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PARAGON

12-17-2004 06:55 PM

Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
??

Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?

Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.

PARAGON

12-17-2004 06:55 PM

PARAGON

12-17-2004 06:55 PM

Klaus

12-17-2004 07:14 PM

Drty gets my vote for the funniest post:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JeepChick:
hahaha..I have not decided yet...I would love to see some H2s and Hummers wheel in person though

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now do you guys understand why I pick at this blob incessantly? Without exception, everything that comes out of her fat pie-hole is idiotic. "I would love to see some H2s and Hummers wheel in person though"

!!! If her head wasn't so packed full of lard she might have a relevant thought that's not related to food!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
JeepChick,

Are you planning on going to Moab??? You can be witness to the awsome force called Hummer

.

It'd be fun too!

" S & B Member Since 2003 "
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Great... then we can witness her awesome hunger. You know if she does show up we'll have to hang our food up in the trees. I bet she'd give a camp-raiding bear a run for it's money. I wonder if we can teach her to do tricks like shut up if we use beef jerky?

S&B Member since '03 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

H2Finally

12-17-2004 08:18 PM

My vote is a tie between:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Forgive him father for he knows not what he is saying...

Let us pray:

Newbius doesten notus knowestiem thates dirtiums footatum wilom geten stucted in thay rectumesta. amen <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and..
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
You poor little delicate flower. Didums get your widdo feewings hurt? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Texas Red

12-18-2004 01:17 AM

I'll let you know my pick as soon as I finish reading through them all again.

DRTYFN

12-20-2004 03:39 AM

Wow... there have been so many of them.

We've really had some funny posts on this site. Some of the pictures have been really good too. From Eric Estrada to the Leafs' fan to all of the photo-shopping stuff. Where do you begin and then how do you set the criteria for being the funniest.
Troll hunting(or should I call it poaching) has been really funny. Funny in a car wreck between two cars filled with circus freaks and Maury Povich "Who my baby daddy" show participants kind of way.

A couple of my personal favorite member spin outs have been Mac and frgmstr/Bored.
Mac was a classic. But then along came the frgmstr/Bored meltdown that was absolutely stellar. I'm still shaking my head at that one. There was no rhyme or reason for such a flailing bitch fit. But it was funny.

kacyk

12-20-2004 04:31 AM

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It'll take me weeks to sift through all the posts that I found funny. I will say, however, that DRTY brings a new degree of twisted levity to just about any thread he starts or responds to. Even his avatars are funny and twisted.

Perhpas DRTY would like to challenge me on a rock climb with my new rock crawler! Okay, pebbles.

DRTYFN

12-20-2004 04:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by kacyk:
Even his avatars are funny and twisted.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dan made the current one for me. She is fun to watch, isn't she?

kacyk

12-20-2004 05:06 AM

Dan's avatars are adult erector sets. Where does he get that stuff?

devilsfan

12-20-2004 11:41 AM

My vote is for a pic...whoever modified the JeepChick pic of her in the hot tub with a hoagie between her boobs....priceless.

Stacy

Texas Red

12-20-2004 12:06 PM

Mac's "member spin-out" was indeed a memorable event in Forum history. As I recall, it was more or less orchestrated by Drtyfn which has endeared him to me forever.

partsguy

12-20-2004 04:34 PM

Frgmaster and the clearence lamps,That is
history

Like bill buckners dribble through.
History, got to love it!

jfox	12-20-2004 06:06 PM

Some of my favorites...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Just wanted to fit in somewhere. Never have before... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Fine I will be myself... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
...You people can think what you want, I don't care anymore.. Mac you are an idiot, you have no value. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

J.

jfox	12-20-2004 06:20 PM

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This is my favorite posted by Alec

J.

KenP	12-20-2004 06:28 PM

After this, I believe the first by HUMMERMAN, you knew things would go down hill:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>posted 11-03-02 07:18 PM Lots of new aftermarket goodies for H2 showing up online and on EBAY.
Item #1395436050 is a Hummer H2 Rear window spoiler available in black or painted to match your H2. at $350 it seems kinda pricey. Prices on this type of item should come down in the future.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So, I vote for anything posted by this guy.

KenP	12-20-2004 06:43 PM

Hey, this is pretty funny by A MCBAIN: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> posted 12-16-04 09:28 PM
I am a misunderstood gay athiestis introvert who watches B movies all of the time and pretend I have Jedi powers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I sure as heck wouldn't have admitted that in public.

DennisAJC

12-20-2004 08:39 PM

Funniest goes to ALEC about the singing Burger King fella.

Consistent funnies go to DRTY's twisted witt.

DRTYFN

12-21-2004 02:12 PM

Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.

I love that thing.

JamesT

12-21-2004 02:24 PM

WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!

unaslob

12-21-2004 11:11 PM

the funniest is the burger king thing.... I got alot of milage out of that link!!!

the funniest run, was proabably the 'initation' of jeepchick.... that was unrelentless!!!

best troll hunt was zerotolerance getting nailed.

unaslob

KenP	12-22-2004 01:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Posted by unaslob:
best troll hunt was zerotolerance getting nailed. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Which time?

Albie

12-31-2004 10:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by jfox:
This is my favorite posted by Alec

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

J that was flippen funny........

DRTYFN

12-31-2004 02:59 PM

Albie, that's a great one, but I think this one is going to be a cult classic and great inside joke.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jason:
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Regards,
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