Are you a man questionnaire
Probably a repost...so STFU and read anyway!
Ask yourself: > > Am I Gay? > > 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. > > 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but > gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat...> > "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. > > 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, > rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab > claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else > and you are in training and undeniably a fag. > > 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking > lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. > > 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never > be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to > your lips, you've had a man there, too. > > 6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different > types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious. > > 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune > a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his balls. > > |
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From now on when someone posts a cut & pasted email that's been forwarded it'll earn the offender a vacation.
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Vacation....sweet! Costa Rica, Belize, Italy? |
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