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kacyk 06-12-2005 10:20 PM

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Since I'm in the health business I wanted to share this with you so that everyone stays healthy during these hot summer months...

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (see picture below) ...

kacyk 06-12-2005 10:20 PM

Since I'm in the health business I wanted to share this with you so that everyone stays healthy during these hot summer months...

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (see picture below) ...

Dug 06-12-2005 10:30 PM

That is Mick Jaggers mother.

KenP 06-13-2005 12:58 AM

You know darn well that gal doesn't cook on that stove behind here. No way. She'd boil to death.

Christa 06-13-2005 01:09 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!!! does she use guide-wires to keep herself upright?....Bet she's not a tummy-sleeper!

Take cover...she's gonna blow!!!

DennisAJC 06-13-2005 01:33 AM

I love boobs, but that is just grotesque!

And they stuck a 30" hood fan when clearly it was meant for a 36"! Damn that pisses me off!

KenP 06-13-2005 01:38 AM

Judging by the suds in the sink, there's no dishwasher.

MUH_HUM 06-13-2005 01:54 AM

Judging by the boobs in her top, there's no brain.

MUH_HUM 06-13-2005 01:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
Judging by the size of boobs in her top, there's no brain. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

tower 06-13-2005 02:20 PM

She used to work for our fire department until they replaced the Lifenet with the inflatable air bag.

(Lifenet: Portable net for attempting to catch victims falling or jumping from upper floors of burning structure.)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
And they stuck a 30" hood fan when clearly it was meant for a 36"! Damn that pisses me off! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Quite right, Dennis. But why the obsession with size?

DennisAJC 06-13-2005 02:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Quite right, Dennis. But why the obsession with size? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

More like attention to detail. For example....

On our last MOAB trip, 4" more on your passenger side, and you wouldn't be posting right now.

You should try it sometime.

ROX 06-13-2005 03:15 PM

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She gonna have some stretch marks!

ROX 06-13-2005 03:21 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Quite right, Dennis. But why the obsession with size? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

More like attention to detail. For example....

On our last MOAB trip, 4" more on your passenger side, and you wouldn't be posting right now.

You should try it sometime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dennis! Let go of the bumper and back away from the Hummer. You're gonna smash Shaggy!

DRTYFN 06-13-2005 05:16 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Quite right, Dennis. But why the obsession with size? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

More like attention to detail. For example....

On our last MOAB trip, 4" more on your passenger side, and you wouldn't be posting right now.

You should try it sometime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wonder if you(Dennis) could pour a couple of gallons down your pants.

usetosellhummer 06-13-2005 05:27 PM

what whoo "when big boobs go bad" on the next springer


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