Hummer Forums by Elcova

Hummer Forums by Elcova (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/index.php)
-   Other Off-Roading Vehicles (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   Here are some real trail ready rides.... (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9833)

johnnieknoxville 04-24-2003 11:43 PM






johnnieknoxville 04-24-2003 11:43 PM






Steve R 04-25-2003 12:01 AM

WOW!!!!

H2RT Tango 04-25-2003 01:41 AM


johnnieknoxville 04-25-2003 03:05 AM

Jeeps rock...I am glad to see the H2RT Representing...Can't wait to pull out yet another H2 with broken parts. As we all know the H2 "Pimp Mobile" is as trailreasy as a BMW or mercedes truck. I had a tahoe and let me tell you that thing does as bad offroad as a corvette would. Save your money and buy three Tj's and get them trail ready for the same price as one H2...CRAP

johnnieknoxville 04-25-2003 03:07 AM

I would like to see one H2 pulling out a Jeep to silence this thread....

SJ 04-25-2003 01:23 PM

Yeah, those all look off-the-showroom floor stock to me! Let me know when the Germans build a 6-passenger Jeep that will do what my H2 does before all the aftermarket add-ons.

Take your family and all their gear wheeling in those - they can sit on the roof!

Thanks for coming here and spreading some love! I like Jeeps, but if you're going to be an Internet tough guy, then I have to say that I'm sure the GERMANS and Gerhard Schroeder appreciate your purchase.

The H2 has been out for less than 1 year, so use the brain God gave you and think before you post next time. How many NEW Range Rovers and X5s do you see on the trails?

This is the kind of gratitude we get for buying American these days. Self-bashing idiocy at it's lowest!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Mike97ZJ 04-25-2003 02:41 PM

How come all those Jeeps are so shiny?

Mine doesn't look like that.

1997 Grand Cherokee TSi
It's got some lift, skids, and rock rails, among other things.

*member of the "No Hummer Krew"*

SJ 04-25-2003 03:02 PM

I owned a Jeep and I may own one again some day, but what kind of red-blooded American bashes an American rig? Some folks are just plain self-hating these days. You're right bro, I should have bought a BMW X5 or Lexus. Then you'd try to clown for buying a "yuppie mobile." You can't satisfy losers like you because you're set on sending out HATE rather than showing comeraderie.

What was I thinking buying American?

NEGATE 04-25-2003 04:44 PM

johnnie,

What part broke on the Hummer?

Dan 04-25-2003 05:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SJ:

Take your family and all their gear wheeling in those - they can sit on the roof!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that because they're so small? Or because that chick with the fat ass took up all the room?

- Dan

---------------------------------
SUT on order - 14 months to go!
---------------------------------

johnnieknoxville 04-25-2003 06:57 PM

The hummer had two broken axles...The jeeps all made the relatively small hill climb unscathed...Every H2 I have seen on the trails (not too many due to the overbearing price tag) has broken in some way or another. They are not made for anything more than a dirt road. Stock jeeps are twice as capable and a lot less "pimp-mobile-ish"

johnnieknoxville 04-25-2003 06:59 PM

Jeeps are american dumbass...there are no German parts on a jeep...plus why spend over $50,000 on a tahoe. Seems silly. Especially since you guys claim that you take them offroad...(Which I highly doubt)

bklynh2srock 04-25-2003 07:26 PM

Alright Dan, I know I am breaking my cardinal rule of not getting involved with these things (guilty as all hell), but THAT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY. ::

Since I'm breaking it, I might as well break it in a big way: I don't think our "friend" (I love the REAL Johnny Knoxville) has any idea that many of us here have owned jeeps in the past (3 between me & Peter) and have already made an informed decision about what we prefer. Hummah H2!

Over and out -- no more of this for me. You guys are doing a great job anyway, so I'll just shut up and enjoy this thread in all its hystericalness.

[This message was edited by bklynh2srock on 04-25-03 at 02:42 PM.]

johnnieknoxville 04-25-2003 08:28 PM

do you guys ever wheel your bling or just talk about it...I would love to see pics...

NEGATE 04-25-2003 08:58 PM

johnnie,

do you only read the threads you start? Look around, I know it's nothing as EXTREME as the Jeep on the curb(wow) or the one in the sand box (that shows some sick flex) but yes some H2's actually see the dirt. BTY do you guys find "tire blacking" helps sidewall traction? It couldn't be because you guys are just posers could it?

As far as the axles go that sounds strange to break two of them in one trip. Have you formed an opinion on what might of caused this?-Other than it being a piece of crap that is-

SJ 04-25-2003 09:07 PM

johnnieknoxville:

Oh friendly one - Jeep is German owned, so I think your "dumbass" reference is self-prescribed. Maybe you can educate us on Corporate Economics since you're so knowledgeable and quick to criticize my conveyance of facts.

Sprechen sie Deutsch? You'd better learn if you want parts 10 years from now!

SJ 04-25-2003 10:05 PM

Johnnie:

Here's the Daimler-Chrysler Company Profile - read and learn. Daimler owns Jeep (in the event that you haven't figured it out). That may be part of the reason that a Mercedes developed CRD is being dropped in the Liberty and also planned for the Grand Cherokee. German powered Jeeps are on the way!

At least they give you the option to still read their site in English.

http://www.daimlerchrysler.com/index_e.htm

NEGATE 04-25-2003 10:18 PM

Jonnie,

Did you guys get in trouble for putting those stickers on your parents Jeeps?

Im sure the reason your folks bought them was to TOW them behind their moter homes.

Im sorry, please forgive, me I meant no ill will, I just love to mix the pot

TonkaH2 04-26-2003 03:40 PM

ROTFLMAO! Thanks for making another hilarious penis-envy discussion.

If H2's weren't such a threat to your manhood [such as it is] you boys wouldn't be wasting your time on our site and putting graphics on mostly stock jeeps...

BTW, my buddy has a really nice CJ that's all set for extremes. It will certainly go places an H2 won't. We're going to go to Badlands next weekend -but he's riding with me. We're TOWING his badass ride, since it sucks so bad on the road...

-Jack
Yellow H2 adv. pkg.
Alaska to ??? June '03
www.sunspotnatural.com


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:10 AM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.0.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.