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Captain of the Titanic 08-25-2006 12:11 AM

The Titanic is No Longer
 
Alas my friends, The Titanic is no longer. State Farm just called and totalled it (See "The sinking of the Titanic"). I was lucky enough to come out in decent financial shape since it was so new (6 weeks old). It was hard to pick up my stuff that was still in it knowing it was going to be salvaged.

My advice:

1. Do as I say, not as I do.

2. Stay away from water. If it's deeper than 20", don't put your beloved
Hummer through it.

3. Make sure you have good insurance.

4. Buy good off road tires (I suggest Pro Comp Xterrains). The stock tires
did not fare well in the mud next to the aforementioned pond of death.

Alas, I will be dealing with the blingers in the future. I ended up buying a used 2006 H2 for a good deal and went to the dark side. I must admit, I think the H3 group is much more off-road minded that the H2 set. I think if I read the word "bling" in a posting one more time, I'm gonna puke.

I will still pop in from time to time to get a breath of fresh (read: bling-free) air!

-The Captain.

fourfourto 08-25-2006 12:25 AM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Now you can buy a 2007 :D

Steve - SanJose 08-25-2006 12:41 AM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Or a submarine:) ...

S.

deserth3 08-25-2006 01:07 AM

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Or one of these.:D Sorry to hear about the H3. Enjoy the H2.

Agriv8r 08-25-2006 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by deserth3
Or one of these.:D Sorry to hear about the H3. Enjoy the H2.


hahahaha

Captain of the Titanic 08-25-2006 08:24 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Very Nice! I loved the submarine comment.

I have taken so much sh*t over this you all cannot imagine.

Of course I deserve it all!

If I was rich, I would lift the d@mn thing 10", put 40-20s on it, weld the doors shut, and put a quick release on the sunroof for emergencies...

Of course, as a buddy said, Maybe just pontoons instead of nerf bars would be better!

-Cappy

BABHUMV 08-26-2006 02:38 AM

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Can I get the UC shields off of it?????:D

Hmmm2 08-26-2006 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BABHUMV
Can I get the UC shields off of it?????:D


ROFLOL! I hope you find one, BABHUMV. ;)

blindzebra 08-26-2006 06:12 AM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????

blindzebra 08-26-2006 06:13 AM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
:iagree: :OWNED:

NEOCON1 08-26-2006 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by blindzebra
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????



LMAO :OWNED: :p wait till he tries it with the 2 and it sinks all the way :p

Hmmm2 08-26-2006 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NEOCON1
LMAO :OWNED: :p wait till he tries it with the 2 and it sinks all the way :p

I still don't think he gets it.:giggling:

Agriv8r 08-26-2006 03:11 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
so we have the sequel to look forward too?

wpage 08-26-2006 03:41 PM

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Achilli Lauro?

fourfourto 08-26-2006 08:14 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by blindzebra
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????



:giggling: Ah Oh! :shhh: Waiting for pics :D

HummBebe 08-26-2006 08:17 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by blindzebra
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????


Correct!

CrisB 08-27-2006 12:58 AM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
:giggling: PICTURES! Please!!!!
Love a good swampin' story, but it has to be accompanied by pics.

Tex_h2 08-27-2006 07:29 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by blindzebra
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????



This is the second time I've read this comment. Are you trying to say something?

HummBebe 08-27-2006 08:00 PM

Re: The Titanic is No Longer
 
Don't be a hater Tex:rolleyes:

Sewie 08-28-2006 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tex_h2
This is the second time I've read this comment. Are you trying to say something?


Probably that the H3 has a better fording depth than the H2. You stump easy don't you? :rolleyes: ;)


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