If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it

What would you do?

(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)

If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it

What would you do?

(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)

HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Can't you read? It's Kwanzaa, my brotha'.

Alec, that's the best advice I bet I'll get.

Ken,

Watch the first hour of "Sleeping With The Enemy".

Very helpful tips on how to curb your S/O.

CP....Pweez don't be angwy wid me.

I did not try to deny it. I just tried to break the news gently after I had every thing cleaned up.

Look I was in the SB drive-thru, I went to move my water and my arm grazed the mocha and in slo-mo like "The Shining" blood it gushed out all over everything- I gasped and looked down and my phone was sitting in the puddles in the cup holders.

I pressed a towel in it and cried, then realized it killed my phone. I raced to the Cingular store- ran it in the store- I am covered in Mocha- they tried to save it and they couldn't so I got another.

I drove back to the house and tried to slip past Kenny with the paper towels and stuff- so he wouldn't freak out. I cleaned it the best I could and it doesn't stink or anything. You can't even tell.

When I told him, he was so mad that I had to giggle and run away.

Then today, I was trying to tickle him or something and he ate **** down the stairs. I could help but giggle a little after I knew he was okay.

He's fine.

BTW, I voted for the punch in the mouth.

Satisfy the debt...

She should be on the receiving end of some anal.

It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee!

Ken, who are you trying to kid? CP's has you wrapped around her hot little pinky. You better be nice to her or you may never see the interior of your precious little Hummer again!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL, I forgot about that! A spanking is in order.

CP, the rubber cupholder thingy comes out for easy draining & cleaning in the future.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I forgot about that too!

HI, you better shut it or I'm gonna' spray mud all over you at Tellico.

Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn.

Ken, sounds like she's just trying to do you in....and keep the hummer for herself...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
She should be on the receiving end of some anal. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO! (psst..get video)

Use seat memories and elminate one

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

X eleventy-five. It'd soften her up for the anal.