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Captain of the Titanic 09-05-2007 06:33 PM

Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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tower 09-05-2007 08:00 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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Amen.

jmsspratlin 09-05-2007 08:08 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
:D

obzidian 09-05-2007 08:24 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...

Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"

Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!

To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.

bochard 09-05-2007 08:25 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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I Agree :beerchug:

Devis1957 09-05-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
That's 2 nice rides !! :dancingbanana:

bochard 09-05-2007 10:48 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Thanks
the Merc is the wifes

Captain of the Titanic 09-05-2007 11:03 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obzidian
well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...

Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"

Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!

To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.



Can't argue with you!! :beerchug:

H2wifey 09-06-2007 12:19 AM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by bochard
I Agree :beerchug:



Yup 2 VERY NICE rides and nice house :D

jmsspratlin 09-06-2007 01:08 AM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
Yup 2 VERY NICE rides and nice house :D



Must agree, the color of the Hummer is awesome!;)

ROX 09-12-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
I don't care what you call it as long as it's shiney when it's clean.:D

3Hummer 09-19-2007 02:03 AM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
same thing!

md_sailor 10-13-2007 12:38 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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:giggling: Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word! :jump:

JoeHummer 11-08-2007 06:35 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.

jmsspratlin 11-08-2007 06:39 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md_sailor
:giggling: Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word! :jump:



:jump:

Gooey Gaybob 11-10-2007 07:14 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.

ROX 11-10-2007 08:22 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.

Who you callin queer, Gaybob?:fdance: :jump:

tower 11-10-2007 08:45 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeHummer
x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.

X3!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.

Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle gay I don't know what is!

Gooey Gaybob 11-10-2007 09:43 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
Who you callin queer, Gaybob?:fdance: :jump:


Takes one to know one. :grouphug:



:fdance:

tower 11-10-2007 10:07 PM

Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Takes one to know one. :grouphug:



:fdance:

You say that with such authority. :giggling::giggling::giggling:


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