders themselves.

So, we now the T&A's dedicate our support to those that destroy the government of Peephran, in hopes that innocent peeps of all colors who have survived, will one day live again...in peace.


(yeah...pretty lame...just shut up and go with it)

The United Peeps of Peepates will not have any more peep blood spilled!

We have deceided to put our elite 3 peep squad into battle on their secret weapons.






They Ride!

Are you declaring war against me as well?

I would not advise it, I have many many peeps who are itching for some time on the front lines.

That's exactly what I'm doing! Someone has to step in and prevent the entire world from a nuclear holocaust. Who let you in the nuclear club, btw?

Bring your peeps who are "itching to DIE" on, my secret weapons have been known to consume over 500,000 peeps, on a light day.

You will have your wish granted soon enough. I just have to finish tending to Alec, then you die.

Ok great, just let me know when a good time for you to have the war is. I'll need time to check my schedule as well. Thanks

LMAO! DEI...you just wanted to show off that sweet new briefcase! LOL!