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HummerHippy 09-22-2008 04:29 PM

The opposition
 
This just came in my email. :) (Wonder if I should make it really big and in blue for RYD.)

Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.


* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, runner up in a beauty pageant, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.


* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.


* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.


* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


OK, much clearer now.

ROX 09-22-2008 04:58 PM

Re: The opposition
 
:clapping: :clapping:
YES

Maybe if he's first Dude we can get Budweiser back!:fdance: ;) :D

DRTYFN 09-22-2008 05:00 PM

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The first picture says it all. The second is just plain funny.:OWNED:
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rusty 09-22-2008 08:41 PM

Re: The opposition
 
Wow, 3 years as a community organizer, that just changes everything.


http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=35457

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-22-2008 09:15 PM

Re: The opposition
 
YOU wise ass liberal fuking DUMB hippie!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HummerHippy
This just came in my email. :) (Wonder if I should make it really big and in blue for RYD.) and in bold also !!!!!!!!

Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.who said that?
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.yes!!!

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.who said that???
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.who said that???


* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, WTF is a community organizer ?become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review good job, create a voter registration drive he worked for ACCORN,who registered more then 10000 illegal voters thatregisters 150,000 new voters many who are dead, have the wrong social security numbers, are registered more then once, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor part time lecturer, not full time professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a and voted PRESENT, not yes or no over 100 times
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills co - sponsored and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, runner up in a beauty pageant, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive. your dam right !!!


* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. wheres the proof he cheated ass hole !!!!!!!!!!!


* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. how to put a rubber on to kindergarden children
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.


* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, what did she do ??? then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI over 20 years ago conviction and no college education, are you that stupid to open that can of worms ? who the chit do you think you are... I never finished college, I served in the U.S. Military for 4 years, I have retired as a multi millionaire (no family money handed down) I worked hard all my life to get ahead and I did...I have eaten dinner with more then one President, I have dinned with Kings, I have written 2 books...on and on and on...a college education in not necessary to be a smarter person didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska a dam good idea at one timefrom the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


OK, much clearer now.


BTW, if you check your boys tax records he started making his money after Bush 43 came to office, look into the 3 or 4 white women who got him going to run for president, gave him money to buy things, who still support him now, also look into some of his BOMBER BUDDIES, his religious advisor of long standing who he listened to for 20 years or so but saw nothing wrong...

YOU need to think and read a lot more before you put anything else into writting...

Please !!!

wpage 09-22-2008 10:08 PM

Re: The opposition
 
Lets fight nice and stick to the facts.

Barack vs McCain

Biden vs Palin

There is no opposition...

Its more like selections

Ford vs GM

Edsel vs Corvette

Any questions send RYD a PM:grouphug:

HummerHippy 09-22-2008 10:50 PM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
YOU wise ass liberal fuking DUMB hippie!!!



Touchy, Touchy. Did I hit a nerve? I'm sorry. But think of the all the right wing, conservative stuff that gets poste here. Can't I have a little fun as well? You know I love you all. And I drive a Hummer!

Christa 09-23-2008 12:11 AM

Re: The opposition
 
I haven't posted in a long time, but I had to add a few things to the points RYD made.
First of all, if you really want to bring up the "First Dudes" DWI...feel free, but shouldn't we also talk about Obamas own drug (pot and cocaine) and alcohol abuse. Maybe it's just me, but I'm alot less concerned with a kid in his very early twenties having a few too many brews one night out with his buddies than a guy who starting in High school and thru College spent his time toking and snorting. In his own words he described himself as well on his way to being a junkie and pothead. Just sayin.
Brilliant Community Organizer? Seriously? Name one thing he has done as an organizer, or Senator for that matter, for Chicago that could by any stretch of the imagination be considered brilliant.....You cant. Here is a link to one of the Low Income Housing projects he so proudly takes credit for during his stint as an CO. Doesn't look too brilliant to me!

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/200...of-obamas.html

Who is this guy really? Why hasn't he been able to lock this thing up yet when it was supposed to be a landslide for the Dems this season? I think that the more we find out about him the more people realize that he is an empty suit spewing the same old Liberal rhetoric that we always hear from the Dems.
The guy won't even release his birth certificate for god sake! Not to mention his college records, Senate records and schedules among many other things most candidates routinely put out for the publics scrutiny. Why is that? I think he has alot to hide. Most things have had to be dragged bloody and screaming from the media. I think thats sad and a bit scary. What about his friends and acquaintances who aren't party collegues? Why haven't we heard from the grandmother who raised him? Too many unknowns and what is known is not good. Ayers..Rezko...Rev Wright...
John McCain wasn't my guy originally, but atleast you know who he is and what he stands for. He has the honesty of his convictions and doesn't have to lick his finger in the wind to take a stand on an issue. He has people on both sides of the political aisle, not to mention his fellow veterans, stand up and say what an honorable man he is and what a good leader he would be. Barack can't even come close to that.

To be honest, I think Obama is a gifted orator. That qualifies him to be a great corporate motivational speaker, not President. And Yes, I think the Naughty Librarian has more executive experience in her little finger than Obama and Biden put together!!!! Even though it's asking for trouble where I live in the land of the Liberal Wackos...I am proudly wearing my McCain/Palin button!

The debates will be very important. If McCain can hold his own the way he did in the Saddleback Forum then he will be our next President.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-23-2008 12:56 AM

Re: The opposition
 
BRAVO CHRISTA !!!
BRAVO...

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-23-2008 12:58 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HummerHippy
Touchy, Touchy. Did I hit a nerve? I'm sorry. But think of the all the right wing, conservative stuff that gets poste here. Can't I have a little fun as well? You know I love you all. And I drive a Hummer!


I'm sorry also..."your not a hippie" !!!

mikejr 09-23-2008 02:15 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Christa
I haven't posted in a long time, but I had to add a few things to the points RYD made.
First of all, if you really want to bring up the "First Dudes" DWI...feel free, but shouldn't we also talk about Obamas own drug (pot and cocaine) and alcohol abuse. Maybe it's just me, but I'm alot less concerned with a kid in his very early twenties having a few too many brews one night out with his buddies than a guy who starting in High school and thru College spent his time toking and snorting. In his own words he described himself as well on his way to being a junkie and pothead. Just sayin.
Brilliant Community Organizer? Seriously? Name one thing he has done as an organizer, or Senator for that matter, for Chicago that could by any stretch of the imagination be considered brilliant.....You cant. Here is a link to one of the Low Income Housing projects he so proudly takes credit for during his stint as an CO. Doesn't look too brilliant to me!

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/200...of-obamas.html

Who is this guy really? Why hasn't he been able to lock this thing up yet when it was supposed to be a landslide for the Dems this season? I think that the more we find out about him the more people realize that he is an empty suit spewing the same old Liberal rhetoric that we always hear from the Dems.
The guy won't even release his birth certificate for god sake! Not to mention his college records, Senate records and schedules among many other things most candidates routinely put out for the publics scrutiny. Why is that? I think he has alot to hide. Most things have had to be dragged bloody and screaming from the media. I think thats sad and a bit scary. What about his friends and acquaintances who aren't party collegues? Why haven't we heard from the grandmother who raised him? Too many unknowns and what is known is not good. Ayers..Rezko...Rev Wright...
John McCain wasn't my guy originally, but atleast you know who he is and what he stands for. He has the honesty of his convictions and doesn't have to lick his finger in the wind to take a stand on an issue. He has people on both sides of the political aisle, not to mention his fellow veterans, stand up and say what an honorable man he is and what a good leader he would be. Barack can't even come close to that.

To be honest, I think Obama is a gifted orator. That qualifies him to be a great corporate motivational speaker, not President. And Yes, I think the Naughty Librarian has more executive experience in her little finger than Obama and Biden put together!!!! Even though it's asking for trouble where I live in the land of the Liberal Wackos...I am proudly wearing my McCain/Palin button!

The debates will be very important. If McCain can hold his own the way he did in the Saddleback Forum then he will be our next President.


Well said....BOOYAH!

HummerHippy 09-23-2008 02:24 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm sorry also..."your not a hippie" !!!


Thanks. :grouphug:

ROX 09-23-2008 03:20 AM

Re: The opposition
 
LMFAO!!:jump: Way to go Hip! You opened a can a whoop-a$$ with that one!:jump: :giggling:

Hi Christa! Long time!:beerchug:

ssgharkness020147 09-23-2008 03:53 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Very Presidential. I hope some liberal "gets in my face" and "argues with me". That'll end well.


"I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,"he said.

Full article can be found here:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...&type=politics

HummerHippy 09-23-2008 04:21 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ROX
LMFAO!!:jump: Way to go Hip! You opened a can a whoop-a$$ with that one!:jump: :giggling:

Hi Christa! Long time!:beerchug:


Oops. :)

Christa 09-23-2008 05:10 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Hey Rox! Yeah it's been a long time. I've been living in remodel HELL for the past year and a half and still have at least another 6 to 8 months to go!! :crying:
I do lurk on occasion though. I'm a little irritable and bloated this week so I'll be damned if I was going to let that pile of steam go by without a little clarification. Nothing personal Hippy:)

What happened to the "for the girls thread"??? :confused: I'm saddened and disturbed that it's gone!

Oh well, maybe i'll start in on that bottle of Baileys in my fridge and start drunk-posting some crazy-person babble late at night. Might relieve a little stress for me!

How do you deal with the libs in your neck of the woods? I think Oregon is about the same or even worse than Washington!

DDWH 09-23-2008 06:01 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Christa
I haven't posted in a long time, but I had to add a few things to the points RYD made.
First of all, if you really want to bring up the "First Dudes" DWI...feel free, but shouldn't we also talk about Obamas own drug (pot and cocaine) and alcohol abuse. Maybe it's just me, but I'm alot less concerned with a kid in his very early twenties having a few too many brews one night out with his buddies than a guy who starting in High school and thru College spent his time toking and snorting. In his own words he described himself as well on his way to being a junkie and pothead. Just sayin.
Brilliant Community Organizer? Seriously? Name one thing he has done as an organizer, or Senator for that matter, for Chicago that could by any stretch of the imagination be considered brilliant.....You cant. Here is a link to one of the Low Income Housing projects he so proudly takes credit for during his stint as an CO. Doesn't look too brilliant to me!

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/200...of-obamas.html

Who is this guy really? Why hasn't he been able to lock this thing up yet when it was supposed to be a landslide for the Dems this season? I think that the more we find out about him the more people realize that he is an empty suit spewing the same old Liberal rhetoric that we always hear from the Dems.
The guy won't even release his birth certificate for god sake! Not to mention his college records, Senate records and schedules among many other things most candidates routinely put out for the publics scrutiny. Why is that? I think he has alot to hide. Most things have had to be dragged bloody and screaming from the media. I think thats sad and a bit scary. What about his friends and acquaintances who aren't party collegues? Why haven't we heard from the grandmother who raised him? Too many unknowns and what is known is not good. Ayers..Rezko...Rev Wright...
John McCain wasn't my guy originally, but atleast you know who he is and what he stands for. He has the honesty of his convictions and doesn't have to lick his finger in the wind to take a stand on an issue. He has people on both sides of the political aisle, not to mention his fellow veterans, stand up and say what an honorable man he is and what a good leader he would be. Barack can't even come close to that.

To be honest, I think Obama is a gifted orator. That qualifies him to be a great corporate motivational speaker, not President. And Yes, I think the Naughty Librarian has more executive experience in her little finger than Obama and Biden put together!!!! Even though it's asking for trouble where I live in the land of the Liberal Wackos...I am proudly wearing my McCain/Palin button!

The debates will be very important. If McCain can hold his own the way he did in the Saddleback Forum then he will be our next President.


:perfect10s: Beautiful.....and yes he is a great analtore as long as his teleprompter is working .....if not...all you get is Uhhh...ummmm, uhhh.......

Karsun 09-23-2008 09:00 AM

Re: The opposition
 
Y'all be nice to Hippy, he's nice. Besides, we might not all agree with him but he should be able to say stuff as well. My vote is with McCain but I don't hate or dislike Obama either. Each have their own pros and cons.

wpage 09-23-2008 12:16 PM

Re: The opposition
 
If it comes down to Palin vs Biden in paint ball in bathing suits...


My money and interest is in Palin:grouphug:


Palin McCain yeah thats the ticket!:)

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-23-2008 02:46 PM

Re: The opposition
 
Just ask me...I'll keep you on the straight and narrow !!!

You know that OLD WOMAN that LENO has on from time to time, that people ask questions of....and shes tells the straight

I'm gonna do one like it...

WHOES FIRST ?


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