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h2co-pilot 01-24-2006 10:05 PM

...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.

The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not. ) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.

Discuss.

h2co-pilot 01-24-2006 10:05 PM

...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.

The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not. ) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.

Discuss.

HIHUMMER 01-24-2006 10:12 PM

I had one of those experience not too long ago as well...me and about 50 other people at the same time.
We were at a Health Fair for one of our insured groups and we were talking about the importance of mammography's. It was open discussion. So one of our sales people stands up and begins discussing her recent mammography. Imagine the look on everyones face who has worked with her for at least a year...we all thought she was a guy named "Terri".

DDWH 01-24-2006 10:20 PM

Too Fawkin hilarious!!! The both of uses....now I am scared to go to the grocery store....what if "its" there

h2co-pilot 01-24-2006 10:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
now I am scared to go to the grocery store....what if "its" there </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, it will be.

I'm going to secretly snap a pic when I get my phone back and post it on up.

HIHUMMER 01-24-2006 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">snap a pic </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

oohooh...I can do to. There a pics from the christmas party.

DDWH 01-25-2006 12:43 AM

Okie dokie....you both have a project now!

h2co-pilot 01-25-2006 11:26 AM

It's on like Donkey Kong.

HIHUMMER 01-25-2006 12:07 PM

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here's one of the he-bitch.

ShaggyZR2 01-25-2006 01:52 PM

There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest.

Ipedog 01-25-2006 01:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like a guy to me...

DDWH 01-25-2006 02:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shes a man baybay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DDWH 01-25-2006 02:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah we all know your partial to nuttin rugged women....RENO, Shalala, etc.... Question is, do you catch or pitch?

AlamoJim 01-25-2006 02:43 PM

lordy...looks the part of a man - eeewwwwww....
wouldn't ya freak if you passed him/her in the
ladies loo?!

KenP 01-25-2006 04:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's one ugly dude.

Sewie 01-25-2006 04:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think "it" still stands up to pee.

DRTYFN 01-25-2006 04:42 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

devilsfan 01-25-2006 05:40 PM

Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!

We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something.

Stacy

HummerNewbie 01-25-2006 06:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!

We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something.

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Uh Officer?" works best in those situations

h2co-pilot 01-26-2006 01:15 AM

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LMAO!!!!1 Stacy,

That had to be the worst. I felt uncomfortable in the checkout line. If "Kellen" had any authority over me it would have been really weeeeeeird!

HI- That had a mammogram? I would have bit my tongue off trying to hold it in.


This just in -

HIHUMMER 01-26-2006 12:01 PM

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Things that make you go hmmmmmm?

h2co-pilot 01-28-2006 03:50 PM

I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect.

RIC-H0 01-28-2006 03:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> NO Coffee for you, and keep the windows UP!!!

Ric-H0

DDWH 01-28-2006 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cool deal Secret Agent CP!!!

h2co-pilot 01-28-2006 09:34 PM

Meh, went to the posh market. Guests coming over tomorrow- had to get the good cheese etc. Tomorrow "Kellen" is mine.

Dug 01-29-2006 12:36 AM

I specifically came back on tonight to see "it". Hope u dont get caught taking a pic.

h2co-pilot 01-29-2006 02:18 AM

Sorry Dug- don't worry I'm on it.

No chance it will catch me. I will be one of the other millions on cell phones in the store.

RIC-H0 01-29-2006 02:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sorry Dug- don't worry I'm on it.

No chance it will catch me. I will be one of the other millions on cell phones in the store. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hope this phone makes it home!

ROX 01-29-2006 06:53 PM

Well? Joo get back to the store yet?

Dug 01-29-2006 07:48 PM

Pic of it??

KenP 01-29-2006 11:35 PM

She went to the damn fancy, re: expensive, store again.

h2co-pilot 01-30-2006 09:28 AM

Sorry.... Damn you guys are so Pat hungry.

Don't worry, I'll get it.

"It" is my mission, my great white, my Moby, my Lochness....

h2co-pilot 02-06-2006 11:47 AM

I got 'it'!!!!

Ken saw it tew. I took a pic but I was not it it's line. But we can enhance and analyze. Does anyone know how to get phone pics to computer?

h2co-pilot 02-06-2006 12:15 PM

Easy for yew tew say Skolnick.

Dan 02-06-2006 03:13 PM

Send it to me as a PIX message and I'll grab it off my phone & post it.

h2co-pilot 02-06-2006 06:58 PM

Thanks Dan.

Dug 02-06-2006 10:22 PM

did your phone come with a isb port cable.??

Sewie 02-06-2006 10:25 PM

come on, come on, post it already!!!

MUH_HUM 02-07-2006 03:02 AM

no kidding. kellen, kellen!!!


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